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INTERROGATION REPORT of the victim, Katsuki Bakugo. Permission for the interrogation was granted by the victim's mother, Mitsuki Bakugo.
Musutafu Police Station. 05.08.2245.
Start time of interrogation: 10:30
End time of interrogation: 10:58
The person conducting the interrogation is police officer, detective Tsukauchi Naomasa.
The victim, Katsuki Bakugo, was born on April 20, 2230, Musutafu. He is a citizen of Japan and a student at Hero academia UA. His passport number is 04658893-A.
Transcript of the interrogation.
Detective Tsukauchi Naomasa (hereinafter referred to as Detective Tsukauchi N.): Mr. Bakugo, you have the right to remain silent, to refuse to testify after questioning, and to file a complaint if your rights are violated. I am also obliged to inform you that my quirk is called “Lie Detector” and it is permanent. I cannot...
Bakugo Katsuki (hereafter Bakugo K.): Oh, I get it, man! You're just what I need! No one wants to believe me that that piece of shit Deku [Midoriya Izuku] was there!
Detective Tsukauchi N.: Please don't interrupt me, or we'll have to record this conversation again.
Bakugo K.: Tch. Whatever!
Detective Tsukauchi N.: Thank you. Please sign in the lower left corner to confirm that you are familiar with the interrogation procedure and your rights, and that you agree to be interrogated.
(Sound of rustling paper. Sound of a pen scratching on paper).
Detective Tsukauchi N.: Thank you. I also need to clarify whether you would like your representative to be present during the interrogation?
Bakugo K.: No. Go ahead and ask your questions.
(A barely audible sigh)
Detective Tsukauchi N.: All right, let's move on to the interrogation. Tell me your version of the events that took place at the camp that night.
Bakugo K.: That's not the point! I'm telling you... (Short pause). Okay, okay, don't look at me like that. That day, we trained until almost nightfall. Then, instead of sticking to the schedule and going to bed, those stupid posers [hero mentors] forced us and those losers from Class B [Class 1-B, UA Academy] to put on this freak-show circus in the forest. Me and that two-toned freak [Shouto Todoroki] went first. Those idiots from the parallel class [Class 1-B, UA Academy] kept jumping out in front of me, but nothing interesting happened. Then smoke started billowing out of the forest. I don't know all the quirks of these morons [class 1-B, UA Academy], but if there was someone who emitted gas, I would have remembered. The two-faced one [Shouto Todoroki] and I immediately suspected something was wrong, because we had already been attacked by shitty villains before. We cleared the smoke a little, but then some really weird bastard [the villain Moon Fish] appeared. He was wearing a straitjacket, his mouth was open, and his teeth flew right at us. We barely fought him off. Then this arm extender [Shoji Mezo] flew out of the forest, followed by a black mass, which turned out to be the bird-face [Tokoyami Fumikage] with his crazy emo-quirk. The thing instantly turned this rotten tooth bastard [Villain Moonfish] into mincemeat. Then we and the two-faced [Todoroki Shouto] lit a fire to calm the emo-shadow [Tokoyami's quirk - Dark Shadow]. It worked. End of story.
(Short silence. Sound of a pen scratching)
Detective Tsukauchi N.: As I understand from the testimony of other witnesses, while subduing your classmate's malfunctioning smart quirk, you were squeezed to the size of a marble ball by the villain, and you couldn't get out.
Bakugo K.: Yes, damn it, that's what I'm talking about.
Detective Tsukauchi N.: Did you see your classmates or mentor heroes before you were kidnapped?
Bakugo K.: Of course! There was a whole bunch of those idiots there. Two-Faced [Todoroki Shouto], Handy man [Shoji Mezo], and OF COURSE THAT FUCKING DEKU [Midoriya Izuku]! So why, tell me, AN HOUR LATER HE'S STANDING IN THE BAR OF THE DAMN LEAGUE OF FREAKS AND ACTING LIKE WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER?!
Detective Tsukauchi N.: Bakugo-san...
Bakugo K.: Why am I being interrogated here, while he's walking around freely?!
Detective Tsukauchi N.: Bakugo-san, please calm down. There are still a number of questions...
Bakugo K.: No, I have a question for you! Why won't anyone listen?! He should be arrested!...
10:58 [Recording ended early due to the victim's hysterics].