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Large and loud crashing and booming sounds were not uncommon in the cyborgs lab, especially not with the brown bear's new room mate of sorts, what was unusual was the quiet sound that came after it. “Fuck.”
Oopsy, for going his usual catch phrase he would use when ever he would have an accident or an “Oopsie” has said the word fuck.
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The both of them stood in silence for a long, long moment before the green bear characteristically broke it. “What?”
“You didn’t say the thing.”
Oopsy squinted and glared up at the man. “…what thing?”
“You know- your little phrase you always say when you break things.” He knew the thing, they both did, Oopsy was just being a little bitch. “Star back me up on this- what is the thing Oopsy says when he breaks something?”
The yellow glowing light of their other “room mate” joined them in the main room. “Oopsie?- why what’s going on?”
“Grizzle no.”
“Oopsy said “fuck.” Instead of “oopsie””
“What Does It Matter What I Say After Shit Breaks!”
“It's like your thing, is it not?” The Princess flies to rest over Grizzle’s shoulder and to examine the clumsy bear who has now been, apparently, jaded by time. “You not saying “oopsie” is like Grizzle without his mech suit- it’s just wrong.”
“And not possible anymore on my end.”
“Well we’re not talking about you.”
It was just then that the 3 were interpreted by a robot butler flying into the room to see the meet that had unfolded in his absence. “UR-2 thank god you're here, these guys are being insane.”
“Really? I was under the impression they were always like that.- also please for the love of- what happened here!” The robot angrily gestures at the blown up wall and scrape that piled and filled the room.
“Oopsy had an oopsie but didn’t say oopsie and instead said fuck. -As for the mess I had nothing to do with it so I’ll be going now” Star Glow flowed out of the new opening in their home. UR-2 just sighed and looked at Oopsy.
“Yeah, I know, we’ll fix it”
“Yes, we’ll fix it- as for you, Oopsy, don't you ever scare us like that again- pretending like you have forgotten your famous catch phrase!”
Grizzle continued to rant on and on as they cleaned up the mess they made. It’s hard to believe they used to be enemies based on the way that they bickered together like old friends -And in a way they were, maybe not by choice but by change.
Some luck huh…