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head cannon alert!!
mr plant 🌱
demisexual, gay, and nonbinary
paranoid schizophrenic (ik that sounds weird but hear me out on that one)
major depressive disorder
Now when those two clash (geulp) you maybe get a guy who’s arms and thighs are COVERED in scars (s/h)
autism 🤯
had a pretty sucky pre-adult life. He was always moving around foster homes due to his mom being in and out of mental hospitals before going into one permanently in mr plants freshmen year. he then had pretty bad mental problems that’s he’s still tryna fix to this day
biggest teddy bear when it comes to Argos
Very big guy, 230 lbs and 6’9 (205 cm)
Has very many rabbit features that are a result of his mother (dewlap, fur covering him from the hips down and paws for feet)
Has pretty bad fibromyalgia, making him pretty unable to work most jobs and the ones he end up doing don’t require much moving (the telephone guy job, orphanage guy) and not for very long
Argos ended up making him get paperwork for him to get compensated from the void government due to his disability (mr plant hates that word..)
2 words. man boobs
Big leaf tail and claws
His tail can wag when he’s happy or anxious
Corn starch (Argos)
gay, transmasc (only top surgery)
adhd (that one might be obvious honestly)
helps mr plant on really bad pain days (or any day)
when he gets home late he stays the night with mr plant to compensate for their missed time together
has helped mr plant recover from self harm
his eyes glow dimly in the dark
5’6 (167 cm)
can u tell I like mr plant a lot more
🌼👁️plargos
They snuggle or cuddle while watching tv
They love making food together
they kiss a lot (usually from Argos)
drive in movies are one of their favorite dates
Argos sometimes rubs mr plants sensitive petals to calm him down
Mr plant thinks Argos is super duper pretty
He’d do anything to make him happy