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once upon a time, there was a mic named mike. and the mike was tenna and spamtons child. but then when tenna and spamton got divorced....... ... mike has enough..... hearing their DISGUSTING argumentsm..... mike.... decided..... to walk off the bridge.....
"[[TRASH HEAP]] YOU DID THIS!!!11!!!" yelled spamton.... "YOU THINK I DID THIS?!?!?!?! YOU CAUSED THIS!!!!!! YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH JEVIL!!! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIL..." retorted tenna. Out of anger, tenna KICKED spamton. they had a figjt......
Until, tenna KICKED spamton off the bridge..... BUT THEN mettaton appeared..... "Ohh yeeesss... this should go on my show!!!!!" purred mettaton. "Who are you!??!?!!" asked tenna. "My name..... is mettaton.... and I have the BEST cooking show..." "Wait.... but... but.... but I have the best cooking show...."
Suddenly, tenna finds himself in METTATON'S cooking show!!! "Hellooo darlings!!!~ As you know..... I am the hottest femboy in all of TELEVISION..... Today.... this....this guy... that I found on the side of the road.... will be cooking...-" SUDDENLY... Ralsei marched in, furious..... "I just BROKE UP with KRIS. You better cook me a cake that's the best in the dark." Yelled ralsei, "WAIT A SECOND.... Ralsei... ral... my favorite marketable plush... buddy ol pal.... y...you were dating Kris cross applesauce?!?!?!?!?" tenna questioned under his breath.
All of the sudden.... JEVIL appeared and merely said "Metamorphosis." "YOU STUPID JESTER.... YOU STOLE my mailman from me...... I gave birth to mike.... and SPAMTON gave birth to the pipis......" cried tenna... "Metamorphosis..." metamorphosis-ed jevil sadly.
"ALRIGHT CONTESTANTS-!!! Start caking up those cakes!!!!!" Interrupted Mettaton. tenna quickly started baking after kicking jevil . He (ironically) didn't know how to bake.... so he accidentally built a car..... atrurk.... a Bleu truck.... that tran oer a deer.....
"Alllllright contestants!!!!!!!~~~ Baking time is over!!! Let's see those caaaakes!!!~" Cheered mettaton.. "Let's yours first ten!!! Oh.... um.... very creative!!!" He grimaced at the blue truck in front of him..... "There should be more strawberry jam!" "THIS ISN'T A CAKE!!! wait a minute..... I RECOGNIZE THIS... BECAUSE IM DECEMBER HOLIDAY THE SECOND..... IM TRANS!!!!!" cried ralsei....