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"Two... are you sure we're supposed to be doing this..?" Gaty asked, for the sudden notion that a contestant being found in the hosts bed would give off the wrong idea. While she didn't care for others opinions on herself, and had long forgot her fear of elimination, she was worried for Two. She didn't want them to feel the need between hosting and her.
"Pffft, don't worry, Gaty! I'm sure we'll be fine!" Two chuckled, so sure of themself. It was quite idiotic that they ignored all concern Gaty might have about how their situation might come off. Two quietly unlocked the door to their hotel room, as Gaty slipped off her jacket, revealing a tight periwinkle tank top with golden accents. Two's face lit up when they saw how it fitted Gaty's form perfectly. They giggled a bit, as they needed to find a way to release the heat that was quickly rising through their body.
Gaty gave a shy smile as she saw how awkward Two was. She closed the door with her foot (this is humanized, so she has arms just think of the flirty door kick or smth) and cupped Twos face with her hands, she kissed their lips while Two moved their hands to the cusp of Gaty's tanktop. She gasped and stepped away.
"Two-- we can't- what if someone walks in," Gaty harshly muttered, "You know we have to be careful..."
"But- but Gaty..." Two sighed, "I don't want to be careful, I want you"
"I want you too, Two..." Gaty smiled, as she put Two's hands back on the cusp of her shirt, "Fine, but we're not doing anything"
"Yay!!!!" Two smiled, as they happily lifted Gatys shirt over her head, "Oh my!"
Gaty laughed, covering her mouth, "Okay, silly, now lets get to sleep..."
"Nooooo," Two whined, hugging Gaty closer, then realizing this was pressuring her, they loosened their grip.
Gaty walked over to Two's bed, Two following her. She fell down onto Two's bed, causing the mattress to bounce a bit. Two kneeled on top of her, not trying to do anything, but instead play pinning her to kiss her more. They did this for a few minutes, until Two fell next to Gaty, holding her waist and nuzzling her neck. They sent tiny flutters of kisses down her neck, causing Gaty's face to turn red. She placed a hand on Twos back, holding them closer.
"Two~" She gasped, holding them closer, and then I, the narrator, realized this was to close to smut, this is not smut, they do not fuck, they just cuddle, I just suck at writing, if you think they'l have sex Family Guy style, they won't.
"Two, we need to get some sleep," Gaty yawned, unclipping her bra so Two could have some more entertainment, not thinking of how this would look to someone with no context.
"Whoa- Gaty-- HOLY SHIT" Two said in awe, smiling and holding her closer, as they never saw a girl naked before (relatable)
"Now go to sleep," Gaty laughed, making sure to not roll over.
Two fell asleep a few moments after her, and being genderless, they also took off their shirt to go to sleep.
Both Two and Gaty seemed to forgot first thing in the morning Two had to host a challenge and Gaty needed to go to the kitchen...
Two's head was face first in Gaty's chest, the blanket was pulled down enough to reveal they were both shirtless, but high enough to conceal the fact that was all they were. Two was drooling on Gaty, nuzzling deeper as they breathed. The alarm clock went off hours ago, and it was still going off, yet it was too that point where it worked it's way into both of their dreams as background noise. Annoying, yet it didn't wake either of them up.
The doorknob started rattling, an annoyed Four was on the other side, "Two- I SWEAR TO MATH IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR."
"Got your keys!" X ran up to Four, passing him the keys to Two's hotel room.
"Why thank you, X," Four grumbled, unlocking the door, "TWO GET YOUR LAZY SELF-"
Both Four and X paused, staring at Two shoving their unconscious face into Gaty's breast. Already getting the wrong ideas for the right reasons, as neither could see that the couple both had pants on.
"WHAT THE FUCK??" X yelled, pushing herself out of the room, and running to the halls trashcan to throw up in.
"X, WATCH YOUR DISGUSTING LANGUAGE--" Four shouted at his daughter (yea I hc Four is X's father 4x shippers stay mad) as he really disliked curse words, "AND TWO."
Four trotted over to Twos bed and shook Two and Gaty up, "WHAT THE EXPONENT"
Two groaned, forcing themself up. Gaty moved her hand to her head, slowly opening her eyes as she realized Four was above her and Two.
"AH-" Two yelped, realizing that them and Gaty where caught (also at this point I started craving toxic yaoi and read firey x coiny fics because that ship is highkey peak, fireafy shippers stay mad, and I only say fireafy as I highkey fw coinpin) Two pushed themself off of Gaty, and jumped out of bed, scrambling to put on a robe, "Four- I swear, it- On math its not what it looks like-"
"OH SO YOU JUST CUDDLE ALL YOUR CONTESTANTS NAKED??" Four held the bridge of his nose, "WHAT IF YOU WALKED IN ON ME SLEEPING WITH- I DON'T KNOW- LEAFY OR SOMEONE"
"Who?-" Two asked, as they have never watched the seasons the precedented their own, and never met Leafy, "But, Four, Gaty and I were sleeping together, that was all we were doing!"
"Oh my fence, Two I knew this would happen-" Gaty groaned, quickly remembering that she took off both her shirt and her bra the previous night, "OH SHI-"
She quickly scrambled to cover herself, as her phone blew up. It was Pin. This wasn't related to anything happening, but instead Pin just texting her situationship
X finally walked back into the room, wiping vomit from the corner of the mouth while holding her stomach, "Four, please tell me it's over-"
"X GET OUT THEY'RE SILL NAKED-" Four waved his arms up and down, slightly over exaggerating the severity of the situation.
"AH, OKAY," She yelped, running back to the trash can.
"YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH, TWO," Four stated, putting his foot down as he threw a random shirt at Gaty, hoping she would get the memo and cover up, which she did.
"Wha- What do you mean by that Four..?" Two nervously stuttered. Getting closer to Four as Four stared down Two, breathing heavily.
"What I mean is you can't have Gaty and be a host, IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE," Four called out.
"I-I- I love being a host.." Two faltered, "but, oh how I love you, Gaty.."
Two sunk down onto their bed, holding their head in their hands
"Oh, Two," Gaty moved closer to them, kissing them softly
"AND YOU."
"Oh what do you want?" Gaty bitterly spoke, glaring at Four, "Haven't you already ruined Twos life enough? Is it just your goal to make their life a living hell?"
"I'll give you till the end of the day, and you better have your mind made up," Four walked out of the room, knowing that if Two didn't than he would take over hosting, "X, you can stop barfing, they're done having sex."
"Oh yay!" X tried to smile after vomiting her guts out.