Chapter Text
Kevin Headcanons! (And some canon stuff)
-His eyes are dark brown
-He has FAS cuz his mom definitely drank like a sailor while she was pregnant lol
-He absolutely loves sand crabs and jackrabbits (ts technically canon lol)
-He would be CRACKED at video games bro
-If he was alive nowadays he’d probably post videos of him doing dumb shit on social media or just commuting actual crimes on camera 😭
-If someone ever gave him actually good food he’d gobble it up in 1 second bro
-Steals clothes from stores but never wears them and instead just wears his orange shirt/coat (idk what it is lol)
-Probably either hates spicy food with every fiber of his being or loves it and I genuinely don’t know which one
-Before he started smoking he would pretend to with random items
-Bisexual, HEAVILY in denial, preference for women. When he’s liked a guy he mistook it for either hating them or jealousy of how they look
-Hair greasy as hell you could use it to cook bacon bro
-Doesn’t even know how to use a shower properly cuz his parents never told him 😭
-If he was gender swap (Karen Spencer or kevine Spencer) she’d wear a low ponytail