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Annoyance after Annoyance isn't it?
First, he qi-deviated, died, woke up in some weird black void with an annoying blue box who called itself 'System' offering him another chance to live. and now he was a FUCKING SCREWDRIVER!!! Hello?! System, he wants a refund!! I swear I would rather stay dead! There was a part of him that felt like he was a child again. Pathetic, unable to protect himself, in that horrid estate being beaten.
Meeting the System
He still remembers the day he was minding his own business, training his disciples like usual and the like, when he suddenly heard a loud, ear piercing siren, he remembers holding his head as he almost dropped infront of his disciples from the pain. Pathetic, worthless, You Can't let them see you like this, you cannot be vulnerable and open yourself up to attacks.He had repeated over and over in his head, before everything went dark and he was in that strange void.
He remembers the suffocating darkness, feeling like he couldn't breathe, all while that strange blue floating box talked to him.
[Welcome to the System USER003|Shen Jiu! This system lives by the motto, "YOU CAN YOU UP, NO CAN NO BB" This system hopes to provide the best possible experience!]
Where- where am I? What are you?
[This is the System! Host is currently in the VOID.]
How... do I leave? How do I get back to my body...?
[Host sadly cannot return to his body at this moment!]
What? Why? Take me back.
[This Systemis afraid USER002|Shen Yuan has taken over Host's body!╥﹏╥ As there were some last minute complications and System was not able to prepare a suitable place to house Shen Yuan's soul. As Such, Shen Jiu's body was the most suitable place for USER002!]
Will I have to sit in this void until I can have my body back?
[System is afraid USER002's Soul is already bound to Shen Jiu's body, as such, Shen Jiu cannot return to his previous body!]
So I'm stuck here?...
[Host is indeed stuck here! However, this system is willing to offer a limited time deal for USER003!]
And...What's the deal?
[USER003 Has the limted time chance for a crossover event! With said crossover event, USER003 will be able to get a new body!]
And so he ended up accepting said offer, after adding a few more terms of course...
But that was besides the point!! He has more pressing matters now. Like trying to figure out where the fuck he is!