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“You’ll make a beautiful puppet.”
“What the hell are you talking about!”
“You know. A living puppet.”
“I absolutely have no idea what you’re talking about, but you’re being an absolute creep.”
“I don’t know what’s so creepy about wanting to make it so you’ll live forever.”
“If this is your attempt at flirting, it sucks.”
“Flirting?”
“You just said I’d make a beautiful puppet, and you’re talking about me living forever.”
“Yes. As a human puppet. I could easily remake that body without any flesh…”
“Like hell no!”
“And you’d keep your magic intact and make for a perfect weapon, no?”
“Okay. So maybe you’re not flirting with me, but you can die already.”