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Gacha Kid added Child Abandonner, Balde and 69 others to High School Musical Rejects.
Gacha Kid : Sup fuckers
Roadkill : First of all, how do you have my number? Secondly WHAT ARE THESE NAMES????
Gacha Kid : The school doesn’t do the best job at keeping students info from me.
Eepy : Why did you even make this?
Gacha Kid : Because I can
Gacha Kid : @Roadkill they are incredibly tasteful, what are you talking about (≖⩊≖)
weird ass bithc : My name is misspelt.
Gacha Kid : womp womp don’t care, cry about it.
Henry Stein : Given just how… vague these user names are, we should probably introduce ourselves.
Gacha Kid : Oh my god how cliche can you possibly get
Henry Stein : what
Gacha Kid : Whatever, anyways I’m Silver Wolf, I go to this school but that doesn’t mean I attend any of my classes. She/Her but honestly idc, go follow my twitch.
Radioactive Twin 1 : I’m Stelle, THE cooler Stellaron twin. She/They.
Radioactive Twin 2 : I’m Caelus, I’M THE COOLER TWIN, TRUST ME ON THIS. He/They
Do Not Disturb : That was ridiculously pathetic.
Drug Coffee : I’m Himeko, I make really good coffee so come to me if you need some. She/Her
Henry Stein : I’m Welt, one of T.A.s for the english department. He/Him
Lucky : Why’s your username a character from Bendy and The Ink Machine.
Henry Stein : I do animation as a hobby and Silver Wolf somehow knows about that.
~ Picnic Time ~ : Why become a teacher if you like animation that much then?
Henry Stein : Art schools are expensive.
Lucky : Imagine being broke.
Not Cold Resistant : I’m March 7th, but call me March! I’m in charge of the yearbook club and a member of the photography club! She/Her
TotallynotSPARKLE!! : Didn’t need the biography but k
Not Cold Resistant : It was ONE sentence.
TotallynotSPARKLE!! : Yeah, one sentence too many.
Not Cold Resistant : You are the reason we are experiencing a literacy crisis.
Dragon : My name is Dan Heng, most of you have already met me as I volunteer in the library. Also can we please kick Blade from this gc, he has literally stalked me. He/Him
Gacha Kid : Don’t care, didn’t ask. Blade is my friend and you can suck it up.
Dragon : 👍
Balde : I’m Blade, the guy Dan Heng mentioned. He/Him
Child abandonner : Name’s Kafka, a member of the literature club. She/Her
Gacha Kid : Alright, Monika
Child abandonner : Kys
Gacha Kid : ˙◠˙
Shampoo Kiosk : The Name’s Sampo Koski, I’ve got the goods if you got the cash. Also please don’t tell the hall monitors where I am if you run into me. He/Him
Lil’ Geppie : I am Gepard Landau, one of the hall monitors. If you see Sampo please tell me, he’s overdue for hundreds of detentions. He/Him
Rock’n’ : Name’s Serval! The student teacher in the music class, also Gepard and Lynx’s older sister. She/Her
Swiper no swiping : Weren’t you in a band? I’m pretty sure I listened to some of your stuff.
Rock’n’ : Yeah, we’re on hiatus while I go through school.
Swiper no swiping : Ah, fair fair.
Eepy : My name is Bronya Rand, the daughter of Mayor Cocolia Rand.
Fanfic Writer: I’m Pela, I also volunteer at the library with Dan Heng. AND NO I DO NOT WRITE FANFICTION, IT’S ALL LIES LIES LIES AND LIES She/Her
Feral Ice Child : She does in fact write fanfiction, it’s usually Warrior Cats and Wings of Fire. I’m Lynx btw, the youngest Landau. She/They.
Fanfic Writer : LYNXXXYYYY
Feral Ice Child : I don’t feel bad lol.
Butterfly : Name’s Seele. She/Her
Probablyontherun : Y’gonna tell us anything about yourself?
Butterfly : Nah.
One Punch Man : I’m Luka! Part of the Belobog dorm’s martial arts club! He/Him
~ Picnic Time ~ : I’m Clara, I go to the middle school nearby. I’m not sure why I was added, but I’m happy to be here! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡. She/her
Gacha Kid : I found your number saved in Stelle’s phone as ‘Little sister’ so I thought I’d add you.
~ Picnic Time ~ : Oh, alright ! (,,>ヮ<,,)!
Terrorist : I AM PITCH DARK HOOK THE GREAT, THE LEADER OF THE MOLES. SHE/HER.
Definitelyontherun : Aren’t the Moles a group of kids from the elementary school? Silver Wolf why would you add a fourth grader?
Gacha Kid : She’s cool.
Teddy Bear Killer : My name is Natasha, one of the school’s nurses. As well as one of Clara’s guardians. She/Her.
Fish : What’s uh…
Fish : Why is that your username?
Teddy Bear Killer : I used to work at the elementary school Hook attends and had done a presentation that involved cutting up a Teddy Bear.
Do Not Disturb : - This is an automatic reply - Miss Herta, THE peerless gem is currently offline. Do not try to contact me, I’ll contact you if I want to talk to you. -
Nepo Baby : You’re online, I can see your status.
Do Not Disturb : Whatever, She/Her works. You can also refer to me as multiple people, I do not care.
Dogboy : Is the multiple people thing because of just how many alt accounts you have to leave positive reviews on your own businesses??
Do Not Disturb : Mayhaps.
Nepo Baby : Anyways, my name is Asta! I’m a member of the science and debate clubs as well as one of Miss Herta’s employees. She/Her
Alcoholic : Why is a high schooler running a business?
Do Not Disturb : Why are you, a high schooler, an alcoholic?
Dogboy : I’m Arlan, another one of the hall monitors. I’m also one of Miss Herta’s employees, and I am also entrusted with taking care of the school’s mascot (And Asta’s pet dog) Peppy. He/Him
I hate my kids : Hello all, my name is Ruan Mei. I can assume that the username given to me is referring to my lack of care for the life forms I have cultivated in the science lab. She/Her
Gacha Kid : DING DING DING
Do Not Disturb : Mei Mei <3333
TotallynotSPARKLE!! : Ew lesbians.
Clanker : My name is Screwllum, a member of the Genius Society, which my colleagues seem to have forgotten to mention. He/Him
I hate my kids : Whoops
Do Not Disturb : I’m so cool that I don’t need to mention it.
Clanker : You mention it everytime you can irl.
Do Not Disturb : … I’m not fully awake, cut me some slack.
L + Ratio : My name is Veritas Ratio, a member of the Inteligensia Guild. The OTHER Stem group. He/Him
One punch man : nerd
L + Ratio : I refuse to talk with idiots.
Baby with a knife : I’m Yanqing, I go to the same middle school as Clara! @One Punch Man WE SHOULD SPAR SOMETIME He/him
One Punch Man : I uh- don’t really want to fight a child.
Baby with a knife : I am TWO years younger than you.
One Punch Man : I still don’t want to. Jing Yuan wuold probably kill me if I did.
Butterfly : wuold
Shampoo Kiosk : wuold
Feral Ice Child : wuold
One Punch Man : I hate you guys.
Lil_Gui : Hi hi hi! I’m Guinaifen! An up and coming livestreamer! @Lil_Gui on Twitch! She/her
Gacha Kid : No advertising in the gc.
Lil_Gui : But- you advertised your twitch.
Gacha Kid : Yeah, because I made the gc.
Birb Sword : I’m Sushang! Guinaifen’s streaming buddy and a member of the fencing club! She/they
what’sinthecoffin : My name is Luocha, the other nurse at the school. I am at the office less often than Miss Natasha is, so please don’t seek me out. He/Him
Henry Stein : Who would willingly seek you out??
Drug Coffee : Welt, I think we need to talk about your unwarranted hostility towards Luocha.
Henry Stein : I have no idea what you’re talking about
Radioactive twin 2 : yummy yum, old man yaoi
what’sinthecoffin : Why on earth would you say that?
Radioactive twin 2 : I dunno lol
Radioactive twin 1 : Yeah Caelus, it’s obviously enemies to lovers.
Henry Stein : I’m failing both of you
Radioactive twin 2 : You can’t do that, YOU’RE A TA
Firefox : Uhm- ignoring all of that, I’m Huo Huo… a member of the Ten Lords commission. She/her
Rock’n’ : She’s using fancy talk to say that she’s part of the student council.
Lil_Gui : She also brings a haunted plush everywhere for some reason. That thing weirds me out.
Firefox : Trust me, I’d rather not be bringing Tail with me everywhere.
Google : My name is Hanya, another member of the Ten Lords commission. She/her
Birb Sword : Oh my Aeons, just say that you’re on the student council.
Bing : My name is Xueyi, a member of the Ten Lords commission, or the student council as Sushang said. She/her
Bing : Also why are we named after browsers??
Gacha Kid : The haunted plushie that Huo Huo has is a fox with a tail of fire, and you guys hang out together, ergo Firefox, Google and Bing.
Bing : Riiiight… but why am I Bing??
Gacha Kid : Because I can.
Capitalist : Anyways, I’m Topaz! The account named Fumble is my pet Warp Trotter named Numby. She/her
mopboy : Why make an account for your pet, if I may ask?
Capitalist : I have an account on Warpy for Numby, but my number’s already in use for my own so I have a separate number for him.
Not cold resistant : It is painfully obvious that you’re rich
Lucky : Speaking of rich people, I’m Aventurine. A good few of you have already met me. He/him
Crippling gambling addiction : WAITAMINUTE YOU’RE THE GUY WHO CHEATED IN A GAMBLE FOR MY PB&J
Crippling gambling addiction : YOU OWE ME A PBJ
Lucky : Can I just send you some money
Crippling gambling addiction : Yeah sure, I won’t say no to money.
Butterfly : Can I have some money?
Lucky : No <3
Snek : Aventurine, don’t bribe people into being friends with you, we talked about this. Anyways, my name is Jade, the economics teacher. She/her
Lucky : You’re not my mom, you can’t tell me to do shit.
Snek : Kakavasha.
Lucky : fine fine fine, whatever
Scary Sword Lady 1 : I neither work at nor attend this school, why am I here?
Mlp fan : Is that intended to read as a riddle?
Scary Sword Lady 1 : No, I am asking a question.
TotallynotSPARKLE : Silvie found your number in Blade’s phone, so she added you.
Scary Sword Lady 1 : Ah.
Scary Sword Lady 1 : Can I be unadded
TotallynotSPARKLE!! : No <3 now introduce yourself
Scary Sword Lady 1 : My name is Jingliu. She/her
Uh General Man : I’m Jing Yuan, technically Yanqing’s guardian and in charge of the fencing team. He/him
Eight Ball : My name is Fu Xuan, a member of the occult club and I work in fortune telling. She/her
Crippling gambling addiction : I’m Qingque! And uh- the user says it all I guess. She/her
I miss my wife : I’m Yukong, I work in the front office. She/her
Rubber Ducky : So uhh… your wife?
I miss my wife : She’s dead.
ROADKILL : Good evening benefactors, I’m Tingyun. The username comes from the time that I was hit by a bus mean girls style, don’t ask. She/her
Gacha Kid : I recorded that.
ROADKILL : I know.
ROADKILL : and I hate you for it.
mopboy : I’m going to ignore that, however, hello I’m Misha! I work at the nearby Reverie Hotel as a bellboy. He/him
Gundam Model : I’m Firefly! I won’t be at school everyday because of an illness but when I’m here I hope to make friends with all of you! She/her
Alcoholic : Name’s Gallagher, I’m not actually an alcoholic I just drink a lot of soda. He/him
Ninjago : SODA!!1!!!!!!!!1
Google : Why are you quoting Joe Biden…?
Ninjago : Because I can.
Rubber Ducky : Hello dears, I’m Black Swan. I also volunteer at the library. She/they
Gacha Kid : What loving mother names their kid Black Swan??
Rubber Ducky : Mine.
Scary Sword Lady 2 : I’m Acheron. I like peaches and still do not know my way around this school. She/her
Songbird : Hello all, My name is Robin Oak. It’s a pleasure to meet all of you! She/her
Not Cold Resistant : OH MY AEONS, HOW DID I NOT REALISE THAT THE ROBIN OAK ATTENDS OUR SCHOOL.
Balde : Because you’re stupid.
Not Cold Resistant : Rude, I see why Dan Heng doesn’t like you.
TotallynotSPARKLE!! : I’m Sparkle! Wolfie’s best friend and NOT THE LOCAL RASCIST, WHOEVER SPREAD THAT RUMOUR COUNT YOUR DAYS. She/it
Shampoo Kiosk : Ooops!
TotallynotSPARKLE!! : Count your days Koski.
Prettiestprincess : Good evening all, my name is Argenti. He/him
Probablyontherun : Name’s Boothill, one of Rapper’s friends. He/him
Probablyontherun : I meant to say Rapper.
Probablyontherun : Stupid muddlefudging voice to text, you know who I meant.
Bunni bunni bunni : No, we don’t.
Ninjago : Now you do! I’m Rappa, totally not the reason for most of the graffiti around the school. She/her
Definitelyontherun : Of course you are. Also, may I ask why this is my username?
Gacha Kid : You may not, now introduce yourself, chicken wing boy.
Definitelyontherun : fine, My name is Sunday Oak, Robin’s older brother. He/him
Baby with a knife 2, electric boogaloo : I’m Yunli, I, unfortunately, go to the same school as Yanqing. She/her
Baby with a knife : Rude
Baby with a knife : HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHY ARE OUR USERNAMES MATCHING??
Gacha kid : Ran out of ideas.
Foxbutnotblind : Name’s Feixao, pleasure to meet you all! She/her
Rarity : Would it benefit me to know why your username is ‘Foxbutnotblind’?
Foxbutnotblind : You’ll see.
Foxbutblind : Do I want to know what my username is?
Batman : You’re not going to like it.
Foxbutblind : Just tell me.
Anaxa : It’s Foxbutblind.
Foxbutblind : I’m going to give Silver Wolf food poisoning.
Gacha Kid : It was Sparkle’s idea
TotallynotSPARKLE!! : WAS NOT!!!!
TotallynotSPARKLE!! : Also introduce yourself or else.
Foxbutblind : Fine. I’m Jiaoqiu. Yes, I’m blind, I’m using speech to text and text to speech for this. He/him
Batman : I’m Moze. He/him
Dogboy : Are you… going to tell us anything about yourself?
Batman : no.
Rarity : How rude, nonetheless I am Aglaea. A seamstress, and blind as well. She/her
Do Not Disturb : How do you not constantly stab yourself when you’re working
Rarity : I’m skilled.
How to train your dragon : Hello, my name is Castorice. I have a pet lizard named Pollux, which is probably why I have that as my user. She/her
Feral Ice Child : Aren’t you Pela’s fanfic writing buddy?
How to train your dragon : I uh uaiefuegiunfseuao maybe…?
Feral Ice Child : Okay, so that’s a yes.
Totally only one person : I’m Tribbie! And Trianne, and Trinon. But we share an account. She/her for all of us!
Competitive Idiot One : I’m Mydei, a member of the wrestling team. He/him
Competitive Idiot Two : My name’s Phainon. I’m kind of new here, but it’s nice to meet all of you. He/him
Gacha Kid : Stop being joyous.
Competitive Idiot Two : ???
Anaxa : My name is Anaxagoras. Not Anaxa, ANAXAGORAS. I’m a student teacher. He/him
I hate my kids : It’s literally just a nickname.
Anaxa : A nickname that I DESPISE.
Probablyontherun : Dramatic much
Mlp Fan : Ahem- moving on from that. Hello! I’m Hyacine, a member of the botanical club and owner of the school’s other mascot, Little Ica! She/her
Lucky : Oh, you own Fat Fuck, that’s cool.
Mlp Fan : I’m sorry, what did you call him?
Butterfly : Have you not heard people call him ‘Fat Fuck’??
Mlp Fan : NO?????
Swiper no swiping : Oh hmm, I wonder who started that name thing. I’m Cipher by the way, nice to meet yall. She/her
L + Ratio : You’re going to want to hold tightly onto your valuables around her.
Swiper no swiping : Oh c’mon, what have I ever done
L + Ratio : You stole my BATHTUB.
Swiper no swiping : Oh right, I forgot about that lol.
Meteorite : Hello, I’m Cyrene. It’s a pleasure to meet all of you. I’m a member of the archery club. She/her
Fish : My name is Hysilens, I uh- definitely don’t make my own booze She/her
Rarity : If you’re pretending to not do something, don’t tell people that you aren’t doing that in a group chat.
Fish : I panicked, I don’t know what I could say about myself.
Chess Fanatic : My name is Cerydra, the Captain of the school’s chess team. She/her
Terrorist : WHY WOU:D YOUR SCHOOL HAVE A CHESS TEAM, IT’S JUST WEIRD PIECES ON A BOARD
Chess Fanatic : It’s far more than just ‘Weird pieces on a board’. It is a game of pure wits and strategy that no mere sport could dream of possibly rivaling.
Weird ass bithc : Holy yap
Weird ass bithc : My name is Constance, although you can call me The Dahlia. She/her
Gacha Kid : We won’t
Eepy : You don’t speak for all of us
Gacha Kid : I’m still gonna act like I do
Bunni bunni bunni : My name is Lingsha, a member of the cooking club and I own a few rabbits. She/her
Radioactive twin 1 : Can we see them?
Bunni bunni bunni : Sometime, I don’t really have any good photos of them
Radioactive twin 1 : :(
I miss my wife : It is ten pm on a school night, it would do you guys good to get some sleep.
Capitalist : Whatever you say, grandma.
I miss my wife : I am nowhere near that old.