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"Toono-Kun!" Akemi greeted him sweetly when he saw him enter the club room. Toono awkwardly waved, his eyes busy on the scene that was taking place on the floor right now.
Yuri was swinging a hypnotic pendulum across Tamura's face. Toono sighed, had they not learned from last time? At least he wasn't using a vibrator this time.
"Is... that a pendulum...?" Toono pointed, and Akemi nodded enthusiastically. "Wha—why are you guys doing this again?" He groaned. Just thinking about what happened last time made the brunette shudder.
For context, Yuri's sex hypnosis on Fujisaki had backfired, leaving his hunger unsatiated, chasing Yuri for more. All the club members, even Shikatani, had to pry him off Yuri. Ugh, the semen made them both slippery. Toono gagged.
"Oh, we're more careful this time." Akemi put a finger up, winking cutely. "Fujisaki is not to be allowed to be under hypnosis anymore."
Toono wasn’t assured in the slightest— the average yaribu club member's normal hunger for sex was already astronomically high even without the hypnosis. He wanted no part in this and was counting down the days until he could quit this club.
"And," Akemi added, making Toono look back at him, "Unfortunately, we won't be using hypnosis to induce horniness this time." He spoke with sorrow, sniffing like a sad cat. Or a kitten for how small he was.
Toono didn't get how that was unfortunate. Then again, he thought Akemi probably had sex on his mind constantly, since he was the leader of the sex club. What a weirdo. The said weirdo was still looking at Toono, but the latter was facing towards the centre of the room, where the hypnosis was taking place.
Toono watched as Shikatani and Itome-Senpai watched Yuri's work on Tamura.
"This is the first time he's been quiet for more than 5 minutes.." Shikatani mumbled, Itome nodded in agreement. They watched in wonder-filled silence.
The club leader's eye twitched. Had they forgotten why he had let them buy an actual hypnotic pendulum?
Akemi cleared his throat, "Say," He verbally signalled to Shikatani and Itome.
They didn't respond. Absorbed in Tamura’s dazed eyes.
Akemi cleared his throat again, "Say,"
This time, Toono turned around. "Yes, Akemi-Senpai?"
Akemi mentally sighed. He'd just do it himself. "Say, why don't you try the hypnosis, Toono?" He asked with a smile.
"Oh," Toono scratched his head, "I don't really believe in stuff like that. And I don't trust the club not to take advantage on me."
"Nonsense! We wouldn't do such a thing." Akemi exclaimed.
“Sure,” Toono didn't believe him in the slightest; he usually pushed the memories of the attempted gangbang away, but it was never forgotten. "Well, I still have to decline.." He started, scratching his cheek as he tried to say it politely.
Akemi frowned. Then he pouted like a sad puppy, edging closer to him. "Just try it, please. You still owe me for your secret."
Toono sighed as he watched the others get distracted from Tamura and start walking to him. "I thought helping you find that photo was what I owed you..." Akemi edges closer with sparkly eys
"Alright,” Toono interrupts before he start, "I guess I could try it. But no weird stuff, okay?"
Akemi nods enthusiastically, making Itome push Tamura off the chair. Tamura falls to the floor with a thud, snapping out of the trance. "Hey, what the hell assholes!?"
Shikatani crouches down and flicks him on the forehead. "Get up, the virgin agreed to try the hypnosis.” Tamura grumbled, holding up his middle finger as he got up.
Toono didn't like being referred to as a virgin, especially since he'd been keeping up the sex act for a while now with Kashima. He sat on the chair watching Yuri get into position, Tamura watching menacingly beside.
"Alright, just look at the pendulum and it'll happen like magic," Tamura explains, "I tried it before you so that I could guide you, be grateful and thank me by giving me your ass later."
No thanks, Toono could've figured that out anyway. But he followed the instructions, following the swing of the pendulum, not feeling much of a difference.
"Tamura, I have to admit this was a good idea." Shikatani says, "Now we can discover if the first-year's were lying or not."
What did Shikatani-Senpai mean by that..?
Toono opened his mouth to ask, but it didn't move and he realized couldn't control any of his senses. The hypnosis actually worked, Toono be damned.
Yuri brought the pendulum down. "Ask! Ask!" He jumps back. Tamura rushes, eager to ask. Itome steps forward, holding Tamura back. "No, let me do it."
Tamura groans but agrees, backing up and letting him do it. Itome has to bend over to reach eye level with Toono.
"What's your name and what's your favorite food?" Just some basic questions to see if the hypnosis worked.
Like a robot, Toono speaks perfectly without a stutter. "My name is Toono Takashi, and my favorite food is savory buns."
Akemi beams. "It's working! It's really working!" He clings to Itome's sleeve. Itome blushes and smiles.
"Right," Shikatani says, "Now let's ask the questions that we actually want. Toono, are you a virgin?"
"Yes," Toono stares with a blank expression, the truth settling over the club.
"Fucking knew he was lying," Tamura growled, "We better gangbang him now, assholes!"
Shikatani shoved Tamura into Yuri, "Shut the hell up, I'm trying to do something here."
Tamura curses at him but Yuri starts unbuttoning his shirt with one hand, swinging the pendulum in big circles with the other.
"Okay where were we— Right, do you like Yaguchi?" Shikatani asked.
Tamura's yells and punches could be heard in the background, but Toono ignored them and blinked. "Yeah."
Akemi huffs, "I knew it, Toono wanted to lose his virginity to him. Isn't that right, Toono?"
"I think so.." Came Toono's reply.
Tamura emerged with Yuri hanging off his arm, "Are you dating Kashima, or is it all a lie?" He asked in a pant, desperate for the answer.
"We are dating, but it's a pretend relationship."
Tamura's eye twitched, pushing Yuri off. "Fucking first-years, called it from the first day."
Akemi rolled his eyes at Tamura, silently realizing that he didn't have any leverage over Toono and Kashima now.
"Say, Toono," He asked, "If you had to choose between Yaguchi and Kashima as a lover, who would you choose?"
Toono paused for a moment. "I don't know."
"Just think for a second, show us your thought process and tell us who would be the ideal boyfriend."
Toono nodded. "I have, or had, a crush on Yacchan because he was really nice and cute. I like Kashima but maybe not in the same manner."
Akemi sighed internally, "Okay, who do you think would treat you better and why?"
"I think Kashima. He's really caring and he always looks out for me. Yacchan wouldn't take us seriously, too focused on himself."
"So you're saying Kashima would be a better boyfriend for you?" Shikatani asked. Toono nodded in confirmation.
"That means you like Kashima more subconsciously?" Itome added.
Toono nodded again. "Yeah, I guess I do."
Akemi beamed and Shikatani smiled more than he normally did. "So, go confess to him."
"I should."
With a stroke of luck, a familiar voice fills the room. Kashima walks in and takes in the scene, "What's all this?"
The entire club turns to look at Kashima who had pudding bread in his right hand and a plastic bag in the other.
“Kashima,” Toono said blankly, “I’m in love with you. Let’s date for real.”
😧
The room stops, maybe even the fucking earth, because what the absolute hell just happened??
Akemi had the best expression with a dropped jaw and beaming eyes. The others were all a mix of suprise and anticipation. They all waited for Kashima’s reaction, looking expectantly.
Kashima blushes, having nearly dropped his precious pudding bread from the cafeteria. “Uh. Sure.”
“Don’t just sit there dipshit,” Tamura spits, a small tinge on his cheeks too, “Go hug him, or something!”
Toono gets up systematically and goes hugging Kashima who hugs back, giving him a kiss.
“It’s a gay virgin miracle!” Akemi exclaims while Shikatani gives him a side eye. Yuri says a release word, which is gibberish from Yuri language, and Toono snaps out of the hypnosis.
Within a nanosecond of the release word, Toono flared up into a tomato and shouted. Kashima looked down confused while still holding on tight.
“Hbp— fuck– I said nO WEIRD STUFF!!:M?” He sputtered. Kashima looked at the others while Akemi tried pretending he wasn’t there. Yuri played with Tamura’s shirt.
“So.. you don’t like me?” Kashim asked, scratching his neck. Toono jumped, trying not to offend Kashima while still processing what the hell just happened. “No,Ido,Iswear! This is all so— They hypnotized me! Fuck them!” He continued a rushed explanation.
Tamura snickered at Toono swearing for what was the first time infront of his senior club members. Oh he wanted that gangbang, but imagining Kashima popping his cherry was much better.
“Hey,” Tamura looked to Yuri at his feet, “Could this shit get Yaguchi to like me?”
“We got this to happen because there was already some chance of Toono liking Kashima,” Shikatani replied, “There’s no chance of Yaguchi liking your ass.”
“Fuck you, asshole!” Tamura kicked dust at him.