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How did I get in this situation you might ask, sitting in this burger place, watching this guy who looks earily similar to THE Spiderman who he literally watched DIE downing two burgers in one sitting. Well... I don't know either. Listen, I'm not one to judge but it's seems kinda barbaric (nor can it be good for his health, seriously) and watching him lick his fingers afterwards isn't helping his case. Don't get me wrong, this guy eats strangely fast. The ONLY problem is the amount he eats. And thats why I'm just scrolling through Lookify to pass the time when I decide 'why not? Let's just listen to my favourite music that i have totally have not been listening to at every waking moment for the past few days?'.
Then seeming to have noticed the sound coming from my phone, the rip-off Peter decides to take a look.
"Hey kid, wat'cha watching?"
"Actually I'm not watching anything, I'm listening to music."
"Oh, on Spotify?"
"Dude, I've never heard of that name in my life. Are you sure you didn't mean Lookify."
"No, I meant Spotify."
"Lookify."
"Spotify."
"It's Lookify, no matter what you say its still gonna be Lookify."
"What? How does tha- oh yeah...," dragging out the yeah as a sudden strike of realization hits him, "different universes, yeah, totally forgot.
...
Well...How about Twitter?"
"Are we really talking about this? I thought you were gonna teach me stuff! Come on man.
...
Okay fine, I'll answer. It's Tweeter."
"YouTube?"
"Can we stop talking about this? I need to fulfill my promise to this world's Peter.
...
Are we really doing this?
...
It's ViewTube."
"TikTok?"
"TicTock."
"Isn't that basically the same thing?"
"I don't know, maybe the spellings different."
"Ok, nevermind, forget I said anything. Uhm.... Oh! Instagram?"
"What's that?"
"Y'know, the app with the camera as their icon?"
"I'm pretty sure thats just the camera app."
"No! The other app with a camera as it's icon!"
"Err... Oh! I remember, it's Burbun."
"Oh, strange. it's so much more different but sounds so oddly fami- wait. Isn't that the old name of Instagram? Before they changed it in 2010?. (Did they never change it in this universe?) "
"How am I supposed to know?! Now is there anything else? So we can finally go on our mission? (You janky old hobo broke spiderman)"
"I can hear you by the way."
"Good."
"Ugh, kids. Oh wait, I remember seeing a commercial for...Koca-Soda?"
"Personally I like Spreetz more..."
"Yeah whatever.
...
Wait Spreetz? That sound so stupid."
"Well ok Einstein, what is it called in your universe then?"
"Sprite, which is an arguably better name then Spreetz... also if you're wondering what Koca-Soda is called in my universe it's Coca Cola, more widely known as Coke."
"First of all, I wasn't wondering that and secondly you mean coke the dru-"
"I know what you're gonna say. No, it's not."