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oh shit the toilet

Summary:

crackfic based off of art I found on pinterest. uhhh..yeah...hehe

Notes:

hear me out on 1x1x1x1....

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

2x2 was....somewhere to say the least, probably munching on taco bell- or a kebab- when-_

BANG! 

CRASH!

gulp......this ain't good. the godly being got up, and went towards the sound.

just to find 1x1x1x1 standing over a shit filled toilet, that's broken. and leaking shit EVERYWHERE. (pee-uuuw insert SpongeBob gross  sound effect.mp3)

"1_th-1-1nk `th+`3 t01l3t's cL0993d_."

"hmm...I could not tell..I might be needing It to-"

1x1x1x1 interrupted 2x2- looking as smug as possible

"th1s--w4s_+_T*l4m0ns t01l3t btw, 2x2."

"why the censor? and...excuse me?"

"y3-_'4h"

well..that's JUST splendid. just peachy.

the two deities and beings can hear the slipper of lamenting, despair, and mourning already..this is gonna be wild.