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Shelly wants to date Tisha and wal,s up to her
"Ummmm............ tisha will u be my girlfriend i wuv you very very much"
"Oooo yay I love you too lets be yuriful together"
"YAY btw wanna do a run Looeu hosting one with cosmopolitan"
"Ok sure"
.............yeah
The lift like urr closes with a loud thud and the toons go down to floor 15
Btw there r only 5 toons here in which are Tisha, Shelly, Cosmo, Looey, and Astro. let's all be common toons and not tell shelly and astro ahh run🤣🤣🤣 everybody is on 2 hearts besides shelly who's on 1 heart...
Dandy emerges from the abyss and asks the 5 fuckers to buy except his stock is absolutely ASS
"Hi guys please buy something already its been three floors and I'm getting PISSED."
Tisha slams her fist on the uhhh counter and yells at him "Dandy, what the HELL is this shit you bitch ass motherfucker"
"Bradar vat are you saying this is pure peak im selling right here"
"I swear to august 24 that I'm going to end up nashatra bealdhilding your entire shop and what in the inpherno is that bro???? A TIMEWATCH????? ARE YOU SERIOUS. AT LEAST GIVE US ONE BANDAGE."
"Stop complaining!!!! Just buy some shit and get on with ur stupid run" He bites back...
Shelly steps in to try and stop them from phfighting. "Hey, hey now! Lets not fight! C'mon, Tisha.. let's just ignore him for now."
Tisha clams CALMS what the helll dude down and sighs. "Alright.. if you say so. See you on the Flipside, you lgbt flower."
The two then proceed to turn away from Dandy and walks to the other toons inside the lift.