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Eijirou and Hanta wait until Katsuki gets back from his walk to go bother him
When they hear his stomping stop, they freeze for a few seconds before leaving and knocking on his door. After a few minutes the blond opens it with a raised brow and annoyed look.
“Can’t even give me an hour to myself?”
“Dude this is wayyyy more important! We need you to be a judge for this.. contest.”
“And what does this contest consist of?”
“..chapstick.”
Katsuki sighs heavily before letting them in. Hanta has to squeeze Eijirou’s arm to get him to be calm at the sight of Katsuki being shirtless and only in shorts.
The three of them sit down on the floor before Eijirou displays the six flavors out in front of them, him having kiwi, strawberry and watermelon while Hanta gets orange, blueberry and banana.
Katsuki looks between them and cocks his head to the side as if waiting for instructions.
“Oh! Our bad.. basically what we want you to do is test out each flavor. If you like more of mine then I win but if you like Han's more then he wins!”
“There’s a catch, I already know there is.”
“Smartass..”
“Look, do you want me to judge or what?!”
“You have to kiss us to test them.”
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“Nuh uh, hell fucking no.”
“Dude?!
“Man!!”
“Why can’t I just put them on like a normal person?!”
“It’s funner this way!”
“For me or for you two?”
Eijirou looks away while Hanta shrugs.
“Can it be both?”
Katsuki sighs and mumbles into his hands but looks at them again.
“Who’s going first?”
“M-”
“Me, I’m younger!”
“Asshat.”
“Hey!”
“Hurry up!”
Eijirou puts on the watermelon chapstick first. He leans forward, which prompts Katsuki to roll his eyes, and pecks him on the lips. Katsuki rubs his lips together to smudge it around before sitting for a bit and thinking.
He shrugs and wipes it off.
“Not bad. Sweet for the most part but the texture’s odd.. that one’s in though.”
“Yes! Alright next one!”
With the kiwi chapstick, Hanta immediately senses bullshit with the way Katsuki seemed too eager to kiss the redhead. His immediate response is positive and the kiwi’s kept in as well which means Eijirou’s winning so far with 2-1.
The two pull back almost like they don’t want to but quickly snap back to reality and look at Hanta.
“..he’s tried it before..”
“By himself or on your lips?”
“Oh, what does that matter?!”
The two bicker before Eijirou’s whining from feeling one of the tubes being thrown at his face.
“Hurry up. The quicker I get through you, the quicker I can get through Elbows which means the quicker I can take a nap!”
“Fine fine, let’s do this.”
Eijirou puts on the strawberry chapstick which gives him and Hanta high hopes. Just because this is still a competition doesn’t mean what they’re hoping to get out of this is forgotten. They mean, the whole point was to see if Katsuki feels the same way about them that they feel about him afterall.
When the two kiss, it’s almost like Katsuki has the same reaction Hanta did except he’s more subtle about it. The two pull away from each other, Katsuki keeping eye contact while rubbing his lips together to spread the product.
“Well?”
“Can I test again?”
“Maybe after you get through Hanta’s.”
“Since when was that a rule?!”
“No double dipping!”
“THAT ONLY APPLIES TO FOOD DIPSH-”
Katsuki’s words die out when he feels another pair of lips with an orangey flavor clash against his own mouth. He goes to speak again when Hanta pulls back but shuts up again when the taller boy dives in again.
Eijirou watches their small makeout with a blush spreading across his cheeks, his fingers digging into the carpet slightly.
When the two pull away slightly panting, Katsuki blinks a few times before looking away.
“Elbows wins.”
“FUCK YEAH!”
“WHAT?!”
Katsuki shrugs and this time doesn’t wipe his mouth off.
“That’s not fair! He kissed you more than once, he cheated!”
“Oh yeah? Come win fair and square then.”
Eijirou glares at Hanta before playfully shoving him, which he fully allows, and sitting in the blond’s lap. He kisses him and what is small but long pecks quickly turns into a full blown makeout.
Hanta who never likes being idle, sits up on the left side of Katsuki and starts kissing at his jaw and neck which causes the blond’s fingers to dig deep into the redhead’s waist.
When Eijirou pulls away to dive at the other side of Katsuki’s neck, he makes a small noise in the back of his throat before sighing out of relief when Eijirou and Hanta lay off.
“Well?”
“It’s a tie.”
Both boys glare and pout at the older before he shrugs.
“Guess you’ll both just have to break it..”
When Katsuki gets up and lays on his bed, both their faces turn red before they get to work.
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The next day Katsuki’s legs still work weirdos.
Though, his laps have a dull tingle and numbness to them when he wakes up.
Once he’s in class, he doesn’t hear the end of it, everyone else pointing out of Eijirou’s lips are slightly red while Hanta’s feeling the same side effects. It also doesn’t help that there’s marks on the blond’s neck, some faint, some visible.
When Aizawa walks in and starts class, Katsuki turns back to glance at the other two and turns around but not before winking which makes both of their faces burn up.
Maybe this dating thing could work.