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"VALENTO, WHAT THE FUCK," vox shouted.
"Oh, papi, what did I do this time?" Said Val
"Did you know the fucking deer is back?"
"Oh yes, I knew"
"And you didn't tell me"
"well, you wouldn't have reacted kindly"
"I'm going to the dumbass hotel"
"Wtv"
~lAtEr~
Vox arrives at the hazbin hotel. Charlie opens the door "oh hi....vox" she mutters though gritted teeth. "Hi princess,where is alastor?"
"Why?"
"Just tell me where that deer is,and I won't make trouble..."
Vox pushes Charlie out of the way to get in."OH ALASTOR,I KNOW YOUR IN HERE!!!' Alastor shadow appears then he does "what did you need box"
*vox clears his throat* "its vox, Val told me you back,and you are"
"what does the matter to you"
"You know what I want"
"I hate to break that little heart of you,but my heart belongs to someone else"
"WHO!!!"
"Lucifer Morningstar"
"T-the KING of hell?"
"Indeed,silly picture box"
Vox mutters something unknown under his breath,
~laterrrrr~
"Alastor,dear?" Lucifer called out "what is it my duckling?"
"Im cold" Lucifer shivers. Alastor lays beside lu,and puts his arm over him and pulls him close. Lucifer nuzzled into al's chest hair (shush ik its not accurate idc) the king let's out a slight hum of enjoyment. They both drift off for a nap. "Hey dad?" Charlie knocks on the door.
"Dad? DAD! DADDDDD!"
Lucifer wakes up in a haze "oh hi Charlie,my wonderful dear daughter of mine!"
Charlie takes a look at the scene thats taking place with the radio demon and her father "are you busy?"
"Just a little,char char"
"Alright well when you ready to get up vaggi want to show her new outfit."
"Well why doesn't she just come up here"
"Oh yeah,let me go get her brb,dad"
Charlie closed the door and ran down the hall to go get vaggi.
"Well well well" said alastor, his hands rap around his ducklings waist. " no al, Charlie will be back any minute" hisses luci. Charlie knocks on the door once more "come in" called out alastor. Charlie opens the door,Charlie walks in and vaggi follows. Vaggi is wearing a red dress that goes down to her knees and flows when she walks,with a red ribbon tied up in her hair. " OMG VAGGI GIRLY, YOU SLAY THAT!!!!" Screamed Lucifer (idk I feel like he would do that)
Vaggi blushes softly at the compliment( ITS NOT A SHIP,ITS A REFLECTION OF ME WHEN I GET COMPLENT)
"Thank you uh...lu?" She says. Her and Charlie leave the room just leaving alastor and Lucifer.
"Well look at the time,my dear! Its almost 2 pm!!" Lucifer chirped,they both get out of bed to get ready for the day.
~ back over at the Vees~
"Val what the fuck is wrong?" Velvette hissed
"Vox fucking left this morning to go find that alastor guys,and left me."
"Thats what your mad about?"
"Yea!!!"
"Go check his office."
Valento goes to voxs office,and no surprises,vox is there. Vox is passing back and forth mutters quietly to himself.
"Vox" Val says sternly,vox jumps slightly not noticing valento was there.
"Y-yes what is it Val,my moth"
"Where were you,its been 5 hours"
"Oh yk,here there a bit of everywhere" vox anxiously chuckles
"You think this is funny, DO YOU?"
"NO not at all val"
"So what happened with that al guy"
"Hes....dating someone"
Val laughs
"Hey that is not nice" vox says sadly
"Dude I told you he dating someone"
Vox gets up and walks out
"A la mierda mi vida." Mutters Val
~back at the hotel~
Alastor, Lucifer,Charlie, vaggi,cherri bomb,angle dust,husker,nifty, and Baxter at watching tv (shush ik its said Baxter wouldn't be in this,but he is now)
"Yk I was gonna make some jambalaya for dinner,how do feel about that" says alastor
"As long as its jot to spicy" says cherri
"But thats how it tastes good"
"You the only one who can handle the spice"
"No you guys are just weak to flavor"
"What if we just have a nice chicken noodle soup for dinner" Charlie says cutting through.
*the group votes yes*
~after dinner~
They all go to there own separate rooms
Charlie and vaggi go to their (shared) room, angle and husk goes to their (shared) alastor and Lucifer go to their (shared) room
Cherri goes to her room
Nifty and Baxter go to there separate rooms.
~9 pm~
Vox (some how) teleports into Lucifer and al's room
"Well well well,so you weren't lieing ALASTOR" he's says like an insult
"Al do you know this guys"
"Unfortunately I do, he's mad I rejected him TWICE"
Vox huffs because people aren't paying attention to him (he's such a baby bro 😭)
"Well alastor im here to claim your heart" vox says
"Get the fuck out" alastor says flatly
"Yeah VOX"
"We WILL meet again alastor, trust me"
Vox leaves