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Subject: Reality Initialization
Status: Waiting for Assets to Load
Date: Unknown (Before the creation of the universe)
Well, this is a total absence of geometry. No textures, no skyboxes, not even a single polygon to rest my weary, mauve-robed non existing feet upon. It's just me in this infinite nothingness and the hum of my own internal cathode ray tube. I'm getting kinda bored.
Thankully my dear Lady of Games is here with me, floating in the dark. She is alrady sketching ideas in the ether. While I'm focused on building a foundational logic and physics engines, she's insisting that the universe needs "pony-riding, lovely kittens, and ninjas being blown up with rocket launchers". I told her it lacked "marketable conflict," but she simply adjusted her own screen and started coding a pet simulator game out of spite.
The void is quiet for now. Of course there is no bears, birds, blobs, humans, animals, and no certainly no green witches complaining about the lack of beauty. Despite me and my wife's boredom, this is... quite peaceful, but the Lady says if I don't build something soon, she's going to make me watch a "house renovation show marathon".
That's what I assume it for today- or if it's yesterday. I can't seem to know what time or day is it. I'll see if I can update my entries if anything interesting happens.