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Just a head's up, I'm pretty confident 90% of this is just going to end up being me talking about Russia, also about interpersonal relationships (Edit: or names, I freak out about names)
I swear if half of these are incomprehensible it's probably because they're all written at midnight
I have no idea how frequent updates here would be, but when it does, it'd probably end up being 3k+ words per chapter if it's about a relationship study (idk I'm allergic to short chapters or whatever)
The other three headcanon books (other than this) I made was originally an expansion of FOLDER: Personification Dossiers, but I said "that book takes way too much effort" and I want something less effort... I then put too much effort on the other two because they're canonically written by a character 😮💨
Hence, ok, fine I'll make a book completely just the actual author with no proxy rambling--which I only made because I somehow wrote 30 wpm (the result I made into the first chapter of this book).
You can also ask for me to explain something in the comments I'll give the reply on the next chapter maybe
Comments are really appreciated, especially if they're discussions lol it's always fun to talk about headcanons
I'm not mean I promise I don't bite
Also I'm allergic to young people that's why all of the CHs are so old /hj
I have too many characters in the tags so the ships are mentioned here cuz I don't want reach the tag limit
Mentioned in chronological order of the chapters posted
Also if the ships aren't canon yet I'll keep them in the tags
- Russia/Siberia
- Siberia/Tsardom of Russia
- Russian Empire/Siberia
- Greece/Russia
- Byzantine Empire/Kievan Rus'
- France/Russia
- France/Tsardom of Russia
- France/Russian Empire
- France/Russian SFSR
- Grand Duchy of Lithuania/Kingdom of Poland
- Austria/Germany
- German Confederation/German Empire 1848-1849
- German Confederation/North German Confederation
- Austro-Hungarian Empire/North German Confederation
- Austro-Hungarian Empire/German Empire
- Indonesia/Netherlands
- Dutch East Indies/Dutch Republic
- Krasnodar Krai/Ukraine (Anthropomorphic)
- Kuban People's Republic/Ukrainian People's Republic (Anthropomorphic)
- Greece/Serbia
- Austrian Empire/Kingdom of Hungary
- Brandenburg/Prussia
- Hungary/Poland
- Kingdom of Hungary/Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
- Albertine Duchies/Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
- Germany/Thuringia
- Ernestine Duchies/German Empire
- North German Confederation/Saxe-Weimar-Eisenach
- German Empire/Saxe-Weimar-Eisenach
- Castile/Léon
- Kingdom of Castile/Kingdom of Léon
- Aragon/Catalonia
- Kingdom of Aragon/Principality of Catalonia
- Moldova/Wallachia
- Principality of Moldavia/Principality of Wallachia
FYI I don't actually do shipping half the time they're just married for politics the other half I make it unrequited smh
Ships that are actually requited will be bolded
Chapter 1: Russia and Siberia's Relationship
↳ They're basically exes and I just talk about how they got together and how they broke up (it's not healthy)
↳ Wordcount: ~7200
Chapter 2: The Finishing of UN's CH Database
↳ UN has this database filled with personal data and I just talk about this thing + how he managed to do allat
↳ Wordcount: ~2700
Chapter 3: Russia's Personalities and Appeasements
↳ Russia's weird and I just talk about her general weirdness or whatever
↳ Wordcount: ~1000
Chapter 4: Greece and Russia's Relationship
↳ Greece and her unrequited crush to Russia who didn't even know about Greece's feelings until ~840 years after
↳ Wordcount: ~5100
Chapter 5: Zemstvo and Lefthands
↳ The Eastern Slav Personifications (aka Zemstvo (s.) | Zemstva (pl.)) are unique in how they deal with shit
↳ Wordcount: ~500
Chapter 6: France's Perception of the Russian Family Tree
↳ France has unique thoughts and undeniably fuels Russia's identity issues I'm crine this could be a published oneshot but whatever
↳ Wordcount: ~1400
Chapter 7: Dual Powers of the Russian Revolution
↳ Soviet Russia and Russian Republic awww Russian Republic slimed his mom awww Soviet Russia slimed her son awww
↳ Wordcount: ~500
Chapter 8: Russia's Wolf Pelt Cloak
↳ See people think Russia's weird for wearing that as a modernised country but they have to admit it looks cool
↳ Wordcount: ~400
Chapter 9: Russian Empire's Uniform (1792-1917)
↳ Ok the title is pretty straight forward, yes I drew that
↳ Wordcount: ~100
Chapter 10: Russia's Predecessors
↳ They're not Russia's predecessors, they ARE Russia, she just has identity issues
↳ Wordcount: ~600
Chapter 11: Yugoslavia (Ulrich Neumann's Drafts)
↳ Character sheet that I'll never put in The Dossiers #1
↳ Wordcount: ~500
Chapter 12: Soviet Union (Ulrich Neumann's Drafts)
↳ Character sheet that I'll never put in The Dossiers #2
↳ Wordcount: ~400
Chapter 13: Human Names of Lithuania and Poland
↳ I love names part #1 so I talk about them
↳ Wordcount: ~400
Chapter 14: Origins of Poland I and Her Death
↳ Poland Elder is weird and her death is actually pretty mundane now that I think about it
↳ Wordcount: ~200
Chapter 15: Kievan Rus and Rus Land's Relationship
↳ Kievan Rus is Grand Principality of Kyiv and he's dead, Rus Land is Russia and she's undead, this isn't anything romantic but more familial
↳ Wordcount: ~2200
Chapter 16: Russia's (Human) Name Changes
↳ I love names part #2 so I talk about them
↳ Wordcount: ~1100
Chapter 17: The Principalities
↳ You know those things in where they get possessed to do atrocities? Yeah this is that except they get possessed to kill what they love, and all the atrocities are done of their own choice. So just so you know when I say they're not good I mean it ok?
↳ Wordcount: ~1800
Chapter 18: Vampire Russia
↳ I realised how much Russia acts like a vampire so why not play into it somehow
↳ Wordcount: ~500
Chapter 19: Life of Austria-Hungary
↳ I don't even like this dude but I still end up writing so much about him?? His life from birth to when he got slimed in WWI
↳ Wordcount: ~11200
Chapter 20: Germany III's (Human) Name Changes
↳ I love names part #3 so I talk about them (that's Weimar Republic and Nazi Germany btw)
↳ Wordcount: ~600
Chapter 21: Spain's Collection of Souls
↳ Spain has like 16 people inside of her please don't take this out of context
↳ Wordcount: ~500
Chapter 22: Naming Traditions: Children of Rus Land
↳ I love names part #4 so I talk about them
↳ Wordcount: ~500
Chapter 23: Pridnestrovie
↳ "Don't call me Transnistria or I'll fine you" type guy
↳ Wordcount: <100
Chapter 24: "Asexual" Reproduction
↳ Countries have babies normally but exceptions wowwww I love them
↳ Wordcount: ~100
Chapter 25: (European) Colonial Naming Practices
↳ I love names part #5 so I talk about them
↳ Wordcount: ~300
Chapter 26: USSR's (Vyacheslav) Habit of Names
↳ I love names part #6 so I talk about them
↳ Wordcount: ~400
Chapter 27: The Matter of Japan's Representations
↳ Japan had like 4 Personifications so I talk about it cuz it lowkey isn't straightforward
↳ Wordcount: ~700
Chapter 28: Indonesia and Netherlands' Relationship
↳ Toxic marriage (onesided) obsession or whatever this isn't as "coherent" as the rest because I put all this in a conversation rather than a headcanon dump
↳ Wordcount: ~2000
Chapter 29: A General View on Personifications
↳ Basically just the basic headcanon knowledge needed for my universe to understand much needed context
↳ Wordcount: ~1400
Chapter 30: Human Names of China and Taiwan
↳ I love names part #7 so I talk about them
↳ Wordcount: ~400
Chapter 31: Poland and Lithuania (1795-1922)
↳ Just talks about the situation Poland (mainly, also Ukraine) went through after the partition, aka who she was in that time
↳ Wordcount: ~300
Chapter 32: Russian Nobility For Representations (As of 1914)
↳ I mean it's in the title, just lists out all the titles for the Representations who served under Russia back then--how pretentious
↳ Wordcount: ~1400
Chapter 33: Kuban/Krasnodar Kray and Ukraine/Volyn's Relationship
↳ Doomed relationship because Russia's lowkey a terrible mother-in-law for sliming her own daughter
↳ Wordcount: ~500
Chapter 34: Russia's Change of Mindset
↳ That feeling when someone says something to you and it sits with you for 1000 years... or whatever
↳ Wordcount: ~500