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Sakuya was very lonely and emo today because he missed Mahiru and so he was crying and his mascara was running down his face.
Sakuya began to sing "i tear my heart open. i sew myself shut," he sang dramatically.
Berukia wished he could cut off his ears.
Shamrock was listening to Tsubaki talk about how he loves throwing rocks in lakes because they go SPLOOSH.
Otogiri sat there quietly.
"Tsubakkkkkiiiii, Sakuya is crying!" Berukia yelled loudly into Tsubaki's ear as he was having an intense conversation about rocks with Shamrock.
"poor fucking sakuya, ahahahahahahahahahaha, god, the world doesn't care."
Berukia gasped "Tsubaki?! don't you care?!"
Tsubaki laughed "no. I'm an insensitive bitch and don't understand."
Tsubaki stood up and said "i'm done with this conversation ahahahaha" and walked away from Shamrock and said he was going to go play with Kuro.
"good bye young master" shamrock told him and he told Berukia "thats going to be mine you bitch."
Berukia looked disgusted "what the fuck"
Sakuya was crying and he said "cat fight" as he rubbed his eyes with his sleeve.
Otogiri just watched because she is above this stuff cause she's not a fool.
Lilac was cowering in the corner.
"what the fucks up kid?!" Berukia yelled as he approached Lilac.
"u-uhm, nothing....?" Lilac replied.
"i'm about to beat that mothafucking ass!!!!" Berukia yelled as he pointed at Shamrock and he picked up Shamrock and threw him into a wal "YEA WHOO WRESTLING!!!!"
Lilac curled up in the corner. "if I pretend I'm a carrot they can't hurt me."
Sakuya looked at the fridge "man im so hungry i could cut open my own stomach and eat my own organs"
Lilac was still lying on the floor.
Berukia was still fighting with Shamrock.
Tsubaki was over at Mahiru's house.
he busted through the window, flipped Kuro over, took his ramen and yelled, "WEST SIDE."
Tsubaki then flew away,
"man fucking hate that guy," Kuro said as he picked up his ramen.
"Kuro language!" Mahiru whined.
Kuro sobbed "he hurt my ramen, mommy."
"im not your mom!!!" Mahiru screamed at the top of his lungs.
Kuro walked away.
Tsubaki back at the crew.
"what is this" he said pointing at the disaster in the room.
Berukia screamed "TSUBAKKKKKYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" as he glomped him and said "x3 missed you"
Tsubaki laughed, "haha I'm gonna kill myself."
Shamrock growled. "see you turn him off."
Tsubaki flew out the window very gracefully like a feather.
"He's an angel....." Berukia gasped. :O
somewhere Licht ..... was....
"WHO THE FUCK SAID THEY'RE AN ANGEL?!" Licht yelled.
Tsurugi screamed "PAY YOUR MEETING FEE~!!!!"
Licht sighed "ahghghhahghgh shit rat, kick his ass"
Lawless gasped "ok licht-tan~!!!! I love you nyaaa!"
Lawless lept at Tsurugi and pawnched him with his big hands of yaoi.
Licht closed his eyes.
(wake me up)
(wake me up inside).
(can't wake up)