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I actually really hate this ship. But, I hate even more, how the fandom perceives these to as a pairing, therefore, I will teach everyone how Uranus and Earth would be as a couple.
Romantically
Earth would talk about his earthlings while watching Uranus paint. (Uranus isn’t listening to a single word he’s saying, this will lead to him having to pretend he was paying attention when Earth asks a question) He would make a joke about Uranus “painting him like one of his French girls”, a reference the planet would not understand.
Uranus isn’t super talkative so it’s a lot of “talkative/ listener” in their relationship. Earth being the talker, and Uranus being the listener.
Earth would make many niche references, Uranus will never understand (boomer ahh planet).
Uranus would be the first to confess because Earth’s, super flirty. even with friends, making it hard to tell if he’s being genuine when he says, “I’ll fuck your brains out this very second”. He’d be really shy while confessing and expect to be rejected. It shocked him that Earth reciprocated his feelings.
Basically, every other milestone in their relationship was initiated by Earth, their first kiss, first-time holding hands, first time having sex, and etc. Out of the two of them Earth, has more confidence and acts faster. Uranus is too shy to initiate because he’s constantly overthinking about if it’s the right time.
They would be a very private couple though they both will brag about their “man” to anyone who will listen. Uranus would love to tell Neptune about their relationship and would overshare. While, Earth would constantly bring up Uranus into every conversation he has.
They’d prefer more at-home inside, dates, over going out to fancy restaurants or something. They would rather enjoy each other’s company, than extravagantly show off their relationship.
As a couple they wouldn’t argue often, though when it does happen it’s huge. Earth, is very confrontational and will make an issue known before it spirals into something worse, while Uranus is more of a “ignore it until I explode” person so he’ll let what ever issue he has, build up, until it leads to a huge argument. Earth struggles with apologizing which is also an issue.
Sexually
Uranus is the bottom. Okay, I’m tired of people assuming just cause he’s bigger, he has to top. Just because a character is bigger, or stronger, or older, doesn’t not immediately make them the top in pairing. That goes for any ship, in any fandom. Uranus, in a relationship with the Earth, would be the brattiest bottom in existence. He would tease over everything. Earth could be inside him and he’d taunt him (in a sexual way). He’d like it rough and slow, which is perfect for him because Earth takes his time taking him apart. Earth gives him what he wants and he likes it that way.
Earth, is a huge crybaby top. He’d top, but probably tear up with every thrust. He’d compliment during sex like: “You’re so pretty”, and “you take it so well”. Earth, is low-key a freak. He’ll act like a shy, blushing idiot, whenever they’re together, while also imagining them having the filthiest, passionate sex, ever. Earth is really a switch, but when it comes to Uranus it will top. Earth when it comes to topping or bottoming; he’ll go off his partner’s preferences and energy because he doesn’t mind whether he’s topping or bottoming.
They wouldn’t be super kinky, simply because Uranus wouldn’t be into that much except for like the really vanilla stuff, they’d definitely try spanking though. Earth is up for anything new, but again, he follows his partners pace in the relationship and wouldn’t mind not delving into kinkier sex.