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Doctor Mechaniacal has created The Secret Chat
Doctor Mechanical has updated the chat Descriptino
Doctor Mechaniacal changed name to DM
DM added Xelas, St4sis, Fornax, Balaam, G0rk, and Bl00dW1tch to the chat
Xelas: Why does Morgana get a fancy nickname?
Xelas: I want a fancy nickname
Xelas changed their name to ManicPixieDreamBot
DM: If that’s settled, I made this chat so we can more easily communicate
Fornax: Can you change my name for me too, Xelas?
ManicPixieDreamBot: No problemo! That’ll be five dollars though.
Fornax: I’ll send it over shortly
ManicPixieDreamBot changed Fornax’s name to Pseudonym
ManicPixieDreamBot: Pleasure doing business with you
Balaam: If I pay you 10 dollars can you change his name to IvanTheTerrible insted?
G0rk changed their name to Gork
Gork changed St4sis’ name to Stasis
Stasis: Thank you Gork!
Gork: 👍
Balaam: Wait we can change our names ourselves?!?!?!
DM: Can we focus please?
Balaam changed their name to TheSpellMaster
ManicPixieDreamBot: TheSpellMaster? Really???
ManicPixieDreamBot changed TheSpellMasters’s name to BoringBalaam
ManicPixieDreamBot: if you wanna chose your own special name you gotta at least pick a good one.
BoringBalaam: You talk about that while calling yourself some sort of crazy loony bot
ManicPixieDreamBot: Ofc u wouldn’t know anything about the wonders of high romantasy
Pseudonym: I’m not sure that’s a romantasy trope.
ManicPixieDreamBot: Shut up, Ivan. Balaam doesn’t know that.
Bl00dW1tch: Any chance we can calm this down a bit. Wade’s been typing for five minutes.
ManicPixieDreamBot: more like 3 minutes 17 seconds
DM: This chat is meant for ease of sharing important immediate information. Please stop spamming it. We have a spamming chat for a reason.
Stasis: Is that with the whole team? I thought that something only Gork and I had access to.
Pseudonym: To be fair, I just muted that chat.
BoringBalaam: Is that what that chat was? I feel like I would have left such a paltry chat ages past.
ManicPixieDreamBot: Don’t worry. I’m ‘bout to change that.
Gork: Please don’t. I like how quite it can be.
DM: Just a reminder we have a full council meeting this upcoming Tuesday. I expect to see you all there.
DM: Yes, Pseudonym. You are required to show up.
Pseudonym: I didn’t even say anything.
BoringBalaam: You didn’t have to, weakling.
ManicPixieDreamBot: Balaam, please remember that these conversations are being recorded to ensure we improve our quality customer service.
BoringBalaam: WTF! Who in their right mind would record this mess.
Bl00dW1tch: no one is recording anything however due to the fact that we are using a texting service, our
DM: Don’t worry its all served on my servers. Its very secure. Xelas, please stop spreading panic inducing rumors across the magic department.
BoringBalaam changed Pseudonym’s name to WhippedCream
BoringBalaam: WHO SET UP WHIPPEDCREAM TO AUTOCORRECT TO WHIPPEDCREAM?!?!
BoringBalaam: FUCK!
DM: Xelas…
ManicPixieDreamBot changed their name to IPleadTheFifth.
IPleadTheFifth: Don’t worry boss I’ll get you some coffee just how you like it.
DM: Why is it only Wednesday
WhippedCream: See you next Tuesday.
DM: Oh remember to bring your apprentice!
WhippedCream: Fine.