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Reply: No.
Reply: We are not doing this again.
12:48 PM
Message: doing what
Reply: Comparing me to cats with anger issues.
12:49 PM
Message: this is not comparison
Reply: You sent me a picture of an angry kitten.
12:49 PM
Message: yes.
Reply: That’s the comparison.
12:49 PM
Message: it is not comparison. it is truth
Message: but this is not angry kitten. it is very cute kitten
Reply: Are you saying I'm not cute?
12:49 PM
Message: ha
Message: so you agree you are angry kitten
Reply: No.
12:49 PM
Message: shared image angry kitten
Reply: Why do you have so many of these?
12:50 PM
Message: because when you love something you notice it everywhere.
Reply: That is not romantic.
12:50 PM
Message: it is deeply romantic.
Message: i know you are blushing, hollander
Reply: You know nothing, Rozanov.
12:50 PM
Message: shared image angry kitten
Reply: What are you even doing right now? Where are you?
12:50 PM
Message: shared image angry kitten
p>Message: look at cat, shane
Reply: Ilya.
12:51 PM
Message: isnt she cute?
Reply: Ilya, please tell me you didn't break into someone's house to play with their kitten.
12:51 PM
Message: relax
Message: is charity thing
Reply: Charity?
12:51 PM
Message: da
Message: harris idea
Reply: Ah.
Reply: What kind of charity event?
12:51 PM
Message: shared image angry kitten
Message: shared image angry kitten
Message: shared image angry kitten
Reply: Why are you covered in cats?
12:51 PM
Message: they love me :)
Reply: You are actively being climbed like a tree.
12:52 PM
Message: i am used to that;)
Reply: Shut up.
12:52 PM
Message: oh but you love when i talk
Message: even more when i tell you what to do
Reply: Do not try to sext me while there are cats all over you.
12:52 PM
Message: booooring
Message: do not worry i would not scare the kitten by you being pervert
Reply: 🙄
Reply: So, what charity event?
12:52 PM
Message: shelter visit
Message: harris said it gives us lots of love on internet
Reply: An animal shelter?
# 12:52 PM
Message: no i am visiting scott hunter in old ppl home
Message: he has many cats
Reply: Shut up.
Reply: I hope you know you can not take all the animals home.
12:53 PM
Message: :(
Reply: No.
12:53 PM
Message: i know
Message: wiebe said we do not need another mascot
Message: he is fascist
Reply: I don't think that's the meaning of fascist.
12:53 PM
Message: it is
Reply: So the shelter thing was Harris idea?
12:53 PM
Message: harris told me about animals and i said we should go
Message: i am captain. team does as i say
Reply: Petting animals counts as charity?
12:53 PM
Message: petting homeless animals!
Message: and yes
Message: we come, take pictures with pets and sign t-shirts. all money goes to shelter. and they get more attention on internet
Message: more pets adopted
Reply: That’s actually a really nice idea.
12:54 PM
Message: yes. i am thoughtful
Reply: And no underlying mission?
12:54 PM
Message: i am not lying anywhere
Reply: You know that is not what it means.
12:54 PM
Message: shared image angry kitten
Message: this one is my fav
Reply: ...It is cute.
12:55 PM
Message: it bit me
Reply: ???
12:56 PM
Message: very gently.
Message: set boundaries.
Message: i respect it
Reply: Okay?
12:56 PM
Message: shared image angry kitten
Message: reminds me of someone ;)
Reply: Ilya...
12:56 PM
Message: anya is lonely sometimes
Message: she needs a friend
Reply: No.
12:56 PM
Message: just because you do not have friend does not mean anya is not allowed friends
Reply: I have friends!
12:56 PM
Message: who?
Reply: Hayden.
12:57 PM
Message: pike does not count
Message: he is boring and bad at hockey
Message: very annoying
Reply: You like him.
12:57 PM
Message: i do NOT
Message: is lie
Message: liar told you that
Message: i tolerate him bc jackie is an angel and kids are awesome
Reply: Sure.
Reply: J.J.
12:58 PM
Message: no montreal player count
Message: they all suck
Reply: 🙄
Reply: Rose.
12:58 PM
Message: is your ex
Reply: Yes, and now she is my best friend.
12:58 PM
Message: perfect rose landry
Message: first you as bf then as bff
Reply: Are you jealous?
12:58 PM
Message: no.
Reply: You are my fiancé, you know that, yes?
12:59 PM
Message: yes
Message: locked you down 😁
Reply: Technically, I locked you down, but sure.
12:59 PM
Message: 😘
Reply: You.
01:00 PM
Message: me?
Reply: Yes, you. You are my best friend.
01:00 PM
Message: ...
Message: thought that was rose.
Message: or hayden
Reply: They are. But not like you. You know me best.
Reply: You are my best friend.
01:00 PM
Message: that you kiss :)
Reply: Yes, that I kiss. :)
01:01 PM
Message: i love you
Reply: I love you, too.
01:01 PM
Message: but you do not want anya to experience love or friendship
Reply: Ilya, please...
01:01 PM
Message: shared image angry kitten
Message: look! so cute
Message: shared image angry kitten
Reply: Ilya, you cannot get a cat.
01:02 PM
Reply: Ilya?
01:05 PM
Reply: Are you ignoring me because I told you you can't get a cat?
01:11 PM
Message: yes
Message: no
Message: hayes wanted to steal my cat
Message: 😠
Reply: Your cat?
01:13 PM
Message: yes
Message: but look i rescued her
Message: shared image angry kitten
Reply: This is not a kitten.
01:13 PM
Message: woah hollander so smart
Message: yes, is old cat. her name is pearl :)
Reply: She is beautiful.
01:14 PM
Message: yes
Message: like you ;)
Reply: That was not a yes.
01:14 PM
Message: but old cats do not get adopted a lot
Message: makes me sad bc they are so sad
Reply: Why don't they get adopted?
01:15 PM
Message: people are dumb. all want young kitten and bring old cats back
Reply: Oh.
01:15 PM
Message: shared image angry kitten
Message: orange one is 14 years old. her name is shasha
Message: harris claimed her. he is telling troy about new roommate
Reply: They really shouldn't allow you and Harris to go to an animal shelter.
01:15 PM
Message: pah
Message: animals love us
Message: shane we should adopt pearl she is so sweet and beautiful you and anya would love her
Message: moya lyubov
Reply: Ilya. When would you even take care of her? You are on the road so much.
01:16 PM
Message: there are pet hotels like where anya goes just for cats
Reply: And an old cat should have to change her home place so often? Isn't that stressful?
01:16 PM
Message: ...
Message: :(
Reply: When we retire, you can have a cat, okay?
01:16 PM
Message: 2 cats
Message: and three dogs
Reply: We can discuss details later.
01:17 PM
Message: hm
Message: you are all the cat i need
Reply: Not this again.
01:17 PM
Message: have to go, wiebe is calling us
Reply: Let me know if Troy says Yes to the cat.
01:17 PM
Message: ofc he will say yes he loves his bf
Reply: Ignoring that last comment. Call you tonight?
01:19 PM
Message: yes
Reply: I love you.
01:19 PM
Message: ❤️
Yuna
Hi honey! How are you?
David
Hi Ilya. How's your event at the shelter going? Are you still coming over later for dinner? I bought a new puzzle I'd love to start with you. 😃
Reply: i am good. charity is fun. of course i will come for dinner. you are best cook
Reply: how many pieces?
David
10 000
Yuna
We have some ice cream as well.
Reply: You are the best!
Yuna
😘
Reply: i have a question
David
What is it, son?
Reply: Are you ever lonely?
Yuna
Lonely?
David
Only when Yuna starts going down another rabbit hole again...
Yuna
Oh, David, don't act like that happens all the time.
David
I just wanted to be honest.🫤
Reply: i understand, david
Reply:shane is the same
David
Like mother, like son.
Reply:is genetic
David
Great word! 👍 And yes, maybe it is.
Yuna
🙄
David
But other than that, I am not lonely.
Yuna
Why are you asking? Are you lonely? Are you okay?
Reply:yes i am okay
Reply:just wondering if you miss having a child around
Yuna
Are you telling me I will be a grandmother?
David
I don’t think that's the case, love. They aren’t even out yet.
Yuna
Don't ruin this for me, David.
Reply:nooo no grandkids yet
Reply:but you would be best grandparents
Yuna
Of course, we would be. ❤️
Reply:but i have other option for now
David
Well, now I am intrigued.
Do tell please.
Yuna
Oh? 👀
Message: shared image angry kitten
Reply:meet my friend pearl
OttawaCountyAnimalShelter 
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OttawaCountyAnimalShelter Charly is the biggest fan! 🐱🏒 #GoCentaurs!. What an incredible day at our shelter! A huge THANK YOU to the amazing team from the Ottawa Centaurs for visiting us during their community event. They didn’t just stop by—they truly showed up for our animals. From bringing generous donations of food and supplies, to spending real time playing, cuddling, and taking photos with our furry residents… it meant the world to us (and to them 🐾). To make this day even more special, the team signed a few t-shirts that are now available for purchase on our website. Every single dollar goes directly to supporting the animals in our care. You’ll also find brand new photos on our website of some of our pets with their favorite Centaur. Definitely worth a look! While you’re there, why not schedule a visit and come meet your new forever friend? 🐶🐱 Thank you, Ottawa Centaurs, for your kindness, your time, and your huge hearts. We’re so grateful for you! 💛 (Purple Heart )#AdoptDontShop. 
OttawaCentaursCharly’s already earned a spot on the roster 🖤❤️ View all 145 comments February 24, 2021
OfficialTroyBarrett 
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OfficialTroyBarrett Had such a great time visiting the Ottawa County Animal Shelter today. This place does incredible work and truly deserves all the love and support for the care they give these animals every single day. Met so many adorable dogs, spent time playing, and got a lot of tail wags in return. #AdoptDontShop. If you can, take a moment to check them out, consider adopting, or even making a small donation to support what they do.(Purple Heart ) 
rozanov81don't be so greedy, barrett. you already have chiron. 
HarrisDroveryou know, we do have a lot of space... View all 321 comments February 24, 2021
OttawaCountyAnimalShelter 
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OttawaCountyAnimalShelter Such happy news to share from our shelter family! 🐾💛 Our longtime resident Pearl has finally found her forever home with a wonderful local family. Watching her walk out the door with her new people was a moment we’ve been dreaming of for so long. We’re also thrilled to share that Sasha has been adopted too. She’ll be living her best life with our very own favorite Centaur Troy Barrett and his boyfriend. We couldn’t have asked for a more loving home for her! And the good news doesn’t stop there: our sweet rabbit Bambi has also hopped off to a new home with the best goalie Wyatt Hayes. 🐰🥕 On top of these amazing adoptions, we have several meet-and-greets scheduled in the coming days and an incredible wave of donations coming in from our community. Our hearts are full. Thank you to everyone who supports our animals, shares our posts, donates, adopts, and helps these stories happen every single day. 🐶🐱 color: #000(Purple Heart )#AdoptDontShop. OfficialTroyBarrettSo happy to welcome Sasha home with us. Thank you for everything you do and for trusting us with her. We already love her so much. rozanov81the most beautiful cat! hope whoever pearl is with will never feel lonely again ;) View all 62 comments February 28, 2021
Troy Barrett
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@t.barrett
Chiron made a new friend.
@harrisdrover.
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YunaHollander 
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YunaHollander No grandchildren yet, but they keep us on our feet just the same. ❤Feeling incredibly thankful for the new addition to our family.(Purple Heart ). 
DavidHollanderIs this something I can post on YouTube? For the "most unlikley animal friendships"? View all 7 comments March 10, 2021
Ilya Rozanov ✔
@rozanov81
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