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serenesmile8 has logged on
sex_on_legs5 has logged on
sex_on_legs5: yo
serenesmile8: Oh, hello Gojyo! Fancy us signing in at the same time. :) :)
sex_on_legs5: wait i thought you said to meet you here for an 'important talk' or somethin. you remember, last night?
serenesmile8: I did? Oh, I must've forgotten. My apologies!
sex_on_legs5: hey, i set aside precious time to be here, y'know. i could be out drinkin right now.
serenesmile8: Are you trying to tell me you do not have a drink beside your elbow right at this moment? Please, Gojyo - I know you. :)
sex_on_legs5: >.> okay fine, but i would be out drinkin around other people otherwise. just think of the sacrifice I'm makin.
serenesmile8: Because your social life is thriving. :)
sex_on_legs5: ...
sex_on_legs5: hey man, do i detect a little sarcasm in your, uh. tone. writing?
serenesmile8: Sarcasm? Me? Surely you jest. :) :)
sex_on_legs5: yeah, yeah, whatever, man.
sex_on_legs5: so this computer thing actually works. huh. who'd have thunk it? i mean, when the tight-ass monk told me the three ASSpects were givin us gifts and shit, i didn't expect this, did you?
serenesmile8: I have to say, I was thinking more along the lines of a gift basket or a day spa gift card. A computer... well, although functional if you lean more toward the clerical line of work, for men of all trades like us you have to wonder what the Higher-Ups were thinking.
sex_on_legs5: yeah, but not only that. we live in the same frikkin street! why do we need this message-thing when it'd be just as easy to step out the front door? hell, i could yell out the window of my bathroom, and Goku'd hear me across the street.
sex_on_legs5: oh shit, now i’m thinkin about that nosy monkey listening to... oh man.
serenesmile8: Haha, you'll have to be a bit more careful, won't you?
sex_on_legs5: eh. don't you start. it's mostly your fault why i spend so freaking long in the bathroom these days. if this place was bigger…
serenesmile8: I know. But four years on the road, then before that we lived together. I think it's important we all find our own feet before considering switching living arrangements. You know I'm right. :)
sex_on_legs5: ehhh, i guess.
meatbunsrock9 has logged on
sex_on_legs5: oh look, if it isn't the runty-monkey. how's it hangin? or has it shrivelled up already because you couldn't find it?
meatbunsrock9: OH WOW you guysss, can you see me?! this is so FREAKING COOL
serenesmile8: Hi, Goku. We can see you just fine. Glad you could make it. :)
sex_on_legs5: wait, make it? what do you mean by 'make it'?
meatbunsrock9: heyyy gojyo this thing is so cool wait 'til sanzo sees it! hakkai said you guys'd be around today so i wanted ta come say hi n stuff
sex_on_legs5: ohh, he did, did he?
serenesmile8: Hahaha, I wanted to see if we could really connect and have a group conversation.
sex_on_legs5: only you would be interested in how this mechanical shit works.
serenesmile8: If you want to understand how something works, you have to test it out, correct?
meatbunsrock9: OY gojyo what the hell d'ya mean shrivelled up already?! i’ll shrivel you up, you cottonhead kappa
sex_on_legs5: i’d like to see you try, wondermonkey. i’d just put my hand on your forehead and watch you flail those midget arms of yours, heh heh.
meatbunsrock9: yeah an' i’d kick you in the balls so hard you wouldn't be able ta chat up any more women cause your voice'd be too high for them to hear haha only cats an' dogs would hear ya. you'd have to hit on them instead!
serenesmile8: Well, it's lovely to see old habits haven't been left at the virtual door.
i_will_kill_you3 has logged on
serenesmile8: Perfect timing! Although I doubt the harisen would be very useful in this instance. Good evening, Sanzo. :)
sex_on_legs5: welcome, Mighty Sanzo-sama, you washed-up piece of holy ass.
meatbunsrock9: heyy sanzo you’re here i can’t believe it!
i_will_kill_you3: What was so urgent that you needed to speak to me on the Mystical Messenger, Hakkai, and why are these two dunderheads here, too?
meatbunsrock9: na sanzo, i thought ya said you were gonna toss your computer outta the window cause it's a worthless piece of trash…
serenesmile8: Did I say it was urgent? Haha, oh, I think you must have misread my note. I believe what I said was "It would be important for you to sign into your Messenger this evening at around seven o'clock". By which I mean, of course, important that we don't all become strangers.
i_will_kill_you3: ...
i_will_kill_you3: How in the world can we become strangers when I still have to put up with you three almost every day? Tch, I have paperwork. It doesn't sign itself.
sex_on_legs5: listen to His High-and-Mightyness with the busy life. probably the only time he actually signs any paperwork is when he pulls his lazy ass off the toilet.
serenesmile8: It's equally important you don't overwork yourself, Sanzo. You've got to have some recreation time.
meatbunsrock9: hahaha toilet...
i_will_kill_you3: Compared to the last three years on the road with Goku and the kappa, a mountain of paperwork could be considered good recreation. If it wasn't for The Three Aspects pushing every inane bit of news onto me.
sex_on_legs5: i resent that, man. think of the times i saved your untouchable ass from danger. shitpoke monk would be walkin' like a chick by now if it wasn't for me.
meatbunsrock9: ya get some holiday though right sanzo?
i_will_kill_you3: I wouldn't be surprised if those bastards at the monastery considered the journey my holiday. They didn't waste any time dropping a stack of files into my arms and promoting me to Head Priest when I got back. Against my wishes.
sex_on_legs5: oh, cry us a fuckin river. you get the goddam penthouse suite in a cosy monastery and loads of little bald servant boys at your beck and call... jeez, it's a wonder you've been able to climb over your riches to come visit us common folk.
meatbunsrock9: sanzo's not like that
i_will_kill_you3: Be thankful I can't reach you over this messenger, kappa, or you'd be shitting lead for the next three weeks.
serenesmile8: Let's at least try to keep the tone above sea level. We rarely meet up as a group, which is why I'm calling this little party.
meatbunsrock9: so ne way, this thing has smilies an stuff right? :D :O :) :X D: thats awsome!!
serenesmile8: ‘Anyway’, Goku. And ‘awesome’. One ’s’.
meatbunsrock9: …
meatbunsrock9: oh
meatbunsrock9: hey it still made sense!
sex_on_legs5: wow. you corrected him in real time.
sex_on_legs5: that’s cold.
serenesmile8: Habit, I’m afraid.
i_will_kill_you3: You sound like an old man, Hakkai. An old schoolteacher.
serenesmile8: Sometimes I feel like an old man.
sex_on_legs5: heh, yeah, especially after a night staying over at my place.
serenesmile8: What was that, Gojyo?
sex_on_legs5: uh... uh, cause we play a lotta mahjong?
serenesmile8: We do. We play a lot of mahjong. :)
sex_on_legs5: :D :D :D :D
i_will_kill_you3: I'm going to puke.
meatbunsrock9: hey sanzo why don't we ever play mahjong?
i_will_kill_you3 has logged off
meatbunsrock9: wait! where'd he go?!
sex_on_legs5: probably to the bathroom…
meatbunsrock9: d’ya think he'll be back? why'd he get weird over mahjong?
serenesmile8: It was actually a euphemism, Goku.
meatbunsrock9: …
meatbunsrock9: a what?
sex_on_legs5: anyway, don't sweat it too much. he'll probably only be 2 minutes. the Little Monk don't get much action, so it won't have much stamina, if you get me.
serenesmile8: I don't think Sanzo would appreciate this conversation.
sex_on_legs5: Sanzo doesn't appreciate anythin, man.
serenesmile8: I'm sure he does, he just has a difficult time showing it. Isn't that right, Goku?
meatbunsrock9: right! sanzo appreciates hakuryuu, cause he said at least he didn't have to walk across the f*@&ing desert for three months.
serenesmile8: Well, I was thinking more along the lines of his three trusty travelling companions, but yes, I can see why Sanzo would appreciate Hakuryuu in that manner. He's certainly convenient!
sex_on_legs5: he's a snippy asshole.
serenesmile8: I thought we'd established years ago that Sanzo was snippy. It was one of those personality traits that are so deep-rooted that, after a while, you just have to bear it, and it becomes less off-putting.
sex_on_legs5: … i meant Hakuryuu.
serenesmile8: Oh! He's really not left with any other choice but to defend himself when he's teased or threatened. As any animal would, I imagine. I personally don't find Hakuryuu 'snippy'.
sex_on_legs5: yeah, well, he likes you.
serenesmile8: Perhaps if you didn't trek mud into him with your boots, he would get along with you better.
sex_on_legs5: hey, it ain't just me! Goku gets his big monkey footprints in Hakuryuu, too! crumbs every-freaking-where, to boot. if anything, that dragon should peck his head at night when he's trying to sleep.
meatbunsrock9: shut up kappa! at least i don't burn him with tobacco rocks
serenesmile8: Hang on - Hakuryuu pecks your head?
sex_on_legs5: ...
sex_on_legs5: he waits til you're asleep.
serenesmile8: I... I simply find it hard to believe he'd do anything that petty.
sex_on_legs5: yeah, that's cause you're always asleep and miss it. jeez!
serenesmile8: Oh.
serenesmile8: :)
meatbunsrock9: haha poor kappa's brains are damaged even more now I gotta say thanks to hakuryuu when i see him again :D
sex_on_legs5: fuck you, shortass.
i_will_kill_you3 has logged on
meatbunsrock9: sanzo!
meatbunsrock9: you're back :D :D
sex_on_legs5: how'd the consultation go?
i_will_kill_you3: Consultation?
sex_on_legs5: yeah, i figured you'd gone away to have a private moment with your HEAD priest, heh.
serenesmile8: Gojyo, why does everything go back to the same thing for you? It's very rude.
sex_on_legs5: the world's a rude place, my man.
serenesmile8: I suppose you may have a point there.
serenesmile8: You know, this worked better than I expected.
sex_on_legs5: yeah, well, don’t get used to it.
meatbunsrock9: i like it can we do it again tomorrow?
sex_on_legs5: nope.
sex_on_legs5: …maybe.
i_will_kill_you3: I’m logging off.
serenesmile8: Of course.
i_will_kill_you3: But if this thing is still on tomorrow —
i_will_kill_you3: I expect it not to be a complete waste of time.
sex_on_legs5: aww. he cares.
i_will_kill_you3: Die.
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meatbunsrock9: wait i wanted ta talk to him! dammit why's he so quick to leave
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sex_on_legs5: so... meet you in five?
serenesmile8: :)
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