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Shadow the hedgehog and shadow milk cookie meet.
Shadow Milk is low-key having a bad identity crisis when a ring opens up and HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING HEDGEHOG WITH JET BOOTS??!?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD!1!!11!1!1!1!1!!1!1
Shadow Milk turns to see this bitch ass motherfucker hedgehog and he furrows his brows. “Uh…who are you?”
Shadow the Hedgehog's eyes darken. “I'm Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form.”
Shadow Milk scoffs. “As if!! I'm the ultimate lifeform..! I literally am one of the most powerful cookies on Earthbread..!”
“Earthbread..? What is that? Is it bread shaped like the Earth..?” Shadow the Hedgehog furrows his brows.
“You silly hedgehog~! You clearly aren't from here!” Shadow Milk smirks amusingly.
“Yeah no shit you insolent fucko.” Shadow the Hedgehog retorts.
“Im gonna fight you now because the author needed to write this and didn't know where she was going with it. And has SEVERE writers block.” Shadow the hedgehog blurts out. He didn't give Shadow Milk anytime to block his dough breaking punch. He kills Shadow Milk in one shot. “Ew i got crumbs on me.”
He glances at the little kitchen.
1 hour later he finished making revenge guac as he stared at the dead Shadow Milk.
And then Eggman bursts in. “I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR PISSING ON MY WIFE.”