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Cas, why is there a goat eating kale in the kitchen?
Cas, why are you dyeing eggs green?
Sammy, where’s the ham gone?
Sammy, why’re you looking up boat hire?
Sammy, I’m not getting into a boat with a goat. I can’t believe I just said that.
Cas, why are you wearing a storm trooper helmet?
Sammy, why’re you ruining perfectly good candy?
Cas, get away from me with that pen...I mean it!
Sammy, what d’ya mean, you have to make friggin’ constellations out of freckles…just get off!
Cas, I don’t care if it’s not a permanent friggin’ marker!
Sammy….