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-in the firework explosion in the episode "pat-riot-ism", kevin lost some of his hearing.
-DEFINITELY has fetal alcohol syndrome.
-his hair is real greasy. he takes baths but only uses water because his parents don't care for shampoo.
-he despises people who vape because to him, they're pansies.
-here's my favorite one: when kevin does speak, he has the dialect his parents have. (yer, you's, so's, etc etc.) in the episode "watered down", kevin even types in this dialect ("go fuck yerself.") i think it's cute.
-malnourished with a beer gut. his ribs are showing but he has a pretty bad beer gut.
-he's white trash, so he'd probably have a shitty spice tolerance.
-had some sort of obsession with legos when he was younger.
-has pockmarks from drug use. he picks at his skin constantly.
-his real voice was heard in "beach blanket bloodbath". ("FUCK OFF!") that's his real voice and you can't convince me otherwise.
-would have a really weird fixation on medical malpractice.
-smoker's cough.
-pirates computer games and music on the internet.
-his favorite album is treble charger's "brand new low".
-washes his clothes like once a month.
-has difficulty regulating his emotions, so he resorts to harming himself or others when feeling intense emotions.
-his ass had a clear backpack at one point or another before dropping out.
-the only drug he won't do is salvia, because his trips were horrifying (he was in a nuclear family with loving and supporting parents.)
-likes crafting weapons, like nail bats.
-likes taxidermy, he tried to do it himself by killing a squirrel and stuffing it with rocks.
-due to the sheer amount of substances he consumes, his growth is stunted and he's 5'3. (shortass)
-snores really loud.
-double chinned.
-doesn't wash his hands at all.
-double jointed in his arms.
-both farsighted and nearsighted.
-after killing 1-2 people with his bare hands in "homeward bound", he figured it was too much work, so he decided he'd never take a life again.
-somewhere in the world, he's an urban legend.
-thinks timmy is a one great big giant fag. (is he wrong though..?)
-outgrew his shoes, and most of his clothing. his parents don't care.
-had a pet jackrabbit once, and killed it.
-has jaundice.
-surprisingly good aim (when he's sober).