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Announcer speakerbox was away again. He was never gone longer than a week, yet this time, David left with him..? It was odd, but nonetheless, Ruler did not care. Instead, he decided to go out for a drive, a day trip if you will. He forced his loyal henchman, Jammy, to follow along, just in case. He never knew when he would need a shoulder to lean on. Granted last time he leaned on Jammy's shoulder, her face turned red and she stopped talking. That was weird. But, like the speakerbox's disappearance, Ruler did not care. "Henchman! Do you have my-" Ruler shouted, only to be interrupted by Jammy walking out of a store, holding a lot of bags and baskets, each having different sets of items.
"Yes, I have your sandwiches, your towels, your sunscreen, your swimsuit, your dental floss, your sand paper, your card packs, your puzzles, your block blast, and everything else you bought!" She tiredly sighed, slowly walking to Rulers car to dump all the items.
"Great! Do you have your-"
"Yes, I have my swimsuit, my chalk, my tic tac toe board, and my rusty nails- Why did you want me to bring these again?" She held the ziplocbag of rusty nails up, Rulers face merged into a sinister expression
"Oh, no reason..." He mused off, thinking of what he would force Jammy to do with those nails, like pouring them on a slide, or shoving them into seashells.
"And what will this cover?!" Jammy held up her swim suit, while Ruler realized he might've accidentally bought it a size too small. He didn't really care, but he knew Jammy would. It was a tiny two piece, although it would be appropriately sized if Ruler had double checked.
"It's fine, I'm sure it'll cover everything," Ruler brushed off, "And besides, look at mine-"
He grabbed his swimsuit from a shopping bag. It was dark tan with numbers on the bottom and lines, resembling a straightedge, he quickly put it on, revealing no abs, just a skinny man. Yet he acted as if he had an 8 pack and was the strongest man alive, "Put yours on, henchman!" he demanded.
"Fine.." Jammy sighed, walking to the nearest public restroom. A few minutes passed, and surprisingly the bikini fit. Ruler stared at her for a few seconds, realizing how hot Jammy looked.
"Whoa whoaoaoaoaooaoaoaoaoao- AWOOGA-" He thought, upon realizing his lust, he grabbed his shirt and threw it to Jammy, "It's cold, better cover up henchman!"
He was not slick and Jammy could tell by his facial expression that he was down bad.
"Okay..." She teased, "Are you sure you don't like the view?"
Jammy giggled a bit while putting on Rulers shirt.
And with that, they were on their way, to wherever Ruler was taking them.
First stop was a gas station, because Ruler was a dumbass and forgot to fill his gas tank. He was even more dumb when he realized he was filling his car up with diesel, which Jammy was the one to correct him.
"Ruler, what are you doing?!" Jammy yelled out of shock
"I'm filling up the car!" Ruler chirped, his smile quickly turned to a smirk, and then he whispered, "Why? Are you jealous?"
"NO! That's diesel, not gas-" Jammy hopped out of the car to correct Rulers mistake, and Ruler realized his flirt was stupid.
"And that's why you're the best henchman in the world!" He quickly tried to correct himself, praying Jammy would forget what he said about filling her up.
"Also what the fuck was that-"
"HAHHAHAHAHAH MY HENCHMAN LETS GET A MOVE ON HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
They went in the car again, now Ruler was blasting the pop radio, playing the top 100 songs in Goikey, he hated them but anything to keep his mind off of his awkward pickup line. He put down the sunroof
Jammy stared out the window, feeling slightly exposed since she had the tight bikini on, although Ruler's shirt covered her torso, her bottom half was still bare. She knew for sure Ruler caught glances at it, and part of her felt strangely proud..? For some odd reason she enjoyed that form of attention from Ruler for one way or another, her mind kept on going back to his flirt, until a sudden halt. A beach.
"Alright, out my henchman!" Ruler proudly stated, as if it wasn't obvious that he was taking Jammy there, "A lovely surprise, right?"
"..sure..." Jammy groaned, realizing she wouldn't be able to relax because of Rulers meaningless tasks while he swam and threw wet sand at seagulls.
"Go set up the umbrella, and the towels, and our PIC-NIC!" Ruler cheered as he ran to the ocean, "Good luckkkkkkkkkkk"
"Ugh!" Jammy yelled, as she got everything out of the car. She locked the doors, and she assumed she rolled all the windows up, but she forgot the sunroof.
A few hours passed, and just as Jammy assumed she finished all of Rulers meaningless tasks and had some time to spend to herself, he walked over to tell her to pack up.
"Alright jammy I'm ready to go! Be a doll and pack everything up for me?" He sweetly said, or tried to sound sweet. Both him and Jammy knew it was just him attempting to sound somewhat put together while he was 5 minutes away from getting kicked off the beach for harassing pedestrians.
"Okay..." Jammy sighed, trailing off after noticing the sunset, "whoa.. look at that.."
"Aw come on, are you a sap or some-" Rulers breath hitched in his throat, as he saw Jammy's face full of awe against the sun. Under his breath, he muttered, "holy shit.."
"I know.. it's so pretty," Jammy whispered in awe
"Well, something sure is."
The sunset sadly passed, and the duo returned to the car. Unfortunately, nature had other plans as Ruler spotted the squirrel in it before Jammy unlocked the van.
"GETITOUTGETITOUTAHHHHHH" Ruler yelped, jumping into Jammy's arms as if he was a princess needed to be saved
"Oh come on, its just a squirrel," Jammy rolled her eyes, "I'll get it out"
Ruler huddled behind her, holding her shoulders and shaking as if the squirrel was a masked murdered that was lust-driven, Jammy unlocked the car, and opened the passenger door. Unluckily for her, the squirrel was stubborn, so she had to grab a magazine that Ruler brought earlier to hit it out. It pounced onto Ruler, and he shrieked like a little girl, punching it off of himself. Jammy giggled and caressed his arm when the squirrel finally got off. Ruler stared at her, realizing how fucked he was, he leaned in, grabbing Jammy's waist.
"Henchman- I mean, uh.. Jammy," Ruler quickly said, "WAIT SHIT THE TIME-"
He pulled out his blackberry phone, seeing it was almost 9, if they wanted to make it back before midnight, they would need to leave at that moment.
"Yea.. we should go," jammy smiled.
Before getting in the car, Jammy quickly pecked Rulers cheek, causing his face to turn into 50 shades of red.
The drive home was long and boring, but Ruler stayed up the whole time in hopes Jammy would kiss him again.