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🌹(Cz): I was looking for the key to open the drawer, but all I could find was a hairpin.
🌹: I stood blankly in front of the drawer for a while holding it, and Xuan Yu looked at me with a sparkly eye and said
🌗(Xy): Cong Zheng, you going to open the drawer with that?!
🌊(Ri): Why are you lying on the floor?
🫀(DL): 'Cause I'm sad.
🫀: And stabbed, too. Can you call an ambulance?
🥤(Er): Today, I saw D-Lin who collapsed on the street, and Ritchy who also tripped while trying to carry D-Lin on his back.
🥤: And Yi Xi carried them both at the same time~
?: I have your precious counterpart with me. And if you don't come to the park in 10 minutes...
🏹(Lw): You found him? Thank you, I'll be right there.
🎃(Yu): Goodnight, moon.
🎃: Goodnight, woods.
🎃: Goodnight, the former owner of this vessel of mine.
🥩(Yi): Is there any person as harmless as me?
🥤(Er): Don't be sarcastic before you hear, Ayame. Just listen.
🎂(Ay): Hmm?
🥤: You piece of shit-
🕯(Ha): Everyone here is so kind to me...
🕯: Maybe... this is heaven?
💮(Ws): ...Please go to the hospital instead of thinking of people as heaven...
🕯: Okay...
☀️(An): I was talking to Weina just before... and she suddenly said, "Thank God, if someone like you existed in reality, you would have been miserable harassed and killed."
☀️: ...What. What does she mean? I'm a real man. Don't kill me...
If you want to make Kevin smile:
- Show him a picture of Ryo
- Take him to Ryo.
- For him, call Ryo.
- Ryo.
🤠(Lm): I opened the window and was cleaning the chalkboard erasers, and I heard children downstairs. They said like, "It's snowy!!!"
🤠: So I did my best to protect their joy.
🦋(Mx): Is that your excuse, Mr Liam?
🍃(Fe): I always carry a picture of Yi Xi. Whenever I have a problem, I see her picture, which makes me feel better.
🍃: Because every time I see Yi Xi in the picture, I think, 'Yeah, there's no bigger problem than her in my life'.
💮(Ws): I'm glad to meet you again, Yi Xi... Do you have any hobbies you've been enjoying lately?
🥩(Yi): Stalking people.
💮: Oh... Um, I've been making coffee or drinks again recently.
🥩: I know.
🍎(Ma): Eri, Ayame... Please, don't fight! Let's hold hands and make up, okay?
🍎: No, not my hands...
🕯(Ha): I feel like I keep losing my fight with myself...
🕯2: Don't worry, then it's yourself to win.
🌊(Q): What would be scary to follow at night?
❄️(Mo): Wouldn't everything be scary at night even if you are the one who chasing me?
🌊: Like Weina chasing after while she levitating with T-pose and laser eyes?
❄️: ...I think that case will be scary during the day.
🍂(Cx): Feng Yi, I'm going to get some water. Should I bring yours, too?
🍃(Fe): Really? Yeah, thank you.
🥩(Yi): Can I ask for mine, too?
🍂: What the, bring it on yourself.
🍎(Ma): I lost my smartphone and I was looking for it with my phone flashlight!
🎃(Yu): lmao Where was it, then?
🌊(Ri): nose
🌊: I just succeeded in typing nose with my nose
🫀(DL): heart
🌊: bro
🌊: what do you mean
🌊: u okay??
🌊: bro?
🌊: dlin?????
🦋(Mx): You can't use "I'm gonna kill you" as a joke, okay?
🪷(Yw): Yes, Miss Mo Xu.
🩸(Am): (Does she mean that I must kill the person if I say it?)
🧿(Ar): (Who's gonna give them a heads up before they put it into action?)
Q. What would you do if you had five people including yourself and only had four chairs?
🍀(K): Would anyone like to sit in the same chair with me?
❣️(Na): Someone will give up their seat.
🌊(Ri): If it possible, I'll bring another chair.
🕯(Ha): ...I, I can sit on the floor.
🍓(Fc): I think it'll be a familiar and chill mood if everyone sits on the floor.
🤠(Lm): Well, it's okay. I'm standing all the time, and it's the students who sitting down.
🩸(Am): Can I cut four chairs in half and make it eight? I think I can make it possible~
🧿(Ar): *Mysteriously, one of them disappears so quietly.*