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E. Ranpo created a groupchat
E. Ranpo added 10 users
E. Ranpo named the chat "come to yokohama"
D. Kunikida: What is this?
E. Ranpo: this is a groupchat kunikida
E. Ranpo: your grammer is exploding me
D. Kunikida: Grammar*
E. Ranpo: GRAMMER.
O. Dazai changed 10 names
ermackshually: WHO GAVE YOU ADMIN?
Dazai: don't worry about it
divadoctor: why is your name normal
divadoctor changed 1 name
twinkie: WHY AM I TWINKIE YOSANO
gotsunshineinmypocket: hi everyone!!!!!!!
mom: Hello Kenji.
mom: I won't even question this name.
ermackshually: STOP WITH THE GRAMMER.
mom: Grammar*
ermackshually: KAY WHY ESS
undercovercat: oh we have a gc now??
undercovercat: IM NOT A CAT, IM A TIGER
twinkie: tomato, tomato
divadoctor: ranpo what name is that, "come to yokohama" WE'RE ALREADY HERE FFS
ermackshually: come to yokohama
twinkie: come to yokohama
elsa: elsa??????????
ermackshually: your ability is literally called light snow
ermackshually: what else would we call you
elsa: IDK? SNOW OR SMTH???
twinkie: no that's kyouka
elsa: ;-;
mom: You all have work to do.
twinkie: im gonna kms why the grammer
mom: Grammar* can any of you write correctly
catlover: We should create a groupchat for the alliance between us and the port mafia
ermackshually: i don't feel like making another gc
ermackshually: someone just add them
divadoctor: why would any of us have their numbers
undercovercat: exactly???
twinkie added 8 users
twinkie changed 8 names
divadoctor: of course you would
edsheeran: oh wtf
pewpew: no bcuz why are we here
undercovercat: alliance chat
pewpew: oh right
hatslug: fuck no
hatslug left the chat
twinkie added hatslug
hatslug left the chatt
twinkie added hatslug
hatslug left the chat
twinkie added hatslug
hatslug: FUCK OFF
twinkie: cmon it'll be fun
menacetosociety: GROUPCHAT
mom: GO DO YOUR WORK
twinkie: NO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO
ermackshually: lazy ass
ermackshually: the mummies called they want their bandages back
elsa: OH MY GOD
divadoctor: DAZAI GETTING CALLED OUT
hatslug: DESERVED
twinkie: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MIDGET
twinkie: YOU STFU TOO RANPO, YOU’RE BUILT LIKE FUCKING NICOKADO AVOCADO
ermackshually: KYS YOU TWINK
ermackshually: TWINKIE PIE
menacetosociety: THIS IS HILARIOUS IM GOING TO DIE OF TUROAING
menacetosociety: laughing*
edsheeran: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS TUROAING
elsa: turoaing🥀
edsheeran: there is no way you changed laughing to turoaing
edsheeran: it’s like typing hi and writing massachussets by mistake
menacetosociety: kys tachihara
menacetosociety: fake ass ginger
twinkie: WOAH
twinkie: FAKE GINGER???
hatslug: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US TACHIHARA
pewpew: FAKER FAKER FAKER
babysitter: for fucks sake
divasword: you’ve seen worse hirotsu
ermackshually: im turoaing sm
menacetosociety OH MY GOD STOP
menacetosociety: IT WAS A TYPO
twinkie: THAT’S A WHOLE OTHER WORD
menacetosociety: im gonna runaway
hatslug: mars argo mentioned
undercovercat: who’s that?
twinkie: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW MARS ARGO
twinkie: IT’S LIKE THE BEST BAND EVER
twinkie: i’m disowning you for that
undercovercat: WHAT? WHAT DID I DO
hatslug: no bcuz that’s so true, not knowing mars argo is a crime
hatslug: fuck titanic sinclair tho
divadoctor: not even I know that band
twinkie: that’s it
twinkie: I’ll force everyone here to listen to it
edsheeran: please don’t
edsherrab: chuuya already did that to us
mcr: true
menacetosociety: i have never met anyone more obsessed with a band as much as these two
babysitter: imagine how tired I am
undercovercat: who even is mcr
twinkie: akutagawa
undercovercat: oh
mom: Intead of arguing about music, you should DO YOUR WORK DAZAI.
ermackshually: the grammer comes back
twinkie: mars argo is more important
mom: What is wrong with you
evilchild: it’s the gayness getting to him
pewpew: elise in her homophobic era
evilchild: i’m always homophobic towards those two
elsa: who are you even talking about?
evilchild: dazai
ew: Oh hello Elise-Chan!!
twinkie: GET OUT.