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“Good morning my wonderpilled cathouses!” Caine beamed with his usual smile, “Today, we have an exciting adventure, and I know how you all have been excited for excitement!”
“Last adventure you TORTURED us,” said Zooble, glaring at the pair of teeth.
“Well this adventure I looked into what those from the macroverse feel, to make it fifty seven times more immersive, I swear all of you will love it! You even get a choice!” He presented two buttons.
“Weren’t those from the last advent-”
“You bet your bubbles, Gangle!”
Zooble moves over to the buttons, “What are we even supposed to use these for anywa-” suddenly, they feel a familiar pain in their adnomen, “CAINE, YOU %$&*!”
“ZOOBLE HELP!” Gangle cries as they reach for their hand in comfort
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“Heh, this is nothing, you ladies are so sensitaaAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA” Jax screams for mercy as he clutches his stomach and collapses to the floor.
“CAINE, I THOUGHT ADVENTURES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!” Pomni screams.
“I thought it’d be just like the macroverse.”
“Don’t worry guys, I.. I think we will all be able to make it through this” Ragatha tries to reassures everyone but fails.
“Wait…” Zooble glances to the buttons. Above the red one it reads ‘make the pain eternal’, above the second it reads ‘transfer it all to Jax’. Without any second thought, Zooble slams the blue button, and their pain is relieved, yet Jax twitches.
“WHY HAS IT GOTTEN WORSE??” he cries.
“Gangle, press the button.” Zooble encourages and Gangle follows suite, saving her from her pain and tripling Jax’s pain.
“I love blue, It’s my second favorite color!” Kinger’s eyes smile as he joyfully presses the blue button.
“KINGER NOOOOOOO! I TRUSTED YOU!!!!” he screams through tears.
Pomni looks to Ragatha, “Ready?”
“I… I don’t know, Is it really the right option?”
“Ragatha, he threw knives at you, he put CENTIPEDES in your room, do you really think he’d do the same for you?”
“... Let’s press the blue button.”
So they press the blue button and Jax screams in the worst possible agony you could ever possibly imagine.
Jax’s stomach feels like eight billion suns have been harnessed and that they were all digging through his flesh, trapping him in a pit of hell he never knew was imaginable.
“We did it guys! We beat the period cramp adventure!!” Ragatha smiles, “Pomni! High Five!” she reaches up her and and Pomni jumps up and high fives her in response, the Circus feeling the most real it ever has to her in months.
Gangle wipes one of her tears, “Zooble… thank you… I know this might sound weird to hear… but I think I might be in love with you,” She look to her lovingly.
“I… feel the exact same way,” Zooble smiles with their eyes.
Then they shared a heartfelt kiss.
Kinger busts out his guitar, “I think this called for a song!! FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!!” He plays the most beautiful weezer lick imagineable, “ooh wee ooh I look just like Buddy Holly!!”
“I love you guys!” Pomni giggled and hugged all her friends, “This really is an Amazining Digital Circus!”