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Mecha Man Blue ✓
@mechamanblue
> im genuinely about to have a GENERATIONAL crashout if my team gets ONE MORE HR violation. I'm not paid nearly enough for ts.
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Kurokurokii
@whybrainbookkinda
>> oh real ahh twee- FUCKING MECHA MAN????? WTF?????
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Mecha Man Blue ✓
@mechamanblue
>>> Oh. damn that was meant for my alt 💀💀💀
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Missing Mecha hours🥀🥀🥀 | 🤖💙
@mmbluemygoat
> ARE WE ALL HAVING A MASS HALLUCINATION OR DID MECHA “ i hate media “ MAN JUST TWEET ON HIS OFFICIAL ACCOUNT??? SHAKIJG CRYING IN TEARS
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HERO EXPO 158 DAYS AWAY!!
@phenomajack
>> BLUE ARE WE REALLY GONNA SKIM OVER THE FACT THAT MECHA MAN HAS A CONFIRMED ALT????
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Missing Mecha hours🥀🥀🥀 | 🤖💙
@mmbluemygoat
>>> omfg.
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FUCK MECHA MAN.
@fireandtheflame
> @mechamanblue LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 DUMBASS BITCHBOY POSTED ON HIS OFFICIAL ACCOUNT IM CRYING. 100K likes and i will leak his alt
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Voyeur <3
@invisabitch
>> ts gonna be so funny if he actually leaks his alt
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Mal’s #1 Fan
@goon.o.clock
>>> Be so fucking for real guys, does anyone really think that some rando ex con apart of the Z team has Mecha Man’s personal X account?? I get that people on X are stupid but SERIOUSLY LMFAO?????
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Janitor 🥀
@hydrapunk
> okay so i dont know why you are acting so superior when you clearly dont know what the heck you are talking about, first of all Mecha Man OPENLY collaborates with the Z Team while hes on active duty, so its not all that far off to assume that he may actually yk, be friends with them? because prior to the z team, he hadnt worked alongside many other heroes outside of temporary teamups. and its clear that hes not forced to work with them because mecha man, as a hero, is NOT tied to any hero organization, as he is an independent hero. secondly, its kind of wild to me that you are bashing flambae for being an ex con when you are very openly a malevola simp, i get not liking a specific hero for personal reasons but hating on an ENTIRE hero group EXCEPT for the one that you think is hot is some next level hypocrisy.
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FUCK MECHA MAN.
@fireandtheflame
>@goon.o.clock its @offbrandironman you dipshit gooner.
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Minimalist (im broke)
78,348 posts
@offbrandironman
So minimalist that I sleep in a LAWN CHAIR. New level of conserving space
📍 Hell 🔗gofundme.sendhelp 📅Joined November 2006
2190 Following 149K Followers
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Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
> my dad just died and left me with jack shit except for a family business that im expected to just…start running???? im 15??? so gonna be inactive for a bit while i drop out of high school. i'm so done.
Lonnie | Prismtwt 🩷💙
@mikuumikubeam
^retweet
Was going through MM’s alt and found THIS??? If we had any suspicions that Flambae was lying they are EVAPORATED now.
Also what the FUCK he became Mecha Man at FIFTEEN??? That's DIABOLICAL.
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Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
> ykw the funny thing about all of this is that all of my old tweets from when i was a young adult / teen are resurfacing and i genuinely dont remember writing half of them. 💀💀💀
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HARVARD GRADUATE REAL
@cryptobrotrustbro
>> thats it im cashapping you some money to get a therapist and some twinks because the ones that are resurfacing are BORDERLINE SUICIDAL 💀
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HERO EXPO 155 DAYS AWAY!!
@phenomajack
>>> twinks?????????/ 😭
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MECHA MAN FANS WE WIN THESE | 🤖💙
@mmbluemygoat
> As a lot of V E R Y depressing mecha alt tweets are being posted and blasted everywhere i decided to find all of my personal favorite ✨unhinged✨ mecha alt tweets and make a thread!!! Enjoy!!!! <3
Note as some people are kiiinda confused by his language: when he says anything relating to “family business” it means hes out being mecha man (from my understanding lmao)
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Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
> im highkey high as a kite rn and in my infinite wisdom did some work at my family business and i got way more done?????? Like i didnt do terribly??? Is weed the solution to my problems??
^ edit: weed is actually hella expensive im actually so upset.
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Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
> I just accidentally walked in on a orgy (WHILE DOING MY JOB) and I couldn't be more confused? WHY was I called here?
They asked me if i wanted to JOIN.
Wish i accepted.
^^^
Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
> got hit with a truth serum…thank god i have no social life
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Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
[ Image of a very overweight chihuahua laying on his back ]
> 1 year anniversary of finding Beef! He's adorable, I know.
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Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
> threw my mattress off of my balcony for very legal purposes.
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Mal’s #1 Fan
@goon.o.clock
> SDN has gone downhill in the past year. We have fucking VILLIANS running arround acting as “heroes.” next we will have those queers out on our streets “protecting” OUR children. Do better
[ AI gif of Mecha Man Blue disapproving of ex villain superheroes ]
Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
>> Did you know that Mecha Man Blue is Bisexual? Crazy that one of your favorite heroes is one of those “fucking queers”
Also kys ♥️
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Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
> Something weird has happened to me recently, ive…been happy? For the first time in 15 years I'm actually happy. I have…friends now? I think? Im not too sure but i honestly dont care.
Who knew a 9-5 job could fix like half my problems? Crazy.
Black Einstein
@ilovebeef
>> I dont use this shitty ass fucking app often but thank you for posting this. Especially the dog picture.
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Minimalist (im broke)
@offbrandironman
>>> @ilovebeef pull up ill give him to u for the night
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Black Einstein
@ilovebeef
>>>> HELL YEAH.
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