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I need to say it and I’m saying it here My Hands Ache is just Horrid Putter but for gen Z so when horikoshi or whatever’s his name starts saying transphobic and racist stuff don’t act like it’s unexpected also everyone in Might Have Appendicitis should be fucking dead because of global warning because if the technology is similar to the one we have today and nobody fucking bothers to change it for 200-300 fucking years then yeah everybody should be 6 feet under where at least they would be useful but I digress. Also shouldn’t we acknowledge how every fucking name (or at least the majority) is a fucking pun like man i’m sorry Izuku but at that point i would just change my name to something else because to be literally called useless fucking sucks but who cares I’m just a stupid teen also (this has been said before by another person in the comments of this work https://archiveofourown.org/works/56598658/chapters/143856514 (specifically in chapter 2) but the point still stands)
bomb bitch (NO I’M NOT SAYING HIS NAME BECAUSE HAVING A GUY LIKE THAT AS A PROGENITOR FUCKING STINKS AND ALSO LIKE IN THE FANDOM AND THE MANGA EVERYBODY FUCKING DEFENDS HIM ALTHOUGH HE’S AN ASS AND SHOULD BE FUCKING REPIMENDED BY HIS ACTIONS BUT NOBODY FUCKING CARES)(also i’m not capitalizing that because fuck him)
if he was like Mineta in stature everybody would fucking blow him to bits and the same viceversa even though the things that bomb bitch does are like so much worse and everybody jus puts it under THE FUCKING RUG.
If you want to ask for me to explain myself in the comments then yeah do that and i’ll talk about why I kinda despise Must Hate Assholes.
here are the tags that i couldn't put because they were to long:This Is STUPID × I hate bomb bitch no i'm not saying his fucking name because fuck him I'm punishing more that whatever you fucking guys do × Rants × Make that opaque deer clear (yes this is a reference to the youtube matt rose why because why not × ) this is a closed pharentesis because i forgot to close the last one and do I look like I'm going to edit the tag no i'm not i'm occupied listening to the chemical brothers and writing these stupid tags × I fucking hate when music playlist have music videos in them because they're often not the whole song and that really stinks × No none of the tags are normall because fuck it × Lol normal with 2 Ls guess i really went and took the L × I'm having way to much fun writing these tags × Man i wish i could go to a rave a shame that now they're just filled with drugs and alcohol so bassically more drugs which is a shame × wait is bassically spelled with one or two Ss lemme check × checking... × wait a moment plase as we answer your call × shit it's splelled with one well fuck it i'm not changing it × there are 10 types of autism those you are hyper sensible and hate strong stymulus × those that but spicy mustard or garlic in everything (like me) × those who tought this was a joke in binary × and those who know base 4 × please note that there can be combinations between them so yeah babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy × whoa thats a lot of why's × I have deprassion ×and part of the fault of it is this franchise becuase man the whole thing about izuku getting powers just leaves a bad taste in my mouth yknow guess i just mean i would have preferred if he stayed without powers that's all × also no fuck calling them quirks that's fucking stupid who the hell decided in that name like seriously i have like brainrot with this fucking franchise and let me tell you it's not nice to be reading stuff and being suddenly reminded of this crap because of a random world like yeah it's fucking stupid × also isn't it weird how everyone says that izuku is smart but like the moment he gets his powers be becomes like dumber than a sack of bricks like man you cannot seriously think that breaking every bone every fucking time you try to do anything is a good idea also dude why the fuck do you admire bomb bitch so fucking much like man i swear he'd kill you if you bassically weren't the protagonist/had plot armor × also isn't it weird how basically the main characters are basically child soilders like man i get what you're trying to do but yeah wasn't there a better way or something to do it because hot dang those are crimes against humanity × fuck i wrote basically with two Ss again fuck me × isn't it weird how i spent more time writing the tags and all of this stuff that writing the actual text guess that's what spite gets you × also did you know that i can get drunk at will or at least something like that × i need it × sorry for that whas listening to the cover of no love lost by lcd soundsystem it's a great song very energetic × mamma mia what a the fuck ima doing writing so many fucking tags what a the hell is a wrong with me × also guys do you think it would be cool to do like a persona or something like that but like when the go to the mental world they transform into their fursonas or something like that i don't fucking know × oh yeah this has turned into a × Furry × conversation yeahhhhhhh also added the furry like a separate tag so maybe this gets shown to more people but i doubt it × guys is it bad that one of my blorbos is a fucking hitman × no i'm not saying who it is i'll just say he has brown hair because i don't want to spoil people the story of a good game with a plot that's better that the one of this goddamn franchise × like seriously the timeline doesn't make any fucking sense the pacing is shit the charachters flat and just basically fells like a caricature of what could have been × whould have added an are between flat and characters but who cares × certainly not me who is still writing these goddang tags like man wht × lol what hell the × aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasuohsajlsnajonsdjasdfbfdhuafdshosdfahosdfhsdfohsdfiosdfhiosdfhiosadfhiofdshiofdhasiohdfsiohsfdoa that's me having a breakdown like in ace attorney like you know a good story with actual characters and plot × like seriously edgeworth is just a better bomb bitch × aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooaoaoaoaaaaa we are north american scum aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooaaoaoaoaa × north american scum is a great son also from lcd soundsystem × it is also a great song not only a great son (whatever that means for a song but whatever) × not my nochalance it's because i don't give a flying fuck (why did i write this i'm keeping it in anyways because it's fun) × wonder how many tag have i left lol × did you know it's kinda hard to make acronyms for the letters m × H - Freeform × and a in that order you should try it it's great fun × now i will become britinsh × lol britinsh like britney spears but yeah british lol × dude you cant start a sentence and end it with lol × Tambien para los hablantes de castellano sabiais que podeis acabar cual quier frase con como camaron (si la de la cancion de estopa) × XD × si jo em poses a traduir cançons al catala les escoultarieu comenteu si o no als comentaris plis × hauria de fer un video combinant tribulations de lcd soundsystem amb ace attorney trials and tribulations o algo aixi perque trobo que encaixen d'alguna manera × i just wrote briney instead of britney and well that's fun × i just spend an hour writhing this tags lol × Global Warming × guys is it weird that my balls smell so much like man i cant move my legs without getting a whiff of that teenage musk × YOU'RE SORROUNDED IT WON'T GET ANY BETTER × that's from home also by lcd soundsystem lol × my sense of humour transends reality × wouldn't it go kinda hard like a drawing or something of like a guy summoning their persona by like ripping their penis and testicles out like in a rejection of naliness or something like that × also guys ranma 1/2 is good or well at least better that this junk (both the rant and the franchise i'm angry at) × c - Freeform × goodbye guys this is the last tag not because i'm at the limit but because i have to eat dinner