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Eve was the second person to go to heaven, as she went there straight after being killed by the tree log accident while building the city. She appeared in front of golden gates and immediately saw Abel running to her.
"Mom! I'm so happy you're here!"-he cried from happiness, hugging her.
"I'm happy you're here too, son…"-Eve smiled, being guided thought the gates to heavens. Soon, more winners started to arrive there, and after few hundred years, Adam arrived too.
"Adam, honey! You're here too!"-Eve looked at her husband with loving eyes.
"I'm here, love. And I'm not going anywhere now."
They were happy together, as more members of their family arrived. Soon, Seth came to heaven, and after him Enos and Enoch. The first family was finally happy.
…
It's been a few thousand years or so since Adam arrived to heaven, and one day Sera came to his palace. She opened the grand golden doors with history of first humans engraved on them, and glided thought the long hallway to living room, where Adam and Eve were currently eating.
"Hello, Seraphim. Why are you here?"
"Adam, I have a task for you."-she said, not giving any more details.
"What is that?"-Adam asked.
"I want you and Eve to go to hell and negotiate with the Morningstar about Asmodeus sending his succubi to tempt humans on Earth. This goes against the pact we made after the second angel revolution."
"Why us?"-Adam murmured, biting a rib.
"Because you are Adam, father of humanity. You should be the one to care about it."
"Okay, okay, I'm going…"-Adam said, annoyed. After him and Eve finished eating, they quickly got into their formal clothes and got to the Sera's headquarters.
"Sir Morningstar should be waiting in the heavenly embassy… along with his wife Lilith."-she said.
"LILITH?! That bitch is that cuck's wife now?!"-Adam yelled.
"Adam, you should not be this angry. It's just a political meeting, nothing more."
"Alright…"-he murmured.
Him and Eve got into the portal that Sera opened, and walked into hell for the first time. First thing that they felt was a foul scent of decaying corpses and rotten flesh. Next, they saw the red sky, and the buildings of Pentagram City. It was truly disgusting sight, as the build style wasn't consistent at all at they all looked like they would fall very soon. A few sinners ran around, one of them holding a small sword made out of angelic steel.
"They have our steel here?"-Adam scoffed-"Well, I guess it was brought down during the revolt or something."
"My love, better head straight to the embassy and have it quickly behind us, alright?"-Eve suggested.
"Alright, I suppose that's what we should do. Go see…"-he shivered-"…Lucifer and Lilith."
They walked to the embassy, and got into the building, carefully circling every sinner that was there. But except a few angry glares nothing happened. They walked up the stairs and opened the doors into the main room. It was dark, but as they wanted to leave, the lights turned on and they saw the devil and his wife sitting at the opposite side of the table.
"Heeelloooo, Adam! Oh, and Eve too!"-Lucifer said joyfully.
"What…?"-Adam let out a surprised gasp, not expecting the same person who damned him and all of humanity to be this joyful.
"Alright, why are you here, Adam? Sera said you wanted to discuss something."
"I'm here to say that according to the peace treaty after second heavenly revolution, you and Asmodeus can't send succubi and incubi on earth to tempt humans."-Adam explained, reading the quick note he made.
"Ozzie? Oh, but he can't, otherwise we will receive way less souls here in hell!"-Lucifer responded.
"FUCK YOU, TWINK! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU OR "OZZIE" THINK, I WON'T LET THIS HAPPEN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND, CUCKIFER?!"-Adam yelled, angry at Lucifer's dumb attitude-"HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH FROM YOUR HANDS?! AND YOU DARE TO ACT LIKE SOME RETARDED DUMBASS?!"
Lilith walked to Adam, and murmured to his ear-"Luci is like that ever since he fell. He… he might've fallen on his head when angels banished him."
Adam just scoffed and crossed his arms.
"Sera was clear: either you and Asmodeus stop sending your demons on Earth, or Sera and the elders will have to take things into their own hands. And I guess you wouldn't like that, you snake."
Lucifer scratched his head, and after a bit of thinking he said -"Alright… I guess I have no choice but to obey. Hand me all the documents and I'll sign them."
After all the bureaucracy was done, Adam grabbed the paperwork and walked out of the embassy with Eve.
"Alright, Sera will open portal in half a hour. We might as well just wait."
But then, the worst thing that could've happend, happened.
Eve