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Team THANOS chatfic

Summary:

Basically they all squidding things out:

Namgyu and Thanos are... doing whatever

Gyeongsu gets bullied by everyone

Minsu gets dragged into things

and poor Semi has to help keep things together

OR

Thanos team chatfic

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Today 3:54 PM

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦 created a group

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦 named the group "TEAM THANOS 🥺"


Namsu96: don t w. e ha ve one

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: yes but my phone broke and i wanted a new number 🥹

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: also namsu r u high 👀

Miniso: Hi!

ScissorSister✂️: we have 5 group chats??

ScissorSister✂️: hi minsu

Namsu96: im. hh igh

Thanosno1fan💜: What did bro take 💀

ScissorSister✂️: @Thanosno1fan💜 shorts ahh message 💔

Miniso: Says the one with the short message…

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: cock strikes 12…

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: i mennt flock

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: lock

Thanosno1fan💜: .

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦:COCK

Namsu96: .?

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦:OMG

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦:CLOCKK

Miniso: 😂

ScissorSister✂️: please don't fucking use that emoji again

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: whats worng with 😂

Thanosno1fan💜: 😂

Namsu96: i dlkk 😂. 🤣😂😂🙂😂. 😂😂😂😂😂 😂 😂

ScissorSister✂️: Sybau

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: namsu did you take my cocke 🥺

Miniso: Why does he keep typing cock somehow

Thanosno1fan💜: I think namgyu did take his cock 😭🙏

Namsu96: too kk tht teh the coek

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: BRO

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: WTF

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: IM STRAIGHT!??

ScissorSister✂️: we're all supportive su-bi ☺️

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: BUT IM NOT GAY

Thanosno1fan💜: okay

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: @Namsu96 that was mine 😣😣

Miniso: Can someone check on Namgyu?

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: i will 🤤💦

ScissorSister✂️: ?

ScissorSister✂️: "im straight"

Thanosno1fan💜: cool.

Miniso: Amazing?

Namsu96: id odnt nee d h e lp?

ScissorSister✂️: guys since thanos is gone we need to theorize his sexuality

Thanosno1fan💜: agreed.

Thanosno1fan💜: I think he is straight

ScissorSister✂️: kill your self

Thanosno1fan💜: TF I DO

Thanosno1fan💜: I WAS JOKING!?

Miniso: We don't need to theorize

Miniso: That's the dumbest question ever

Miniso: I think we know

Thanosno1fan💜: HOLY SHIT

Thanosno1fan💜: ROASTED!?

Thanosno1fan💜: BY MINSU!?

Thanosno1fan💜: AHAHHHA

ScissorSister✂️: alright minsu 💔

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: GUYS WTF

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: I JUST SAW MG FUCKING COINLESS

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦 sent an image
LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: THAT FATASS WAS EATING!!!
ScissorSister✂️: that's normal?

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: he was eating american food 👀

Thanosno1fan💜: you ate a whole kfc bucket yesterday 😭

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: stfu gyeongsu I hate you you so much youre actually so annoying and keep bothering me like you are not my best friend namgyu is

Miniso: okay…

ScissorSister✂️: Dude?

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: anyways im close to namsus 😛

Thanosno1fan💜: fuck you

ScissorSister✂️: subong 💔

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: what?

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: wait

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: why were you guys messaging about what i rub off to 🥺

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: i got off to gay porn once that doesn't make me gay

ScissorSister✂️: you just found out??
ScissorSister✂️: also we were talking about your sexuality and no one wants to know about your sexual pleasantries

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: same thing

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: "pleasantries" 😂

Miniso: you watch gay porn?

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: once

ScissorSister✂️: did one of the guys look like namgyu

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: kys

ScissorSister✂️: okay mr. suicidal.

ScissorSister✂️ unsent a message

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: .

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: the fuck?

LEGENDTHANOS69🤑💦: okay im at namsus time to get high

Miniso: bye

Read 4:20 PM

Notes:

Writing is hard, so I made a chatfic

anyways i hope you enjoyed