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Natan has joined the group chat
Natan : greetings everyone. I am Natan from the future.
Natan : and yes, technically i am 69 years old
Claude : man SWEET
Layla : wait fr
Irithel: you don't seem to have the face of 69 year old...
Claude : He's from our future and well, we're basically his past.
Granger : i assume you're the youngest among us, correct?
Natan : why yes, indeed
Clint : Claude stop snickering the among us jokes its irrelevant
Claude : among us
Lesley : andddddd he's gone.
Hanabi : anything cool in the future? Besides the high as fuck technology of course
Natan : of course! In my current time we have this machine called "baby generator"
Beatrix : WHAT THE FUCKKKKK HAHAHA SIFJEJDIDJEJFFJ SICKKKK
Bruno : first mecha legs now this? I guess there is still a future ahead of us!
Natan : the baby generator lets you "customize" your future child. However you can only use it once per baby.
Granger : how the fuck can a totally obvious biological thing is now related to technology??? help???
Karrie : my my i'm not sure with this one. if all babies looks the same, diversity can kiss their asses bye bye
Layla : come on, Karrie. It wont be that bad
Miya : that's the neat part, WRONG.
Moskov : i must agree with this one
Natan : now worry not, folks. we can fix the problems in no time!
Brody : ok so what did i miss?
Layla : nah, we were just evacuate the dance floor for Natan.
Miya : i
Miya : was that a cascada reference?
Bruno : AYEEEE EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR
Claude : I'M INFECTED BY THE SOUND
Natan : STOP THIS BEAT IS KILLING ME
Beatrix : HEY LITTLE DJ LET THE MUSIC TAKE YOU UNDERGROUND
Layla : before Natan's departure i demand y'all to dance with us to this song PERIOD.
Lesley : this gives me nostalgia i've never had.
Karrie : who's gonna be the main singer and dancer?
Beatrix : let me be the singer and brody the dj
Kimmy : we should bring vexana. Y'know how she makes people dance?
Brody : sick that's much better.
Kimmy : anyways when is he leaving
Natan : but i just got here!
Irithel : the earlier the better
Irithel : THE PREPARATIONS I MEAN NOTHING ELSE HEHE
Lesley : right.
Miya : HORY SHIT
Beatrix : OH MY GOD
Claude : HELP ME OH MY GOD
Granger : FOR FUCKS SAKE, IF THERES NO MICKEY THIS SHIT AINT DISNEY
Miya: wait
Miya : where is disney anyways?
Moskov : near the gate of the Abyss
Layla : WHAT
Irithel : that's too dangerous. Alice might be in there, haunting people
Moskov : no worries, she's on a shopping spree for more preys with my girlfriend
Bruno : but still-
Layla : GREAT LETS GOOOO
Beatrix : GET BACK HERE YOU TWINTAILED PIG
Clint : one more insult and i'll take your shotgun lady.