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Cen(s)turion Warrior Princess 🦄🏒 @hohohollanov
uhm. why is no one talking about this? hello????
[A series of three pictures. 1: A grainy shot taken from across a street. It shows a heavily pregnant woman and a man with sunglasses and a reverse snapback exiting a fertility clinic. The man’s arm is around the woman’s waist. 2: The same woman and man, the photo taken from much closer. They’re both smiling as they’re looking at something the woman’s holding. 3: The woman and the man are hugging, both clearly happy. The man is kissing the woman’s forehead. It is now obvious that the woman is holding sonogram pictures.]
↪The Tammy Whammy @rozanova
ilya whyyyyy 😭
↪ katie @katiemills
no…..
↪ Matt Davies @mattdavies
Finally. It’s about time he realized he’s better off with a woman. #goodriddance
↪ censgirlie @censgirlie
Okay, but. Are we even sure that’s Ilya Rozanov?
↪ Cen(s)turion Warrior Princess 🦄🏒 @hohohollanov
@censgirlie: unfortunately yes girl 😭
↪ Frankie Hockey @hockeyfrankie
whatever happened to respecting people’s privacy
↪ katie @katiemills
@hockeyfrankie: whatever happened to respecting your wedding vows????
Sarah Morin | Hot Hockey News Online @morinsarah
Fairytale or horror story? Is the hockey romance that’s captured all our hearts over already? Read all about the infidelity rumors surrounding recently retired former Ottawa Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov here: [link]
↪ THE Kevin @thekevin
Hockey news or hockey gossip? 🙄
↪ The Tammy Whammy @rozanova
truly quality journalism over here
↪ ilya’s #1 hater 🚫81🚫 @rozanope
@rozanova: defending cheaters, class act
↪ The Tammy Whammy @rozanova
@rozanope: not defending but this is pure speculation, babes
The Tragic End of Hockey’s Very Own Fairytale: All About Former Ottawa Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov’s Affair Baby
by Sarah Monin, Hot Hockey News Online
People have long since wondered if notorious womanizer Ilya Rozanov has truly been able to leave his wild party days behind, and it seems we’ve finally found the answer. Rozanov has recently been caught stepping out on MHL superstar husband Shane Hollander when fans were able to snap pictures of him and his mistress leaving Ottawa based fertility clinic Hopeful Journeys together.
The two homewreckers shared an intimate embrace without any shame or remorse, before being seen entering an Uber together. To head to their secret love nest? Anonymous sources claim a heartbroken Hollander confided in them, and apparently this isn’t Rozanov’s first time cheating. Possibly not even his first illegitimate child. [read more]
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Gabby H. @gabbyhildebrandt
Okay, I don’t usually partake in gossip bullshit, but I just have to ask: does anyone else think that woman Rozanov’s allegedly cheating with looks suspiciously like @caitlindykstra? Am I crazy here?
[Another picture of Ilya and the mystery woman in front of the fertility clinic. This one has been taken from a different angle. It’s zoomed in on the woman’s face.]
↪ censgirlie @censgirlie
Omfg! No, you’re so right! How did I not see this before???
↪ The Tammy Whammy @rozanova
i don’t like where this is going
↪ ilya’s #1 hater 🚫81🚫 @rozanope
rozanov is a trash human being and always has been
↪ hockeyboii @hockeyboii
@rozanope: like not to be a dick but i feel like you’re not the most objective person to be talking about this lol
Bears Nation 🐻 @bearsfanyolo
lmfao what did i just witness
[A short video clip. The footage is shaky, the person behind the camera obviously trying to be sneaky. Boston Bears Captain Cliff Marlow is signing receipts in a mall parking lot, surrounded by a few fans. There is audio.
Fan 1, excited: —thank you so much, this is awesome.
Marlow: Sure, man, no worries.
Fan 2, pointing at Marlow’s shopping bag, sporting the logo of a baby supply store: Is there something you wanna tell us, Cap?
Fan 3, also looking at the bag: Or does this have something to do with your buddy Rozanov’s—
Marlow: Careful, now.
Fan 3, holding up both hands: Just asking, dude. Thought that was free.
Marlow: So’s shutting the fuck up.
End of clip.]
↪ ass eater deluxe 😈 @satansbootyhole
nay for the cheating but yay for a protective bestie I guess?!?!
↪ maximum max @maxjones
@satansbootyhole: My brother in Christ, what in the fresh hell is with this username?
↪ ass eater deluxe 😈 @satansbootyhole
@maxjones: ….. wrong account, plz disregard
Cliff Marlow ✅ @cliffmarlowofficial has 🔁 shared @bearsfanyolo's post.
Cen(s)turion Warrior Princess 🦄🏒 @hohohollanov
has anyone bothered to check in on our boy evan during all this?
↪ katie @katiemills
@evandykstra: how are you doing bud
↪ Evan Dykstra ✅ @evandykstra
@katiemills: Fantastic.
[Clip of Dykstra assisting on a goal from Luca Haas. They crash together in celebration, beaming widely, joined a moment later by a grinning Shane Hollander.]
blog/dayonecensfan
no but i’m genuinely so distraught, those are my hockey dads, what is even happening??? what do we know, what has been confirmed so far? like shame on ilya if any of this is true, but i can’t imagine it is. the way he always looks at shane? the way he talks about him? THE PALPABLE LOVE??? pls tell me it ain’t so.
#hollanov #hollanovdivorce #ilyarozanov #shanehollander
Matty 🏒🥅 @matthewquinnloveshockey
Anyone else see Dykstra’s reply when he got asked if he was okay? Just that celly clip, nothing about his wife. Suspicious much?
↪ HockeyLover1234 @hockeylover1234
@matthewquinnloveshockey: Let’s all be happy Rozanov’s seen the light. #keepthehomosoutofhockey
↪ Matty 🏒🥅 @matthewquinnloveshockey
@hockeylover1234: How about YOU keep your blatant queerphobia out of my thread?
Frankie Hockey @hockeyfrankie
hey @ottawacentaurs fam how about a statement finally
↪ Zane Boodram ✅ @boodramzane
No, thanks.
↪ Luca Haas ✅ @lucahaashockeyplayer
Nei, dankä.
↪ Nick Chouinard ✅ @nickychouinard
Non, merci.
↪ Henri LaPointe ✅ @officielhenrilapointe
Non, merci. (Deuxième partie.)
↪ 🇸🇪 Oskar Holmberg 🇸🇪 ✅ @hockeyoskarholmberg
Nej, tack.
↪ Conner Young ✅ @conneryoung
No, thanks. (man i hate this multilingual team now i feel stupid lmfao)
↪ Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialilyarozanov
[A selfie of Rozanov, taken in his and Hollander’s home gym. He’s facing a full length mirror, weight in one hand, phone in the other. He’s wearing athletic shorts and a sleeveless, cropped shirt with the collar cut out. It says ‘DADDY’ in hot pink letters on the front.]
↪ Harris Drover | Centaurs SDoC ✅ @harrisdroverpr
@officialilyarozanov: You’ll be singlehandedly responsible if I suffer an aneurysm before I turn 40.
MHL Hockey Watch ✅ @mhlhockeywatch
Rozanov’s disrespect towards the league and hockey itself has reached a new and unacceptable level with his latest post. We demand @officialmhl take action immediately.
↪ hockeyboii @hockeyboii
you… you realize the man is retired, right? right???
Cen(s)turion Warrior Princess 🦄🏒 @hohohollanov
unfortunately i have a toxic love-hate relationship with whatever is wrong with ilya rozanov
↪ Cen(s)turion Warrior Princess 🦄🏒 @hohohollanov shared 🔁 @officialilyarozanov’s post.
[A selfie of Rozanov, taken in his and Hollander’s home gym. He’s facing a full length mirror, weight in one hand, phone in the other. He’s wearing athletic shorts and a sleeveless, cropped shirt with the collar cut out. It says ‘DADDY’ in hot pink letters on the front.]
Major Hockey League ✅ @officialmhl
Ottawa Centaurs Captain Shane Hollander is a healthy scratch for tonight’s game against the San Francisco Mission, citing a family emergency.
↪ The Tammy Whammy @rozanova
please don’t let it be what we all think it is 😭😭😭
↪ Matt Davies @mattdavies
A player who can’t play through his personal issues has no place in the MHL.
↪ GAYEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE 🏳️🌈 @censsuperiority
@mattdavies: shut the fuck up matt
↪ Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialilyarozanov has ☑️ liked @censsuperiority’s post.
blog/officialshanehollander
Marika 🩷
My husband and I are thrilled to announce the birth of our first daughter. It has been quite the journey, but we couldn’t feel happier or more blessed to welcome her into our lives. Our thanks go out to our family and friends, the Ottawa Centaurs organization, our fans, and most of all my wonderful cousin Holly and our amazing friend Caitlin for making this possible for us. We are eternally grateful.
Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
#family
[A picture is attached. A baby girl swaddled in a fuzzy, pastel-yellow blanket is nestled into a wicker basket, fast asleep. She has a surprisingly full head of black curls, held away from her face by a headband with a huge, floppy bow at the front. Two hands are also visible, each holding one handle of the basket, wedding rings on clear display.]
ilyarozanov: 💖💖💖💖💖
YunaHollander: We are so incredibly proud of you, boys. Love you!
svetavetrova: моя племянница!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hayesiewyatt: congratulations guys!
hollanderdavid: Your mother and I will call as soon as one of us manages to stop crying. We love you!
OfficialRoseLandry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! 😍
hockeyboypike: that’s my fucking goddaughter yo!
officialshanehollander: Hayd, please. Come get your husband TheJackiPike.
ilyarozanov: busted hockeyboypike 🖕🏻
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Cen(s)turion Warrior Princess 🦄🏒 @hohohollanov
lowkey shame on all of us for jumping to conclusions like this sorry boys CONGRATS
↪ hockeyboii @hockeyboii
@hohohollanov: how did no one even consider this HOW????? we’re all highkey dumb AF
Evan Dykstra ✅ @evandykstra
Everybody repeat after me: we're sorry @caitlindykstra.
↪ Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialilyarozanov
@evandykstra: what about sorry ilya????
↪ Evan Dykstra ✅ @evandykstra
@officialilyarozanov: Meh.
↪ Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialilyarozanov
@evandykstra: betrayal
Pete McKenzie @petemckenzie
How does Rozanov’s daughter look oriental, though?
↪ katie @katiemills
@petemckenzie: i don’t even know what to be most outraged about here tbh
↪ censgirlie @censgirlie
@petemckenzie: Please, my guy, google surrogacy.
hockeylifedan @dantheman
imagine being such a beta cuck your wife has another guy’s kid @evandykstra
↪ Conner Young ✅ @conneryoung
@dantheman: holy small dick energy batman
↪ Kippie Kay Yay @kipgrady
@conneryoung: 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
↪ Swiftly Now @kyleswift has 🔁 shared @conneryoung's post.
blog/annieruth
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander should be ashamed of themselves. Motherhood is a gift from God and not something for men to exploit for their own, selfish, perverted reasons. Renting a poor woman’s womb and then cruelly ripping her baby away from her should be illegal.
#shanehollander #ilyarozanov #antisurrogacyadvocate #shameonyou #jesussaves
markgriffith: Thank you for speaking the truth!
CensJenny: And if they’d adopted y’all would be yelling about them using their wealth to “buy” or “cherry-pick” their kids, so just give it a rest.
OliviaHopper: Okay, so, I kind of agree that surrogacy should be looked at more critically and maybe have stricter laws surrounding it, but they used Shane’s cousin’s eggs and a friend volunteered to carry the baby. A friend with a rich hockey husband. I doubt either woman HAD to do it for financial reasons.
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Scott Hunter ✅ @scotthunter
Love always wins. Congratulations @officialshanehollander and @officialilyarozanov.
Eric McNally | Sportscaster ✅ @ericmcnallyofficial has 🔁 shared @scotthunter's post.
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialilyarozanov
proof my husband loves my secret affair baby
[A short video clip. Shane Hollander is facing away from the camera, looking out onto a lake that’s sparkling in the early dusk light. He’s shirtless and barefoot, hair messy, and wearing a pair of black board shorts with an 81 stitched onto the back pocket. Baby Marika is cradled against his chest, her head just visible where it’s squished into the crook of his neck. He’s singing under his breath, very softly and barely audible.]
↪ Troy Barrett ✅ @troybarretthockey
Harris has connections @officialshanehollander, let me know if you’re ever in need of a divorce attorney.
↪ Shane Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialshanehollander
@troybarretthockey: I’ll keep that in mind, thanks.
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialilyarozanov
my world 🥰
[A selfie. Ilya Rozanov is leaning against the back of a couch, his arm outstretched to snap the slightly wobbly picture. Shane Hollander is lying with his back to Rozanov's chest, snuggled in tightly, completely conked out. Their daughter is asleep as well, curled up on Hollander’s chest, his hand on her back. Rozanov has a hand over Hollander’s, and their fingers are linked.]
↪ Shane Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialshanehollander
Yeah, okay. I love you, too. ❤️