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Lake, if your hearing this,congratulations; im finally out of your fucking hair ive provided some drinks to celebrate the occasion, your favourite of course so, cheers *smothes raises a glass and downs it* now theres alot of things that i want to say to your stupid sorry arse, but that can wait till the wars won from what weve seen of that sludgy fuck, itll probably be using whatevers left of my corpse as a pathetic insult, and itll probably awkwardly throw me around to poke and prod at your heart say my innermost thoughts, tell you how terrible of a fucking person you are and tell you how much you hurt me, HA we both know that wont work, you dont have a fucking heart, your probably fucking laughing at my pathetic death, another idiot out of the way of your goals. *lake is sitting silently, tears are visible streaming from his eyes, he has a manic smile plastered on his face* but anyways, we both know that at that point im full of nothing but shit (just like you) and theres nothing you can do to bring me back, so as one last pathetic request from me, when you next see my squandering corpse, blow its fucking eyes out with your revolver will ya, Ive no doubt youve got some riled up anger at me from our relationship a hundred years back. I know I fucking do so what better opportunity to beat the shit out of me and not get in trouble is this!? I may not completely know you but if ive learnt anything from our 20 years together, I know your fucking tough. I know youve been through worse than loose some pathetic sod like me, and i know youll march straight through it with your chin held high and your eyes sparkling with rage, heh, thats what i love about you... im sorry i couldnt hold out long enough to see you in person, to punch you in that smug fucking face of yours and tell you to go fuck yourself. You were the best thing that ever happened to me lake, fuck If you asked me back id come crying, how pathetics that. I love you lake, and im fucking certain that you can fucking do this, sorry for dying on you old man but go- fuck em up puddles.