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It had been a long road trip for the Centaurs, 6 games over the past two weeks, and for some reason, the team was taking a bus back from New York instead of flying. Ilya couldn't sleep, after the team had completely destroyed the Admirals and Scott Hunter he was still pumped up. As he often did, Ilya decided to be a nuisance to his husband. It was late, but Ilya knew that his in-laws would still be up after watching the game on TV, so he decided to text the group chat.
The Family Hollander
Ilya: That goal was for you, Mama Hollander
Yuna: Thanks, baby. It was a beautiful goal.
Ilya: Just like you. [❤️ by Yuna]
Shane: Ilya, it's almost midnight.
Shane: Also, stop flirting with my mom. [👎 by Ilya]
Ilya: Shane, I am romantic; I must point out beauty when I see it. You're just mad that you didn't score tonight.
Yuna: That is why he is my favorite son. You never tell me I'm beautiful, Shane. [💯 by Ilya]
Ilya: Don't worry, babe. Your mom might be beautiful, but I only have eyes for one Hollander.
Shane: That would be sweet if I knew you weren't trying to get a rise out of me.
Ilya: Who said it was you? I was talking about David. [❤️ by Yuna and David]
David: I'm a catch, I do the New York crossword puzzle in pen. [🥵 by Ilya]
Shane: I hate you all.
Ilya: No, you love us.
Shane: Not right now.
Ilya: Mean :(
David: Yuna, can we keep Ilya in the divorce? [❤️ by Ilya]
Shane: No, he's mine. (ง •̀_•́)ง
Ilya: Aww, babe. I'm sorry, you know only one Hollander has my heart.
Shane: It's fine, Ilya. I'm just tired. I know you're only joking
Yuna: You boys should try to sleep. It's a long way back home. Anya misses you.
Ilya: Tell our daughter her dadies miss her too. :(
Shane: Don't worry, we'll have plenty of time to sleep. The goal tonight is the only thing Ilya is scoring for a while. 😈
Ilya: Boo, you're so mean to me.
Ilya: Also, I like sleepy Shane. He's funny like me.
Yuna: Goodnight, boys, just remember you are on a bus with your entire team. 😉
Shane: Good night mom.
David: Night, boys.
Shane laid his head on Ilya's shoulder, and his husband laid his head on top of his. He was just starting to drift off when he felt his phone buzz in his lap. He flicked open the group chat to read the new message.
Luca: My hat trick was for you, too Yuna. And I agree with Ilya, if I swung that way...
Yuna: That's why you're my favorite grandson.
Ilya was laughing, and Shane could not believe what he had just read. Ilya was a bad influence on the younger man. "Haas!" Shane screamed, causing everyone in the bus to jolt awake. This only made Ilya laugh harder, and Shane could hear Haas laugh at the front of the bus.