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Shouto isn't even sure how he got here. Probably by being a 'fuck up' as bakugo would say.
Actually, bakugo would have already escaped by now. Shouto hasn't.
In his defence, he didn't expect to get ambushed outside his favourite soba shop. It was his favourite flavour as well.
But alas, dabi had fought him...and won. It made sense considering shouto was a child but it was still disappointing.
Currently, tied on the back of a motorbike, shouto didn't think he was escaping anytime soon. Shoes literally removed like he was some kind of feral toddler, his hands were tied together and arms around dabi's torso since they were on the bike. Bike helmet on, his hair pushed in a way that was not only annoying, but covered his vision. A handkerchief stuffed into his mouth. Who even owned handkerchiefs??? Dabi rode for a while, not to the enjoyment of shouto. Eventually, he reached somewhere and the bike stopped. Dabi untied his hands and then tied them again, in front of him. Shouto was displeased. Dabi removed the helmet, not the handkerchief and didn't give shouto back his shoes. They stood in a cold alleyway next to a bar that looked as father would put if 'run down' . Dabi picked shouto up, and placed him on his hip much to the teens displeasure. He wasn't a baby! Dabi started walking into the bar. It had an actual bar and stools and booths and all the things shouto never got to experience because they were 'unbecoming of a hero'. A girl stood with ponytails -that was...toga? Shouto was pretty sure. Next to her stood a man with a white mask over his face. There was a ghost like person wearing male clothing and drying glasses. A man wearing a large hat and large white boots with a surprisingly decent outfit. A man with scales and cool purple hair. His hair was a little like hitoshi shinso's but longer. He was playing video games with a man with blue hair and arms on his outfit. For villains, they seemed awfully keen on fashion. The girl grinned when she saw Shouto and Dabi, Shouto couldn't fathom what was so amusing. "Awww he's so cute" the girl exclaimed, which explained her odd reaction. "What the Fuck crispy, we're not running a daycare" the scaly dude shouted.(Shouto had been taught the word 'dude' by mina and he was still learning how to use it. Dabi snorted "Yeah but I just wanted to mess with endeavour during his media week". A chorus of "Fuck endeavour" came from most of them. Shouto just looked confused ....and disgruntled and just the tiniest slightest bit ....joyful at the league's actions. They were like a group of overgrown 8 year olds. Dabi glanced at shoutos expression and snorted, patting his back like he was some kind of infant. Shouto tried to wriggle away despite being stuck on dabi's hip. "Gonna go through some rules of what's going to happen: one , you are kidnapped I feel like I need to clarify that for you, two, no the restraints aren't coming off, three, there is a bathroom and if you piss your pants you're not changing clothes, four I know you'll try and escape just don't break anything and I'm definitely gonna carry you like a baby" Dabi explained the rules, which Shouto thought were crappy .