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PERCY JACKSON
So like basically percy marries annabeth and like he learned how to backflip, so now he’s like fighting some evil guy or whatever hes fighting poseidon i guess but hes getting old so he kinda sucks now but suddenly he gets PSI and pk fires the shit out of poseidon and then now he has like pSI and doesn’t know what to do with it so he becomes the god of all gods and pk thunders all his enemies.
Jason and Piper become evil and like have horns wings now and they’re evil gods but percy becomes nonchalant and slowly walks towards him and like in kung fu panda 2 or 3 he’s reached inner peace and is so calm that all their attacks bounce off of him and he puts on a red cap with a blue brim but it starts melting on him and Percy screams and Jason and Piper laugh as he’s burnt alive and suddenly Ness from earthbound pk fire bad guys and then Percy and Ness team up and run away while cackling evily “gegtetehhehehehehh!” it turns out the cap was actually ness’ and the cap just had a secret defense mechanism and like Ness explains that his cracked baseball bat is missing and he’s like so very really sad so percy and ness ascend to greatness so they can find the cool caps. “OMG IS THAT NES I CALL CAP” Hades yells before burning alive because Ness and Percy PK starstorm and BLEHHh they’re all dead now wowie. “I guess WII should’ve been prepared for this.” ness says bravely. “Nah, you better SWITCH that negativity mate, we did great! Bo’le of wa’er.” Percy replies.