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What are your pronouns?
He/Him: Barclay
A dashing gentlemen: Audrian
Why. What are you saying about me: Viola
They/She/Entity: Cecily, Shazi
Man?: Cyril
She & Her, thanks for asking: Hasu
What does it fucking look like??!!: Tadg
Back in my day we didn't have this gay shit: Leopold Dumont II
Cecily: I forget but I DO NOT forgive.
Cecily: I just walk around hating people and I can't remember why.
Cyril: I may be antisocial and unattractive.
Runa: ...but?
Cyril: That's all
Barclay: My life is a fairytale, but the author is German.
Viola: listen up you little shits
Viola: except you, Hasu
Viola: you're an angel and we are thrilled that you're here
Cyril: today's yoga pose is downward spiral
Audrian: My emotions are like fine wine.
Barclay: they get better with age?
Audrian: No, they will stay bottled up for years and can kill if opened incorrectly.
(After Navrashtya's death at the Tundra)
Barclay: Are we friends again?
Tadg: No.
Tadg:
Barclay:
Tadg: We're brothers
Barclay: That was fucking terrifying, don't pause like that ever again
Viola (and me at this point): apparently some people just go to bed and SLEEP
Barclay: What do you do?
Viola: plot a seven book epic fantasy series, broil in existential crisis, replay every mistake I ever made.
Viola: Normal things
Runa: Leopold just sent us a 'get better soon card'.
Cyril: We were sick?
Runa: No, he just thinks we should do better
Root: I hope you're not about to do something stupid
Barclay: I hope you're not hoping too hard
Tadg: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?
Yasha: as defending champion, are you nervous?
Runa/Cyril: I thought you were dead!
Audrian: I got better?
(Tadg and Barclay after glacier point)
Runa: How was your day?
Barclay: We almost got surprise adopted!
Runa: what?
Tadg: we almost got kidnapped
Runa: oh, ok
Runa:
Cyril: WHAT?
Barclay: Is it just me or do all of your plans involve some horrible web of lies?
Yasha: It's just you.
Hasu: Shazi, look what you did! You made mother upset!
Cecily: Mother, please don't cry, we're sorry!
Shazi: I'm sorry mom.
Cyril *near tears*: I DON'T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!
Shazi: 'Careful' is my middle name! Right after 'Suave' and 'Daring'
Viola: Do you even know what you're saying half the time?
Cecily: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Hasu: Fire hockey does NOT need to be a thing.
Shazi: DO you care nothing for the balance of the four elements?
Yasha: I need life advice.
Audrian *washing blood off his hands*: You came to the right person.
Yasha: What are refreshing mind you have, Barclay.
Yasha: There really is nothing quite like total ignorance is there?
(whole squad (except the lore masters) playing twister)
Cecily: right hand red
Barclay: *ends up on top of Yasha*
Barclay: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Hasu *doing a backbend over Tadg*: She stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Yasha: Alright, which of us is going to check the room first?
Barclay: NOT IT!
Tadg: NOT IT!
Yasha: Neither one of you is as stupid as you lead on to be.
Hasu: I help blind kids! (Adjective)
Audrian: I help blind kids. (Verb)
Cyril: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Audrian: literally or figuratively?
Cyril: I have to specify?