Actions

Work Header

Rating:
Archive Warning:
Categories:
Fandom:
Relationships:
Characters:
Additional Tags:
Language:
English
Series:
Part 2 of inanimate insanity stuff :3
Stats:
Published:
2026-01-26
Updated:
2026-02-23
Words:
38,299
Chapters:
28/?
Comments:
80
Kudos:
77
Bookmarks:
4
Hits:
1,269

inanimate insanity oneshots !!

Summary:

some poorly written ii oneshots made purely for my own amusement (and also to feed the knickle nation)
yeah knickle is my life support so there's gonna be a lot of that in here
REQUESTS ARE CLOSED !!!!!

Chapter 1: ground rules and requests page

Chapter Text

COMMENT REQUESTS HERE MY DARLINGS !!!!!!
sorry I can't offer a dm or private messaging system but I can't figure out how I can do that and I honestly can't be bothered
I will only be writing requests if they interest me i'm sorry chat but I can't write otherwise
same with ships I don't like
or anything involving trophy where he is not being burned at the stake
I am going to personally murder that golden twink
anyways !!

ships that are almost guaranteed to get written if requested:
knickle (my love🥹)
tacomic
nickloon
payjay
floorphone/mephonefloor
fantube
lightbrush
toipad
saltpep

those last two aren't my favourites so I might turn more of those requests down but I promise i'll try my best for all of them

what I WILL do:
ships listed above (MAYBE requested ones if I feel like I can do it idk we'll see chat)
fluff
hurt/comfort
angst
platonic stuff
single character focus stuff

i'd also PREFER to have a summary of what you want me to write about or a prompt but it isn't needed i'll come up with something

what I will NOT do:
rape/non-con
darkships
smut or lemon or whatever it's called
toxic relationships

request away my dears
have fun !!

also this was originally posted on wattpad here's my profile if you wanna follow me https://www.wattpad.com/user/silliestsillycat

oh yeah but there's probably no point because I don't think i'll be posting there anymore because I hate wattpad almost as much as I hate trophy <3