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A massive golden yellow ring orbited above Pentagram city. Many of the sinners and hellborn below looked up in utter shock. Had the extermination been called on even earlier?
But it was soon apparent that this wasn’t the already early extermination, but an entirely different army altogether. One more mechanical and soulless than the exorcists.
Thousands upon thousands of robots of all sizes began to flood the skies, pouring in like an unending tide as an enormous flying vessel started to descend from the ring above into the ring of Pride below.
Every screen in hell was abruptly hijacked at once, all being replaced with the image of a wide smiling circular face. The image distorted again, and before all of hell was a grinning bald man in a red suit, blue tinted glasses and an impressively sized mustache to boot.
“Hohohohohoho! Hello denizens of hell! I, Doctor Eggman, have decided that your realm would be the perfect foundation for the start of my brand new glorious Eggman Empire! From now on, I shall be your one and only ruler! As we speak my robots are invading every single ring, spreading out to ensure your full and total co-operation. I’d advise all of you to comply with this new change of management. If you don’t, well,” Eggman chuckled behind his hands and leaned forward in his chair. “Then I hope you’ve made your peace.”
Eggman’s villainous laugh echoed across the rings as the feed cut back to his logo and his robots began his incredibly hostile takeover.
Hazbin Hotel
“Fire!” Sir Pentious cried again, his cannons firing another volley at the incoming robots. Several Buzz Beetles and Flappers were sent crashing down whilst others were able to make their bombing runs.
“We were preparing for Angels, not this shit!” Angel Dust yelled, firing his tommy guns at the incoming hordes.
“Bullets still work don’t they?” Husk pointed out throwing another hand of cards at some approaching Egg Pawns.
“Charlie! Any luck getting through to your dad!?” Vaggie asked as she sliced another Egg Guardian in half with her spear.
“None! I can’t reach him or Bel or Ozzie! I’m trying every number I can but no one’s picking up!” Charlie yelped as she held her shield up to block some incoming shots.
Alastor watched the battle go on below with a deep amount of sadness. He might’ve joined in on the fray if there was any fun to be had, but these tinker toys had no souls. Still, things were looking very dire indeed, and seeing the approaching flying battleships caused him to reach into his jacket pocket and pull something out.
A small gold ring.
“Now what did that one say about how this works again…” Alastor twiddled with the gold ring as he tried to remember. “Oh right!”
Throwing the ring forwards, the ring began to grow in size until stopping mid-air.
“Come on everyone! If you don’t want to die I suggest we make our exit now.”
A massive plasma blast struck the hotel’s center as if on queue, debris sent flying everywhere as Alastor patiently stood near the glowing portal.
“Quick! Everyone! We need to go now!” Charlie cried, everyone hurried to follow the princess's orders. Once the last rushed through, the grinning radio demon stepped in after them, the ring shrinking into nothing as the Egg Pawns marched onto the lawn.
Pentagram City
“Hurry Loony!” Blitzø yelled, leaning out and firing a shot into an incoming bot.
“I’m going as fast as I can!” The hellhound shot back, swerving hard to the right knocking several pawns over as she hit the gas.
The doors to the I.M.P. van were left wide open, Moxxie trying to keep a steady aim as he took potshots at their pursuers. Any robots that got close enough soon found a heavy axe lodged into their circuits as Millie cut them down.
“How are there this many already!?” Millie grunting as she dislodged her weapon from a daring Egg Pawn.
“Ask the fuck-ass on the TV!” Blitzø told his employee, ducking his head to avoid a traffic light.
“This is really bad sir!” Moxxie took Flapper’s head off with a single shot before he heard his gun click. “Shit, I’m out of ammo sir!”
“What the fuck do you mean you’re out of ammo!?” Blitzø glared.
“I could only grab so much before you threw us into the van!” Moxxie argued, another Egg Pawn with a gun jumping up before his wife cleaved its arm off. The large orange weapon tumbled onto the van floor, the imp staring at it before grabbing the gun. “Nevermind!”
“We’re here!” Loona shouted, stepping hard on the accelerator as she crashed down the Ars Goetia gate. Pulling the handbrake the red and black van did a full 180 degree turn, sliding to a stop just before Stolas and Octavia.
“Get in!” Millie yelled, the imps helped the royalty on board before the van’s tires burned out and drove away from another incoming wave of dive-bombing bots.
“Stolas! Thank fuck you’re alright.” Blitzø looked very relieved to see the prince onboard.
“I have the Grimoire!” Stolas flipping the book open he began to read.
“Can you just skim read it!?” Blitzø asked as an Egg Pawn took out the rear view mirror.
“Not particularly!”
Stolas began chanting the portal spell, however whether it was from the stress of the robot attack or the rough ride, a few syllables might have been missed.
The portal that appeared before the van looked much more golden than its usual shine. There was no time for any corrections before the I.M.P. work van rocketed through, the ring sealing shut as Eggman's robots casted shadows over all of hell.
There was a collection of yelps and screams as the Hazbin Hotel staff fell onto the floor, the ring floating in the air as they were all unceremoniously dumped into a pile.
Right next to them another ring emerged, a van flying through before crashing straight into a wall. The hazard lights blinked as the employees of I.M.P. and their Ars Goetia passengers tumbled out.
“Remember where we parked guys,” Blitzø said before flopping to the floor.
Both groups from hell started to gain a bearing on where they were, however they also noticed that the room they had all ended up in wasn’t completely empty.
A pink hedgehog and blue beetle looked at all the new arrivals in shock.
“Oh my gosh are you guys okay!?”
“So, you know this Doctor Eggman?” Charlie asked, the princess of hell looking a bit different than usual. Her statue had shrunk and she appeared to be more goat-like in appearance.
“Unfortunately,” Amy Rose answered, the expression on her face was not a happy one. “That creep has been trying to take over the world so many times I’ve lost track.”
“Well he’s trying to take over our world.” Vaggie said, the fallen angel now appearing more like a fallen moth. “We barely got here with our lives.”
“Why’n the fuck did we end up like this!?” Husk yelled, the bartender didn’t look too different although he was noticeably on the smaller side.
“Aww, I think you look even cuter like this.” Angel Dust teased, the spider’s size also having been affected.
“Ah fuckin’ bite me.” Husk retorted.
“I must say I love the new additions,” Alastor said, stroking his new deer horns. “Quite the lovely aesthetic."
“I dunno, this don’t seem to bad.” Cherri bomb checked out her new emu form on a nearby screen, her one eye still present. “Although someone might want to check in on stabby.” Pointing out the very distraught looking Niffty, the maid staring at her new cockroach form clearly processing a lot.
“Ha! You two are still short!” Blitzø pointed at his fellow imps, Moxxie and Millie having not seemingly been affected by this world’s rules.
“So is Loona sir,” Moxxie pointed at the hellhound who was indeed only as tall as her foster father, who had also gotten slightly smaller.
“I know! Look at how precious my Loony is!” Blitzø’s eyes sparkled as he leaned over her, hugging the top of her head.
“Back off.” She growled, to which her father obliged.
“This is really bad then.” Jewel said, scanning a digital map with several red dots. “We’ve had no reports of any major Eggman activity aside from the usual small skirmishes with patrols. We had no idea he was planning for a takeover of another world.”
“Guess we better call him in first,” Amy lifted a hand up to activate her communicator. “Sonic, you there?”
“Yeah I’m here Ams, what’s up?”
“Where are you right now?”
“Still with Tails, we just cleaned up the last bots in Green Hill.”
“Can you come back to HQ now? It’s urgent.”
“Roger, see ya in a sec.”
It wasn’t long before a yellow two-tailed fox flew into the room and landed on his feet.
“Hey Amy! Hey Jewel!”
“Tails! You’re here!” Amy cried, running up and giving her friend a hug. “Where’s Sonic?”
“He’s finishing up his chilli dog. A-Whoa!” Tails finally noticed the massive group of newcomers that had appeared. “That’s a lot of new faces.”
Before any introductions could be made by the residents of hell again, a blue blur blasted into the room at super speed, a blue hedgehog standing before them all.
“So,” Sonic rubbed his nose, “What did I miss?”