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"What do you mean you failed the pacer test? You have super speed!"
"Yeah, but Tim, you don't understand." Bart enunciated 'slowly', "It's so boring."
"We're just trying to meme on the Fitness Gram! The contrast of a speedster taking the test is the entire bit!"
"Ugh. Arowette at least gets to do trick shots when she shows off, nobody who knows the name Flash is going to be impressed by me running across a gym!"
"What if instead of a gym we set one end on the East Coast and one on the West?"
"Oh, yeah, I'll try then."