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Solarballs chatfic - Boarding school au

Summary:

The planets are in a boarding school and they have phones yayayayay idk how to write summaries....

The sun decided that they could use phones and text each other wow

Notes:

this is my first chatfic ok... pls dont jump me... Ok....

also probably a bit of mischaracterization but bare with me ok

Chapter 1: start of group!!!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

6:50 A.M, Tuesday

 

Everyone was in the cafeteria, eating breakfast. Earth and Mars was chattering with each other as usual. Venus and Mercury were both eating their food. Saturn was chatting with Jupiter about classes and the result voting for EXCOs and roles.

Jupiter was listening but at the same time... He was on a phone? He's clearly doing something on there. He was.. Making a group? Oh right! The Sun allowed them to have phones and stuff so they could chat with each other. Obviously, The Sun wouldn't allow them to use the phones while learning or preparation. So they only used them during the freetime they had!

 

"Seniors"

 

Jupiter renamed the group: "Seniors"

 

Jupiter added Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, and 4 others

 

Jupiter: @everyone This will be the group we all talk in.

 

Earth: heck yeah we dont have to talk to each other in person no more

 

Saturn: This is nice c:

 

Mars: Hey guys

 

Earth: HEY MARSS

 

Mars: Hey earth :)

 

Venus: hi mars

 

Planet X: congrats to everyone.

Im still kinda pissed off that i didnt get head prefect.

 

Uranus: Its okay mate, you'll get it next time

and yeah congratulations everyone!

 

Planet X: yeah right.. 

 

Jupiter: You'll eventually get it, just keep trying.

 

Planet X: Easy for you to say, mr. prefect

I tried very hard and I was so close to getting the role

But of course, you had to step in.

 

Venus: didnt you try to manipulate people into voting you

 

Earth: LMAO bro cheated and STILL lost

 

Venus: I KNOW RIGJT

 

Earth: Unlike him, i actually earned those votes and got my role fair and square

 

Mars: Okay but fr you aint doing nothing

 

Earth: Uh shut up i will do something!

 

Planet X: ...

Just shut it...

 

Uranus: Awh mate dont listen to them

 

Planet X has gone offline.

 

Uranus: ...

I'll go check on him rq

 

Uranus has gone offline.

 

Saturn: Well that was rude of him!

No need to get all gloomy over some role -_-

 

Jupiter: He'll get over it soon enough.

 

Saturn: Whatever you say jups!

 

Mercury: Are you guys even eating your food? Ive finished mine already

 

Earth: nah im not hungry i gave it to mars

 

Mars: I mean free food right?

 

Mercury: Earth at least eat something.. Like bread? Anything small will help

 

Earth: im fine chilll ive already eaten earlier

like white rice and some eggs smh

 

Mercury: couldve told me earlier.. 

what about you venus?

 

Venus: why do you want to know pipsqueak

 

Mercury: i was just asking okay? 

 

Venus: im eating righr noe

its hard typkng with one hsnd

 

Mercury: maybe you should put the phone down first..

 

Venus: no

ill finish on time.

 

Mercury: are you sure

It doesnt seem like youre eating fast enough.

 

Earth: dude you dont need to be online 24/7 

theres nothing important going on so

 

Venus: shut it im listening to music.

 

Mars: Earth is right, you wont get to finish your meal if you

focus on your phone

 

Venus: i know what im doinf

 

Mercury: also how did venus get disiplinary exco

thats like so unrealistic

 

Venus: shuy it pipsquska

 

Mercury: Thats exactly what im talking about how

 

Earth: Idk shrugs

 

Mercury: ykw whatever. as long as he does his job

 

Venus: Righfft

 

7:03 A.M

 

Uranus has gone online.

 

Uranus: What class do we have after this @Saturn

 

Saturn: Im not sure T T

 

Jupiter: We have Art class after this.

 

Uranus: Nice thanks mate

@Neptune dont forget your reference book ok mate?

 

Neptune: Oh what is this? :9

 

Uranus: Its a group chat where we talk to each other digitally

 

Neptune: Whatt does digitally mean? :p

 

Uranus: Like something inside a screen? Im not really good at explaining mate. But you get me right?

 

Neptune: auhsjonskjbsibshiabihabaibhaijbsihbskms

 

Uranus: okay.. im assuming you do then.

Ill be going now

Dont forget your book mate.

 

Neptune: ooookayyy!

 

Uranus has gone offline.

 

Replying to Jupiter: We have Art...

Saturn: Im pretty good at art!! ^^ i like designing these little creations!

 

Jupiter: I say, you're really good at designing them. It's amazing, you should keep it up.

 

Neptune: i agree! saturms drawings are so cool!!! im kinda jelly hehe

 

Saturn: Awh thats so sweet of you both!! ^u^

 

Neptune: no problemo my froend!! :D

 

Jupiter: It's nothing really.. Just a compliment.

 

Neptune has gone offline.

 

Earth: booooringggggg i wannna do something fun.. SIGHHHHHHHHH i really wish someone would have fun with me.....

looks around

mannn wink wink

 

Mars: Really dude? We have mathematics after this

We dont have time to play around maybe next time ok?

 

Earth: Awh man.. fineee bby.. ://

 

Venus: jeez not you rwo being a coupke agsin 

 

Earth: are you still eating

breakfast is almost over

 

Venus: shut up im a slow esyter (eater) ok 

dude mercurys trynra

turn off my ohone

 

Venus has gone offline.

 

Earth: wgat

 

Mercury: i took his phone for a while since he wasnt eating faster

we have like 5 minutes left..

 

Earth: Oh right yeah ok

 

Mercury: Venus is pissed off, i should probably go.

 

Mercury has gone offline.

 

Mars: Im going to wash my hand

 

Earth: OKAYYY BYEEE MUAH xx

ill catch up w u bro 🥹

 

Mars: Cya in class earthie :)

 

Mars has gone offline.

 

Jupiter: I'm going to get my books.

 

Jupiter has gone offline.

 

Saturn: Same here!! Bye and goodluck with your other classes friends! ^_^

 

Saturn has gone offline.

 

Earth: everyones offline now man..

i shoukd probabky go too then

 

Earth has gone offline.

Notes:

its 6:30 am and i havent sleep at all