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“Hi Eyekons!” Megan gushed, waving at the camera. There were already so many people joining, and the chat quickly filled up.
eyekonmaster34523: MEGAN LIVE LET’S GOO
gnarlymuch??455: we haven’t had a megan live in so long, we’ve been craving this
She chuckled, scrolling through all the comments. “I know, I know. We’ve been due for a live.”
Megan just sat there for a while, answering (and avoiding) questions, saying thanks, being some kind of therapist, if therapists made things worse and had their own therapists. She did aegyo as requested, then instantly regretted it knowing Yoonchae would make it her wallpaper like last time.
What should we do? I’m going to make myself some instant ramen, but after that, I’m open to whatever.” She got up, taking the phone with her, and moved to the hotel room kettle.
thatonerandompan: RELEASE YOUR SONGS MEGAN!!!!
Larawifeyy49839: answer questions!!!
gayashellfr9843: read fanfiction
meichaeforlife: KISS YOONCHAE
Megan almost laughed on that last one, but she was able to keep a straight face for the camera. Oh, if only the eyekons knew…..
Funny enough she had just kissed Yoonchae goodbye, as her girlfriend had gone out with some friends to eat.
“Ah FUCK!” She suddenly cried, yanking her hand away from the kettle. “Oh wait, oops! Sorry eyekons…but why the heck was that so hot?!” she muttered. Hopefully Sophia didn’t kill her later.
sittingtrafficonthefreeway: pack it up megan hybes gonna get you
rajforteza:THAT WAS NOT THE WIND IT WAS THE HURRICANE OF THE NAME OF SKIENDIEL
She grabbed the kettle again (making sure not to touch the hot metal part…) and slowly poured the water into her cup o’ noodles.
She glanced up at the chat again.
Rajforteza: you should watch a movie megan
She gasped. “Oh my gosh! Great idea, i’m going to watch a movie with y’all!”
She (carefully) brought her instant ramen to the coffee table, and sat down with the phone in front of her.
“Okay eyekons. What movie should I watch?” She asked, reading the hundreds of answers.
alex_lupin: BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER
sittingintrafficonthefreeway: bottomss
Megan sighed. If only. Wayyy too gay though. Also no sitting in traffic please, lets stay alive eyekons.
After scrolling through what felt like a billion options, she settled on D.E.B.S. A bit hypocritical she supposed, after she'd just turned down 'But I'm a Cheerleader", because really, D.E.B.S was just as gay. But there was only, let's say two makeout scenes, three at the most. Plus, you couldn't really tell it was gay until halfway through.
She found the movie on…..let’s just say the equivalent to Sophia’s princess movie site. She was about to press play then realized that, the eyekons literally couldn’t see the screen.
“Oh wait a minute, I’m so stupid! You guys can’t see!” She giggled. “Let me figure something out…”
She could do what Yoonchae and Sophia had done during their gaming live, but she only had one phone, and she was using her laptop for the movie…
Yoonchae wouldn’t mind if Megan borrowed her laptop, would she? Probably not.
“Hold up eyekons, I have a solution!” She ran off to the closet, and rumaged through Yoonchae’s bag, finding her girlfriends laptop, with it’s wave to earth stickers on the back.
She plopped back onto the couch, already signed into the computer. Now, what was Yoonchae’s Weverse password again?
Spoonchae: guys…..who’s laptop is that???
Thatonerandompan: her knowing yoonchae’s password is so gf coded
marzzzzzz2345: megan i know what you are
Megan glanced up. Oh shit. She discreetly repositioned herself, moving the laptop out of frame.
“Okay…there!” She exclaimed. And fortunately, it did work. She joined the live from Yoonchae’s laptop, and moved it so the eyekons could see her own laptop screen.
“Perfect! Let's start the movie, shall we?" She pressed play, and settled into the couch. It was a little uncomfortable and the material was digging into her thighs, but she didn't feel like changing into pants.
The movie was good, as presumed. Megan had seen it countless times already, and many of the words by heart, but it was still such a good movie. She laughed at all the commentary the eyekons gave, and rolled her eyes at the homophobes hating on her choice of movie. It reminded her of some meichae fanart she’d seen where they were characters from D.E.B.S…she’d have to show that to Yooncahe when she got home.
Halfway though, Megan began getting really tired. It had been a long day, and her muscles were all so sore. Her eyes had begun to feel heavy, but she wanted to be awake for when Yoonchae came back, so she willed herself to stay awake.
Yet—
meichaeluvr: did megan just fall asleep? on live??
alex_lupin: is this really happening???
eyekon32493024: I can't believe they push the girls so hard, she must be so tireddd
whispersofamelody: so it this live just going to keep going or.....?
meichaeplanet: someone needs to turn of the movie lmfao, it's just going to keep going
Megan had fallen asleep. On live. For the first time in the herstory of KATSEYE, a girl had fallen asleep on live. And now, the movie was just idly playing on the laptop, while she snored softly.
Eventually, most of the eyekons left the live, as Megan simply continued to sleep. She looked rather uncomfortable, sleeping sitting upright—but of course no one could move her.
No one except for—
"Megan?" Yoonchae called out, closing the hotel door gently behind her. She slipped off her heels, and placed her bag on the counter. "Megan?" She called again.
She found Megan, asleep on the couch, with not one, not two but three screens before her. "Oh my, what were you doing?" She muttered. She walked over, and sat down next to Megan, peering at the laptops.
Yoonchae finally noticed the setup. "Oh. You were on live." She looked again, and saw the chat messages popping up. "You're STILL on live actually..." She sighed, pausing the movie.
"Sorry to stop your movie, eyekons." She said. "But I think it's time to go."
She carefully put her arm around Megan's waist, readjusting so she could move her girlfriend more easily. Megan, for her part, was no help whatsoever. In fact, she made things much worse.
"Yoonchae....you're back." She mumbled. "Sorry, I tried to stay up till you got back."
She put a hand on Yoonchae’s flushed cheek, and it took amounts of willpower she didn’t think she had, for Yoonchae to not just close the gap and kiss her.
Don’t look at her lips, don’t look at her lips. Pretend this is normal. Or is that worse? Pretend this is normal in the platonic way. Don’t look at her lips, don’t look at her—did she eat my spicy instant ramen? Her lips look tinged red…..oh SHIT.
rajforteza: MEICHAE MEICHAE MEICHAE MEIXHAE CMEISHDHD
sittingintrafficonthefreeway: meichae confirmed fork found in kitchen i said oh im sure
alex_lupin: OML PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS FILMING THIS
meichaeplanet: star get your tumblr rant ready
Yoonchae jerked back, scolding herself under her breath. "I-It's okay Megan." She stuttered out. "Um…say goodnight to the eyekons."
Did she seriously just gay panic and look at Megan’s lips on live?? Hopefully the eyekons wouldn’t notice anything, but who was she kidding? This would be apart of all the edits, and probably show up on one of those oddly accurate tumblr rants they read together.
Megan nodded slightly, and gave a small wave. "Goodnight eyekons, I love you all."
Yoonchae giggled a little. Megan was always so cute when she was sleepy.
"Okay. Goodnight!" Yoonchae smiled, before quickly ending both livestreams. She exhaled a sigh of relief.
"Jagiya, did you seriously fall asleep on live?" She teased, giving Megan a light kiss on her temple. "And you just almost kissed me! On live! And I just almost kissed you!”
"I'm sorry Yoonchip." Megan whispered. "HYBE will probably delete it later anyways. It's Sophia we should be worried about anyways." She chuckled.
As if in cue, Yoonchae's phone lit up. It was unsurprisingly, a message from Sophia, to their group chat
sophiathepurse: you guys are done for
sophiathepurse: as the champion of fanservice, even I couldn't play that off
manz: you guys looked like such domestic gays lmfao
rising pop star sensation lara raj: it was cute as fuck though
Sophia had liked lara's last message. Yoonchae sighed. "Oh well, we can deal with that tomorrow.”
Megan stood up and stretched, her shirt riding up slightly, which Yoonchae did not notice at all, thank you very much. “I didn’t get to finish the movie…I don’t even remember half of it.”
Yoonchae laughed, as they both started to get ready for bed.
“Haven’t you already seen it many times?” Yoonchae asked, a huge smile on her face.
Megan nodded, and spat out her toothpaste. “Yea of course, but it’s so good! Plus you’ve never seen it, we can watch it together tomorrow! And remind me to show you some fanart I found of us, it’s based off of D.E.B.S actually.”
Yoonchae rolled her eyes. “Were you on meichae tumblr again? You are so weird.” She climbed into the bed, waiting for Megan.
“Well…yes! I mean, you literally read those rants with me sometimes.” Megan argued, changing.
It took a second for Yoonchae to respond, as she was too busy staring. “It’s fun to see whether they’re right sometimes.”
“Yeah. Kinda creepy how good they are at reading body language. They are going to destroy you for that gay panic you had.” Megan teased, laying down next to Yoonchae.
“Nooo don’t remind me! I swear, I tried! It’s not my fault. You had my instant ramen, so your lips were all red….” Yoonchae defended, her cheeks flushed.
“Right I’m sure you tried.” Megan yawned. “Wow, I am so tired.” she mumbled, her eyes fluttering. She shifted closer to Yoonchae and wrapped her arms around her waist. Yoonchae was happy to oblige, and did the same, holding her tired girlfriend close.
“Good night, my sleepy one." Yoonchae whispered, combing her hands through Megan's hair gently.