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Hoggle one00 pork by drfunk98. Mob was at a 711 to get things for reigen, mob saw milk, mob did not like milk, mob didnt realize , mob loved milk. "I wonder what brand he likes." mob asked to himself, "ITS MILK, THERES ONLY NORMAL MILK AND THE OTHER ONE!!!!" dimple shouted at mob, mob didnt pay attention as he didnt like to acknowledge dimple, thatd just encourage him, "Oi mob, that girls taking pictures of ya." dimple pointed out a redhead with a camera furiously taking pictures and stabbing a pencil into a piece of Styrofoam, mob accidently made eye contact and emi became a pumpkin.....to disguise herself from the rest, she however was disguised to long and was bought by tome, they were gonna play butt ball (Tome threw the pumpkin at a fence), ritsu saw his brother but didnt have time to talk he was gonna buy spoons,....for the death. Then teruki showed up with his......hair and bought the last milk. Mob became angry, and then went ???%, "...Oh no not agai..." AND THEN THE WORLD EXPLODED, and reigen closed the volume of mob psycho 100, "......Now i want milk....", THE END!!!