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"Mwahh Mwahah Aww Log I lvoe u!" Parthy said, smooching up that Log fellow!
Jartholomew and Jerry materialized behind the pair, whose tongues were tangoing; jiving, even!
Jartholomew takes a step forward wearing a big smile. "Parthy we gonna decapitate you," he says in his signature cowboy drawl.
Parthy's face darkened, the reality of her fate setting in at once.
"Party what's wrong?" says Log loggily, oblivious. "Is everything ok party?" he said with a :) on his face.
A skeleton came and dragged the frame down to reveal Jerry decapitating Partholomew with his signature Barbie Hoe (minecraft) Gun.
Parthy was dead.
"!!!!!!" Log said. "PARTY!!!!NO!!!!!!" he said, sadly. "PARTYPELASE PARTY PAETY PARTY," he'd cry. "PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY7%^&^%#@#%^#$$%^^^^^#!12;3'123&aaaa"
Knock, knock, knock.
Red Corn Man. Freddy Fazbear, too.
"Jartholomew J. Tholomew and Jerry T. Jlatypus. Look me in my dead cold Rose eyes and listen to everything I say. Do not breathe, do not blink, and do not speak. What atrocity you have just committed is beyond forgivable. You two just decapitated, in cold blood, the one puny little soul we needed to gain Log L. Loggington's trust. Everything is ruined because of you little insufferable freaks who can't do anything right. Can you not comprehend how horrendous of an idea that was? I do not understand how you can possess this much stupidity. And now, once again, I'm disappointed in you both. I... I thought you could two could finally do something on your own. But no. Oh, you just have to mess everything up, don't you? Jartholomew J. Tholomew and Jerry T. Jlatypus. You two are putrid excuses of a jartholomew and a platypus. I want you guys to lay hold of Log L. Loggington and bring him to me by tonight. And if you don't? Let's just say there'll be some consequences. I'm out of here. Do not mess up again."
Red Corn Man disappeared.