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A dark brown hair man with gray eyes walks in a alley. They are going to be the "death" of me... Why did I have children again? A portal opens in front of him. "What the fuck-" He gets suck up in the glowing portal. BAM! He fells on the floor. "Ow, what the fuck!!" He gets up. A bar? He turns around find curious eyes on him. Tak! All he sees is black.
"Urgh my head..." He is tied up on a chair, impossible to get up. A group of people is in front of him. "Who the hell are you?" asks a guy with a hand in his face with blue hair. What with the hair colour is this fucking pride month? "I will not repeat myself again, who are you?" ash blue boy asks again. The grey eyes man doesn't respond, just look around. A blond girl with golden eyes who is wearing a school uniform, two man with masks, a tall man with purple scares, purple smoke, a lizard and a kid with a gas mask... Is that a lizard?? "Is that a fucking lizard?" "I am a gecko!" "Holy shit! It just talked!" The patchwork laughs at the comment. "I like him" says the little girl, "I'm sure he is beautiful in blood" she continues. What a gang of weirdos. "What is your name, man?" the handy-mandy man says. "David Miller" the tied up man says. "Miller, what is your quirk?" Shigiraki says. "The fuck is a quirk?" They all look at each other. "Where am I anyway?" David says. He plays with the rope to untie himself. Bunch of fools. The blue hair man ignores the other man and starts talking to the others. They really don't tie tight enough. The black hair man removes the ropes and gets up. "It's has been a fun to meet you all, but I need to go make sure my kid doesn't burn another buildi-" He removes dirt from his cloths. "How did you-" Before the guy with hand problem can respond, the young girl jumps on the black hair man and stab him in his stomach. "Ow! You bitch!" He punch her away. "Owwie, you just punched a girl! You know that?" she cried on the floor, sitting on her own legs as she licks the bloody knife. David puts his hand on the wound. It will heal on it's own eventually... He passes out on the cold floor.
"What do we do with him?" asks the blue eyed man. "Patch him up and put him in your room" orders the boss. Dabi turns his look from the dead man on the floor to look at Shigaraki. "Why the fuck do you put him in MY room? He could be dangerous and you want to put him in MY room with no way to tie him up?" He questions the red eye man. All his boss does is glare at him. They look at each other in the eyes, both thinking of ways to kill each other. The black hair man breaks the prolonged eye contact and obliged. He moves toward David and try to take him like a princess in his arms but can't. "How much does this guy weighs" Dabi struggles. The purple flame take action in his own... hand and teleport David and Dabi in the dark bedroom. The conscious man removes the other man shirt. Damn he's ripped for a old man... What are those?He touches the scares on one of the arm of the man. Scares caused by the springlock suit, but that Dabi doesn't know. He takes out plasters and patch him up. He lost a lot of blood... Is he even alive? He thinks as he puts his hand on the man neck to feel a pulse. Dabi makes a confuse face. He is dead? Well shit the Boss will not like that one. He leaves the David on his bed and goes to the bar. "Boss" "What?" "He is dead." The ash hair man sighs. "You can't do shit right do ya? Where is he right now?" "My room, duh." Under the hand, Dabi could see the red eyes roll.
"FUCK!" The scream makes everyone in the bar look at each other. "Didn't you say that he is dead?" asks the young girl. "I check his pulse!" The blond girl, handy man and Dabi run to the room. David was trying to get up. "How the fuck are you alive" asks the black hair man. "I ask myself that question everyday..." the dead man walking says. "Look I will not attack you, I just want to know where I am", continues the injured man limping toward in front of the LOV. They look at each other. The boss man sighs loudly. "Come" They all follow Shigiraki to the bar, David stay behind with the inability to walk: he got stab. Dabi stay behind. "Need some help?" He questions the taller man. Before getting a respond, he gives a shirt to David and puts his arms under the others arm to give him some kind off support.
After some effort from the slim man, they arrive slowly but surely at the bar. Dabi help David to sit at the bar. "Can I serve you something?" asks the purple smoke. "A double whiskey, will be good, thanks" I should stop being this suprise... My kid is a robot... "So in what world does purple smoke and a lizard speak?" asks David. "This world, you don't have a quirks where you are from?" says blue ash hair man. "Again what are quirk?" "Ability." "Like fire and shit?" "Yup." Abilities... What kind of shit world is this?