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King Dice and The Devil are kissing in a park near a cliff.
‘Oh banana oil, da cops are here.’ King Dice said.
‘I’ll deal with it, dear.’ The Devil reassured.
The Devil walked over to the police officer.
‘Hey!! Why are you tryna arrest us?? All me and my lovely right-hand man are doing is expressing our love for each other!! Do you have a problem with that?!’ The Devil asked.
‘…You threw a toddler off the cliff.’ The Police Officer replied.
‘…That was very much part of it, thank you!! It’s part of a date!!’
‘Please refrain from murdering toddlers next time you go on a date, thank you.’
‘Excuse me!? I believe this is public property, is it not!? Therefore, me and my right-hand man can use it how we please!!’
‘Yes sir, you are correct, but that does not mean you can break the law, which includes murdering toddlers.’
‘Y-Yeah well maybe that toddler… was… T-The Devil!!’
‘…YOU’RE THE DEVIL!’
‘…Nuh-uh!!’
King Dice slaps his palm into his face, then gets up and walks over with a gun. He shoots the police officer without even the slightest bit of empathy or remorse, simply ridding himself of an inconvenience.
‘C’mon, Luci. Let’s get outta here.’ King Dice said.