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"Oh my beautiful hubby Barley is so slay and romantic, I wuv him vewwy much :3c" Siayed Ravenpaw. "No." Slayed Ravengay even harder. "who r u?" Asked Ravenpaw. "I am Ravenslaygay, and this is my my beautiful wifey poo, Barslay." They clocked. "We are from an alternate reality that we had to flee for being too lesbians." "Oh my! That is NOT preppy." Barley responded. "ikr?" They all said in unison. "Well, umn, y'all can stay here, but I dunno what u wanna do." Ravenpaw said. "Actually, we were gonna build a pink preppy princess barn next to yours." She said. Because they were preppy sauce. The end.